Phailhaüs - 12

For videos that aren't... y'know... "real". Whatever Thing, Phailhaüs, etc.
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Postby Smeghead » 23 Jul 2008, 09:41

These days the fuel costs of cars aren't the most painful thing economically, it's those darned huge fule prices

Yes but here in Sweden the gas price is more then twice as much as in the US. So no one really use "classic" cars that much as they creat a mineshaft deep hole in your wallet just driving around the block
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Postby Frozengale » 23 Jul 2008, 09:45

I almost didn't even realize there was a new Phailhaus. I think that is what 3 updates in a row, Superintendent on Sunday, Geometry on Monday and this on Tuesday. You guys are really giving us a lot :D

Props to Matt for his use of Condine, best intentional phail of a word yet.

And whats up with you people and getting sick. You guys have no immune systems.

But very great vid. I like the Phailhauses that involve more then one person. No offense Graham but it's a lot better when you have someone to banter with.
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Postby jtaylor » 23 Jul 2008, 09:46

In Denmark everyone uses these two-wheeled cars that have organic engines and run on fish sandwiches.
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Postby Melendwyr » 23 Jul 2008, 09:52

jtaylor wrote:In Denmark everyone uses these two-wheeled cars that have organic engines and run on fish sandwiches.
Also known as 'rickshaws', these vehicles are pulled by slaves, imported mostly from South America and the greater Cleveland area.
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Postby jtaylor » 23 Jul 2008, 09:53

Mel, you're stupid.
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Postby Melendwyr » 23 Jul 2008, 09:55

Hey, don't blame me for the atrocities of the Danes.
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!
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Postby Lacerta » 23 Jul 2008, 10:28

Mr. Bungle's first album disturbs people, but California is goddamned awesome.
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Postby Emperor Gum » 23 Jul 2008, 11:04

rom_ripper wrote:But i do feel that this needs pointing out, The euro 2008 champions are spain, germany were runners up.


They never said champions, they just said celebrations. Thank God Germany didn't win though, they sucked. I like the way the 'Pic of the Day' has just become humourous food packaging. Out of curiosity, is an Iranian Car Bomb alcoholic like it's Irish counterpart. Damn, there's got to be a joke in that...
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Postby Matt » 23 Jul 2008, 11:29

Emperor Gum wrote:
rom_ripper wrote:But i do feel that this needs pointing out, The euro 2008 champions are spain, germany were runners up.


They never said champions, they just said celebrations. Thank God Germany didn't win though, they sucked. I like the way the 'Pic of the Day' has just become humourous food packaging. Out of curiosity, is an Iranian Car Bomb alcoholic like it's Irish counterpart. Damn, there's got to be a joke in that...


uhh... that was the joke.

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Postby LS » 23 Jul 2008, 12:47

Heehee, I get to post right after Matt =D


"Condine in hell" and "Bilingual ice cream" are the funniest things I've heard all day--and I've been playing standup comedy radio.
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Postby Dr Frankenjam » 23 Jul 2008, 13:18

LS wrote:Heehee, I get to post right after Matt =D


"Condine in hell" and "Bilingual ice cream" are the funniest things I've heard all day--and I've been playing standup comedy radio.

Your stand-up comedy radio must SUCK! :?

It was a good phailhaus though. The condign in hell bit made me groan... Graham is right to ban Matt from atleast 1 phailhaus.
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Postby Dane » 23 Jul 2008, 17:26

I was kind of expecting you guys to have a comment on those five feet they found washed ashore in Vancouver. Well, six if you count the animal paw someone stuck in a shoe.

Oh well.
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Postby dark_realm » 23 Jul 2008, 22:20

Mr. Bungle is awesome, both California and Disco Volante rock hard, i love them both.. but if you want to scare people get Mike Patton's (lead singer of faith no more and mr. bungle) album called "Adult Themes For Voice" that is some seriously weird shit!

an example: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijf-C-hvTdo
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Postby LS » 23 Jul 2008, 23:46

You know, I haven't really done enough "creepy Matt stalker" stuff lately.

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There we go. All better.
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Postby Cake » 24 Jul 2008, 02:40

LS, that made me rofl so hard.
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Postby Emperor Gum » 24 Jul 2008, 12:07

Matt wrote:uhh... that was the joke.


I meant there has to be an Irish joke like; 'An Irishman walks into a bar and says (poor Irish accent) "can I have an Iranian Car Bomb, barman." The barman then says...'and so and so forth.

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Postby melonade » 24 Jul 2008, 16:36

And in a glorious fusion of two of these things, there are drive-thru liquor stores in Australia.

I wish I were kidding.
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Postby Vaughn » 24 Jul 2008, 20:56

Creative icecream Flavor, Courtesy of Jes, Ian's Fiancee (Three Panel Soul )

BACON ICE CREAM
1000g milk
1000g cream
750g egg yolks
625g sugar
6 strips of cooked bacon

Method of procedure:
-Thoroughly cook bacon, keep warm.
-Bring milk and cream to a boil.
-Add bacon to the hot dairy.
-Cover and infuse for 4 hours.
-Strain out bacon.
-Bring baconed dairy back to a boil.
-Whisk yolk and sugar together.
-Temper hot dairy into yolks mixture.
-Pour back into the dairy.
-Cook over low heat, stirring with a wooden spoon till it reaches
nappe (coats the spoon).
-Cool over an ice bath.
-Spin in an ice cream machine.
Do the Catterpillar!
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Postby tak197 » 24 Jul 2008, 21:02

Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day? Hmmmmmmm.
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Postby Allen! » 25 Jul 2008, 01:05

Mr. Bungle kicks ass, don't knock it you Muse loving cracktards. Mike Patton rapes your face.

Next you'll say you don't like One Day As A Lion.
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Postby Graham » 25 Jul 2008, 06:52

Allen! wrote:Mr. Bungle kicks ass, don't knock it you Muse loving cracktards.

Full disclosure, Kathleen is able to follow through on her advice because she actually owns several Mr. Bungle albums.
She just recognizes that it can sound... grating to a lot of people.
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Postby Quadrophenia » 25 Jul 2008, 12:21

I must admit that I am surprised that nothing was mentioned about the crackers being "pain biscuits." What.
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Postby Graham » 25 Jul 2008, 12:32

Quadrophenia wrote:I must admit that I am surprised that nothing was mentioned about the crackers being "pain biscuits." What.

That's "Wheat" en francais.
I guess we're just used to seeing it.

Thankfully they stopped using the direct translation of "grated" on pre-shredded cheese.


Mmm... fromage rape.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 25 Jul 2008, 13:57

Graham wrote:Mmm... fromage rape.

Most of my peers still snigger at oilseed rape. :x
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Postby Graham » 25 Jul 2008, 14:59

Lyinginbedmon wrote:
Graham wrote:Mmm... fromage rape.

Most of my peers still snigger at oilseed rape. :x

Oilseed rape is no laughing matter. My brother died that way.

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