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Postby Corax » 14 Aug 2008, 23:17

Nate, you are really funny, you should be on Phailhaus more. Also, Matt is getting funnier, idk how that happened but it did. Fun Fact: Potatoes come from a type of Nightshade
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Postby Dane » 15 Aug 2008, 01:24

So after viewing this phailtastic phailhaus vid, Revver displayed an ad for Scientology.org. "Bullshit!" I exclaimed yet, out of morbid curiosity, clicking on said ad for suspicion of "teh lulz"...

Firefox prevented this page from opening a pop-up window.

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Postby iceberg1972 » 15 Aug 2008, 04:45

HOMG! You must keep Nate for the Phailhaus! He is totally hilarious!!!

No offense, Matt, but yer kinda... You have a certain, as the French would say, "Je ne sais quoi," that I don't quite...get...
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Postby iceberg1972 » 15 Aug 2008, 04:56

Kathleen wrote:
robleggatt7 wrote:Just to make Graham feel a bit better, you pronounced my name 100% correctly 1st time, before proceeding to phail epically.....

I'm more intrigued to see what was in the little jump between you getting it right and making more "guesses" at pronounciation, probably taking the mickey out of the crazy name...but it would still be cool lol.

Oh yeah, I have now been branded "Leggatto" by several people. Thanks Kathleen, you nickname generation skills are uncannily catchy :D


The thing in the little jump was... a pause. Sorry, I cut it out because it was too long.
5 phail points to the first person who can tell everyone where the name Legato is from!


Ok, Kathleen. Legato is Italian (and presumably Latin) for "smooth(e)" (depending how you were taught to spell the word.) In music, it is a musical direction for the performers/vocalists performing the song to play/sing in a smooth, flowing manner, as contrasted by staccato which means "short and quick".

Fair enough definition?
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Postby mew4ever23 » 15 Aug 2008, 06:27

Awesome Phailhaus, but i thought Matts Phailhaus suspension was only for one episode... Graham, why did you give Matt the timeout in the First place?
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 15 Aug 2008, 06:32

mew4ever23 wrote:Awesome Phailhaus, but i thought Matts Phailhaus suspension was only for one episode... Graham, why did you give Matt the timeout in the First place?

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Postby Ceer » 15 Aug 2008, 06:33

Frozengale wrote:OMG Nate just scared the tar out of me when he was saying "Wait Wait Wait" off camera. The volume was low in the movie so I turned my headphones up really high so I could hear and when he said it I couldn't see anyone talking on screen and it sounded like someone was shouting at me from behind.


Oh Em Gee, I had the exact same experience. I was watching it at work and I though one of my co-workers was effing with me!
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Postby DmitriW » 15 Aug 2008, 07:11

Chris wrote:Look at what ad i got after watching the video...
http://lh4.ggpht.com/smittyeh/SKUI7UShx ... OM/Lrr.JPG
Scientology!


I got that too!

Edit: W00t! Phailpoints!
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Postby Kathleen » 15 Aug 2008, 08:01

Everyone gets 5 phail points. The legato I was thinking of was from Trigun though. However, there are many quick definitions, and the Trigun baddies names all have subtle music connections.
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Postby wordnerd » 15 Aug 2008, 09:26

So, phunny story.

My last name is Langhorne. Any time any one asked my dad what they were going to name me, he would reply "Foghorn".

I came this close to being "Foghorn Langhorne" Thank goodness for my mother and her common sense!
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 15 Aug 2008, 09:31

My parents wanted for a while to call me and my brother William and Benjamin.

Why?

So we'd be Bill & Ben (the Flowerpot Men).

That evolved later into William and Edward (Bill & Ted), and finally (thankfully) Tim & Edward.
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Postby King Kool » 15 Aug 2008, 09:34

Kathleen wrote:Everyone gets 5 phail points. The legato I was thinking of was from Trigun though.


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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 15 Aug 2008, 09:39

Phailpoints may be used as currency at your local Phailcade or your regional Phailworld Amusement Park.

Phailhaus, brought to you by Phail Inc. (A division of Phailmart Phailnational).

Phail and other phailisms are trademark Phail Inc. All rights reserved.
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Postby DmitriW » 15 Aug 2008, 09:55

Lyinginbedmon wrote:Phailpoints may be used as currency at your local Phailcade...


Sweet! Five free plays of Phail Phail Revolution!
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Postby huddlehouseninja » 15 Aug 2008, 10:03

tak197 wrote:
huddlehouseninja wrote:BTW Graham, My lesbian sister thinks you're just too cute.


And it's important she's a lesbian why? Trust us, the majority of the guys on the forums have mancrushes on at least two of the crew members at any given time. Some of them just don't profess it that often.


It's important because she's my lesbian sister. That's what I call her. Either that or Damn Lesbian. I love her. She's my damn lesbian & I will fight for her right to have sweet woman lovins at any given moment. Now.. Back to the Haus which we call Phail.
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Postby DicyDax » 15 Aug 2008, 11:32

DmitriW wrote:
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Phailpoints may be used as currency at your local Phailcade...


Sweet! Five free plays of Phail Phail Revolution!
I always found people playing DDR sorta lame, but I would play Phail Phail Revolution.
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Postby AzracTheUnstable » 15 Aug 2008, 11:49

I'm probably alone here but I prefer Matt to Nate in the Phail.

also BEER!
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Postby Cureless_Poison » 15 Aug 2008, 12:47

Does anyone else think Graham resembles an old man having a heart attack near the end when Nate tells Graham to wait and he exclaims "Herp herp heep herp heep herp herp herp!" ?
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Postby -=Nate the Great=- » 15 Aug 2008, 13:52

DicyDax wrote:Who the fuck is Nate Mosher? also; not interlaced.


I the fuck is Nate Mosher.
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Postby -=Nate the Great=- » 15 Aug 2008, 13:58

AmazingPjotrMan wrote:Sometimes Nathan comes off as Texan...ish. At least I think so.


How do I come off as Texan? Tell me so I can stop :(
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Postby Red Charlie » 15 Aug 2008, 13:58

-=Nate the Great=- wrote:
DicyDax wrote:Who the fuck is Nate Mosher? also; not interlaced.


I the fuck is Nate Mosher.


I really wanna same something along the similar vain at this moment but I'm inclinded not to.

However you can have the pg-12 one.

Truck yeah!
It was really too big:

I give you this instead


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Postby tak197 » 15 Aug 2008, 15:27

-=Nate the Great=- wrote:
AmazingPjotrMan wrote:Sometimes Nathan comes off as Texan...ish. At least I think so.


How do I come off as Texan? Tell me so I can stop :(


I have no clue. Besides, can a Scandinavian really pinpoint a Texas dialect?

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Postby tak197 » 15 Aug 2008, 15:30

huddlehouseninja wrote:
tak197 wrote:
huddlehouseninja wrote:BTW Graham, My lesbian sister thinks you're just too cute.


And it's important she's a lesbian why? Trust us, the majority of the guys on the forums have mancrushes on at least two of the crew members at any given time. Some of them just don't profess it that often.


It's important because she's my lesbian sister. That's what I call her. Either that or Damn Lesbian. I love her. She's my damn lesbian & I will fight for her right to have sweet woman lovins at any given moment. Now.. Back to the Haus which we call Phail.


Okay thanks! I didn't know
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 15 Aug 2008, 16:13

Does this mean Nate's jihad has ended?
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Postby -=Nate the Great=- » 15 Aug 2008, 16:24

Lyinginbedmon wrote:Does this mean Nate's jihad has ended?


/end jihad

Still hunting down that jewel thief though...

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