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Posted: 14 Aug 2008, 23:17
by Corax
Nate, you are really funny, you should be on Phailhaus more. Also, Matt is getting funnier, idk how that happened but it did. Fun Fact: Potatoes come from a type of Nightshade

Creepy

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 01:24
by Dane
So after viewing this phailtastic phailhaus vid, Revver displayed an ad for Scientology.org. "Bullshit!" I exclaimed yet, out of morbid curiosity, clicking on said ad for suspicion of "teh lulz"...

Firefox prevented this page from opening a pop-up window.

THANK YOU FIREFOX.

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 04:45
by iceberg1972
HOMG! You must keep Nate for the Phailhaus! He is totally hilarious!!!

No offense, Matt, but yer kinda... You have a certain, as the French would say, "Je ne sais quoi," that I don't quite...get...

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 04:56
by iceberg1972
Kathleen wrote:
robleggatt7 wrote:Just to make Graham feel a bit better, you pronounced my name 100% correctly 1st time, before proceeding to phail epically.....

I'm more intrigued to see what was in the little jump between you getting it right and making more "guesses" at pronounciation, probably taking the mickey out of the crazy name...but it would still be cool lol.

Oh yeah, I have now been branded "Leggatto" by several people. Thanks Kathleen, you nickname generation skills are uncannily catchy :D


The thing in the little jump was... a pause. Sorry, I cut it out because it was too long.
5 phail points to the first person who can tell everyone where the name Legato is from!


Ok, Kathleen. Legato is Italian (and presumably Latin) for "smooth(e)" (depending how you were taught to spell the word.) In music, it is a musical direction for the performers/vocalists performing the song to play/sing in a smooth, flowing manner, as contrasted by staccato which means "short and quick".

Fair enough definition?

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 06:27
by mew4ever23
Awesome Phailhaus, but i thought Matts Phailhaus suspension was only for one episode... Graham, why did you give Matt the timeout in the First place?

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 06:32
by Lyinginbedmon
mew4ever23 wrote:Awesome Phailhaus, but i thought Matts Phailhaus suspension was only for one episode... Graham, why did you give Matt the timeout in the First place?

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight, WE CONDIGN IN HELL!"

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 06:33
by Ceer
Frozengale wrote:OMG Nate just scared the tar out of me when he was saying "Wait Wait Wait" off camera. The volume was low in the movie so I turned my headphones up really high so I could hear and when he said it I couldn't see anyone talking on screen and it sounded like someone was shouting at me from behind.


Oh Em Gee, I had the exact same experience. I was watching it at work and I though one of my co-workers was effing with me!

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 07:11
by DmitriW
Chris wrote:Look at what ad i got after watching the video...
http://lh4.ggpht.com/smittyeh/SKUI7UShx ... OM/Lrr.JPG
Scientology!


I got that too!

Edit: W00t! Phailpoints!

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 08:01
by Kathleen
Everyone gets 5 phail points. The legato I was thinking of was from Trigun though. However, there are many quick definitions, and the Trigun baddies names all have subtle music connections.
High five everyone!

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 09:26
by wordnerd
So, phunny story.

My last name is Langhorne. Any time any one asked my dad what they were going to name me, he would reply "Foghorn".

I came this close to being "Foghorn Langhorne" Thank goodness for my mother and her common sense!

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 09:31
by Lyinginbedmon
My parents wanted for a while to call me and my brother William and Benjamin.

Why?

So we'd be Bill & Ben (the Flowerpot Men).

That evolved later into William and Edward (Bill & Ted), and finally (thankfully) Tim & Edward.

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 09:34
by King Kool
Kathleen wrote:Everyone gets 5 phail points. The legato I was thinking of was from Trigun though.


Yay! I was the best! I win XMAS!

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 09:39
by Lyinginbedmon
Phailpoints may be used as currency at your local Phailcade or your regional Phailworld Amusement Park.

Phailhaus, brought to you by Phail Inc. (A division of Phailmart Phailnational).

Phail and other phailisms are trademark Phail Inc. All rights reserved.

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 09:55
by DmitriW
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Phailpoints may be used as currency at your local Phailcade...


Sweet! Five free plays of Phail Phail Revolution!

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 10:03
by huddlehouseninja
tak197 wrote:
huddlehouseninja wrote:BTW Graham, My lesbian sister thinks you're just too cute.


And it's important she's a lesbian why? Trust us, the majority of the guys on the forums have mancrushes on at least two of the crew members at any given time. Some of them just don't profess it that often.


It's important because she's my lesbian sister. That's what I call her. Either that or Damn Lesbian. I love her. She's my damn lesbian & I will fight for her right to have sweet woman lovins at any given moment. Now.. Back to the Haus which we call Phail.

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 11:32
by DicyDax
DmitriW wrote:
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Phailpoints may be used as currency at your local Phailcade...


Sweet! Five free plays of Phail Phail Revolution!
I always found people playing DDR sorta lame, but I would play Phail Phail Revolution.

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 11:49
by AzracTheUnstable
I'm probably alone here but I prefer Matt to Nate in the Phail.

also BEER!

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 12:47
by Cureless_Poison
Does anyone else think Graham resembles an old man having a heart attack near the end when Nate tells Graham to wait and he exclaims "Herp herp heep herp heep herp herp herp!" ?

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 13:52
by -=Nate the Great=-
DicyDax wrote:Who the fuck is Nate Mosher? also; not interlaced.


I the fuck is Nate Mosher.

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 13:58
by -=Nate the Great=-
AmazingPjotrMan wrote:Sometimes Nathan comes off as Texan...ish. At least I think so.


How do I come off as Texan? Tell me so I can stop :(

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 13:58
by Red Charlie
-=Nate the Great=- wrote:
DicyDax wrote:Who the fuck is Nate Mosher? also; not interlaced.


I the fuck is Nate Mosher.


I really wanna same something along the similar vain at this moment but I'm inclinded not to.

However you can have the pg-12 one.

Truck yeah!

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 15:27
by tak197
-=Nate the Great=- wrote:
AmazingPjotrMan wrote:Sometimes Nathan comes off as Texan...ish. At least I think so.


How do I come off as Texan? Tell me so I can stop :(


I have no clue. Besides, can a Scandinavian really pinpoint a Texas dialect?

<3 you Petter...

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 15:30
by tak197
huddlehouseninja wrote:
tak197 wrote:
huddlehouseninja wrote:BTW Graham, My lesbian sister thinks you're just too cute.


And it's important she's a lesbian why? Trust us, the majority of the guys on the forums have mancrushes on at least two of the crew members at any given time. Some of them just don't profess it that often.


It's important because she's my lesbian sister. That's what I call her. Either that or Damn Lesbian. I love her. She's my damn lesbian & I will fight for her right to have sweet woman lovins at any given moment. Now.. Back to the Haus which we call Phail.


Okay thanks! I didn't know

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 16:13
by Lyinginbedmon
Does this mean Nate's jihad has ended?

Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 16:24
by -=Nate the Great=-
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Does this mean Nate's jihad has ended?


/end jihad

Still hunting down that jewel thief though...