Phailhaüs - 15

Paul · Postby **Paul** » 05 Sep 2008, 20:14

That's SIR penguin to you

iEatNinjaZ · Postby **iEatNinjaZ** » 05 Sep 2008, 20:15

woot more phail!

a slightly used tube of vaginal lube.

i never thought she would ever say that!

Misty · Postby **Misty** » 05 Sep 2008, 20:37

Oooooooh, nice burn on Keira Knightly, Kathleen! It makes you wonder if she really thinks squeezing herself into those corsets (that she wears in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE SHE'S IN) help any...

Keep right on phailing, guys!

Tanais · Postby **Tanais** » 05 Sep 2008, 20:38

Hi-larious phailhaus guys. had me laughing for the full 7 minutes.

also, great crack on kiera knightly's mosquito bite tits kathleen :lol:

JesterJ. · Postby **JesterJ.** » 05 Sep 2008, 21:07

Thumb down means the gladiator would live. The more you know.
GREAT PHAILAUS

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 05 Sep 2008, 21:09

I'm pretty sure thumbs sideways means execution.

spartanhelmet · Postby **spartanhelmet** » 05 Sep 2008, 21:10

The Phailmeter is quite a high reading this week. Also, bling was noticed.

Keira Knightley remark for epic win, and yes... James > Matt

Corax · Postby **Corax** » 05 Sep 2008, 21:20

james is funny on phailhaus... too funny... stole my mike tyson joke

James · Postby **James** » 05 Sep 2008, 21:36

I won't lie. Of all the jokes I made the Mike Tyson one was not mine. That was Grahams that I just repeated for more screen time

korri · Postby **korri** » 05 Sep 2008, 22:00

great phailhaus guys! My fav was the Tears for Fears bit... really had me rofl-ing

Flewellyn · Postby **Flewellyn** » 05 Sep 2008, 22:59

Heat wave that day? Everybody looked a bit sweaty and dishevelled. I'm guessing it was during that bit of beastly heat before the early autumn sets in.

Oshinagaki · Postby **Oshinagaki** » 06 Sep 2008, 00:12

Lavos wrote:I'm pretty sure thumbs sideways means execution.

Actually thumbs UP means execution, its opposite of what we usually think of

Shandi · Postby **Shandi** » 06 Sep 2008, 00:21

James puts a different flavour in the phailmix. I like a change. Thank you James.

masamune · Postby **masamune** » 06 Sep 2008, 00:47

jar of vegemite for iron stomach! (probably already suggested)
i hear canadians hate the stuff. i'm quite the fan, but i have been raised on it. it puts a rose in every cheek, you know. also, apparently makes your kid to grow into frankenstein's monster.

see. make sure to underline every every in your teen-age!

Smeghead · Postby **Smeghead** » 06 Sep 2008, 01:19

this isn't the thread for iron stomach.

Tried to find a pic of the pengins walking down the row of Norwegian royal guards, but I phailed to find it I'm afraid

Simmemann · Postby **Simmemann** » 06 Sep 2008, 01:20

Actually, Sir Nils Olav resides in Edinburgh Zoo, and are three penguins in succession. He is promoted every time the Norwegian King's Guard (Garden) is visiting the Edinburgh Military Tattoo.

I was thinking about this that time there were talks about penguins taking over the world here. It's not to long ago...

Also, while not the most hillarious phail ever, it was quite enjoyable. Thanks, Graham. Thraham...

allison · Postby **allison** » 06 Sep 2008, 01:25

im tired
its almost 2 30
but i bet sleeping people stirred from my laughing
maybe even neighors!
lol

Smeghead · Postby **Smeghead** » 06 Sep 2008, 01:35

wait, I stand corrected

masamune · Postby **masamune** » 06 Sep 2008, 01:35

Smeghead wrote:this isn't the thread for iron stomach.

clearly. but my post was hardly unrelated.

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 06 Sep 2008, 01:39

If this was August 17th I guess the bear claw was foreshadowing for A Little TOO Human (Released the day after). Or it would have been if the video had been edited and uploaded that day, ala PAX Loading Times.

Vaginal lubricant, can't say I was expecting that one. Kathleen definitely looks a little grossed out right before the cut. Cool mace though, maybe it works on bears...

empath · Postby **empath** » 06 Sep 2008, 03:48

Aye, excellent 'look of unease' regarding your Thrift Shop Day purchase, Kathleen!

And I love the brand name on those 'not from concentrate concentrated, crushed tomatoes.'

All in all, a great effort and an enjoyable seven minutes.

Finally, maybe we can come up with some sort of mystical philter to give Kiera so she'll grow boobs that are visible without the aid of serious structural engineering...

Daco · Postby **Daco** » 06 Sep 2008, 04:36

Misty wrote:(that she wears in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE SHE'S IN)

i saw her in movies where she doesn't wear one...
can't remember the titles tho >_<

nice phail btw!

EDIT: damn typo's

StoneageRocker · Postby **StoneageRocker** » 06 Sep 2008, 04:47

August 17th!

Ummmmm that was a while ago....

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 06 Sep 2008, 05:49

Awesomeness as usual. I think I'm on a LRR-content overload right now, with 5 bonus videos and a community profile in the past couple of weeks.
I think I need to go sit down now.

Emperor Gum · Postby **Emperor Gum** » 06 Sep 2008, 06:41

Daco wrote:i saw her in movies where she doesn't wear one...
can't remember the titles tho >_<

She was in a horror film called 'The Hole'; which pretty much summed it up.
Also, two points:
1. The blue light from what I presume was this website was a little odd to look at
2. Whilst noticing the bare wall behind Kathleen, I wondered have you ever thought about green screening the Phailhaus for shits and gigs?

Oh, and keep doing these, they're funny.

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