Man Cooking - The Gigantor

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Postby Metcarfre » 25 Nov 2008, 21:02

tak197 wrote:My only critique is you may not have gone fully manly. (Cash aside,) a burger of that size in bison only, now that's manly!


As Morgan wrote in an earlier thread,

1) If it contains fewer than three meats, you have failed.
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Postby Alex Steacy » 25 Nov 2008, 21:04

Can't...

Stop...

Salivating...

Well, the bar sure has been set high with this one. I believe it may be time to get crackin'.

HAAAA!
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Postby NachoManLance » 25 Nov 2008, 21:13

COLOSSAL AMOUNTS OF MANLINESS ACHIEVED!!!!

HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

But really, after a meal like that, who needs Thanksgiving?
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Postby AeroCmdr » 25 Nov 2008, 21:28

I wasn't hungry until I watched this. That looks so manly good.
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Postby MostlyImprov » 25 Nov 2008, 21:43

Morgan's sheer conviction definitely sells it. Let us simply hope that this manly fanaticism is never used for evil.

This is why I could never be a vegan. I'm sorry, assorted animals, you are simply too delicious.

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Postby Pretzelcoatl » 25 Nov 2008, 21:44

Morgan gets progressively more insane with each Man Cooking. This is a trend I hope we see continue.
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Postby Evil Jim » 25 Nov 2008, 21:52

My goodness, that certainly is a manly sandwich.
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Postby Sable » 25 Nov 2008, 22:03

Okay, you guys.

That's it.

I'm borrowing a video camera and cooking an ostrich-egg omlet.

What, you say?

That's just an egg?

It's TWENTY FIVE chicken eggs worth of eggs!

WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE MANLIEST.
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Postby Graham » 25 Nov 2008, 22:17

I can't do justice in words to how delicious that thing was.
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Postby JesterJ. » 25 Nov 2008, 22:17

Lavos wrote:We knew it was made when we made it and Morgan said it was sitting on Grahams computer. Then we made that thread.



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Good shit, how much did that cost total for all the ingredients?

Also, although the good shots look good (rack focus, etc.), it takes away from the charm of Man Cooking in my opinion. It makes it look more like a cooking show, which is maybe what you're going for, but it definitely felt different than the other ones. Less charming.
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Postby Jerk » 25 Nov 2008, 22:58

I've had similar burgers to this but never on this level of manlyness. There should be a LLR resturant, or at least bi-yearly BBQ, featuring food from man cooking.

If I were to make this burger it would have to be cooked on a BBQ, it would only be right.
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Postby Cake » 25 Nov 2008, 23:01

Sable wrote:It's TWENTY FIVE chicken eggs worth of eggs!

Wouldn't that KILL you? My mom used to think eating three eggs would kill me.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 25 Nov 2008, 23:11

The instant I saw the title the first thing I thought of was the enemy from Resident Evil 4.

That said this video may not have lived up to it's hype, possibly by the lack of manly voice during the seasoning ingredients. Even then it made up for it with the incredibly creepy eyes Morgan seemed to relish using...

EDIT: Also two things I somehow forgot:[list]
[*]Isn't Morgan half British? Therefore he came from England, and isn't Manly. :twisted:
[*]Having no gall bladder, this would definitely kill me.
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Postby Corax » 25 Nov 2008, 23:37

chopping the garlic up into smaller peices actually realeases more of the garlic flavor
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 25 Nov 2008, 23:42

Corax wrote:chopping the garlic up into smaller peices actually realeases more of the garlic flavor
So by not doing that they have to add more garlic, thus making it manlier.
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Postby Jillers » 25 Nov 2008, 23:43

I think I can convice my brother and/or father to make that...

No, I KNOW I can...

I certainly wish I was eating that instead of my salad, cup of soup and half a liverwurst sandwich...
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Postby tak197 » 25 Nov 2008, 23:48

Of course, he could divide the burger into smaller patties and stuff a whole bulb of peeled garlic into the middle (or one clove of elephant garlic). Now THAT is manly garlic flavor.

As for my suggestion of making that burger manly by using all bison, to maintain the three meat manliness requirement, why not make it an all bison burger, topped with bacon and a boneless porkchop. How's that?
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Postby HomerTheBrave » 26 Nov 2008, 00:34

This could only be more manly if it was cooked on a George Foreman grill.
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Postby spartanhelmet » 26 Nov 2008, 00:48

Graham wrote:I can't do justice in words to how delicious that thing was.


Well, if you make some more and snail-mail some to us as noobstore merch...

Dousing things in preservatives, then mailing them is Manly... HAAAHH!
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Postby Cake » 26 Nov 2008, 00:56

Alex Steacy wrote:Can't...

Stop...

Salivating...

Well, the bar sure has been set high with this one. I believe it may be time to get crackin'.

HAAAA!


I seem to recall something about an entire cow?
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Postby Steelfeather » 26 Nov 2008, 01:46

Haha!

I'm a girl and I love garlic... does that make me manly? (I hope not!)
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Postby Evil Jim » 26 Nov 2008, 02:12

As much as I enjoyed the whole video & am happy to see another Man Cooking, I still have to add a couple comments:

The background music was a bit distracting & showing the finished product within the first ten seconds of the video ruins the surprise/triumphant reveal. I would have liked to hear a few more lines of witty dialog rather than Morgan shouting "HAAAA!" so much. I missed Graham's on-screen presence too as I felt his appearances in the earlier vids really helped support the whole thing. They're straying from the formula a bit & I understand wanting to try new things, but a Man Cooking can be manly & hilarious without trying to top itself each time.

Oh man. What happened to all the grease that cooked off that enormous burger?
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Postby Misty » 26 Nov 2008, 04:29

OH MY GOD DO WANT GIANT MANLY BURGER *_________*
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Postby Cake » 26 Nov 2008, 04:53

Misty wrote:OH MY GOD DO WANT GIANT MANLY BURGER *_________*

You are too much woman for this burger. Give it up.
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Postby GHOVO » 26 Nov 2008, 04:56

Steelfeather wrote:I'm a girl and I love garlic... does that make me manly?


Depends on the largliness of the Garlic!

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