Man Cooking - Swiss Meat Roll

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Postby davefp » 31 Jan 2009, 04:51

Morgan and Alex? Yes Please!

I'm slightly concerned that you guys made a giant penis... out of meat. But I liked the Starship Troopers reference a lot, and it must have tasted GREAT.

For my money, there was a little too much shouting and too little actual cooking in this one. For me the funniest part about Man Cooking is the contrast between all the manly shouting and the genuinely good cooking 'advice':

Sanitation is manly, wash your hands!

Real men recycle!


stuff like that. Still, it was an entertaining video.
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Postby Emperor Gum » 31 Jan 2009, 04:56

This is from twitter just as I was about to post:
stephenfry: (...)Ate too much cheese yesterday LOL x

Also 2stepz posted this the other day. Anyways, its a testiment to how good 'Poker Before Dusk' is that it doesn't pale in comparison. Alex pistol whipping the meat was hilarious, and in regards to just cutting the ham in half and sticking it on the side, yeah, well...
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Postby spartanhelmet » 31 Jan 2009, 05:00

davefp wrote:I'm slightly concerned that you guys made a giant penis... out of meat.

That's a motif as part of a post-feminist reading into the stereotyped male psyche. Reading into comedy as if it's literature is manly... HAAAAHH!!

For the first few minutes, I honestly didn't think it would topple The Gigantor. But a larglier challenger appeared, and the win was taken. Good job.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 31 Jan 2009, 05:04

HAAAAH! Twice the manliness. I hoped they'd do a joint Man Cooking when Alex went to Victoria for the holiday.
I wonder what would happen if Peta saw this.
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Postby DmitriW » 31 Jan 2009, 05:10

I'll be honest, that bacon did NOT look cooked AT ALL when it came out of the oven. But I tend to like mine crispy...
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Postby Excelle » 31 Jan 2009, 06:37

I had to watch it twice as I missed half of it due to the tears of laughter :D Although I have to wonder - "I think the final objective would be..." What? Absolute meatliness? World domination? WILL WE EVER KNOW?

Morgan and Alex - by their powers combined create ULTIMATE MAN COOKING!!!
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Postby CtMolloy » 31 Jan 2009, 06:40

HAAAAAAR! man cooking just keeps getting better!
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Postby King Kool » 31 Jan 2009, 06:49

DmitriW wrote:I'll be honest, that bacon did NOT look cooked AT ALL when it came out of the oven. But I tend to like mine crispy...


Well, it got cooked twice, so I wouldn't be too worried. I agree about liking crispy bacon.

This was what I was hoping for. A Morgan/Alex alliance in Man Cooking. I was almost expecting them to do the half-a-cow challenge. It seemed that might need the extra manpower.

And if I'm not mistaken, I heard Graham and Paul a few times in the background, which MIGHT imply that they also took the time to shoot something else while Alex was in town... perhaps something similar to the eating cloves of garlic? An Iron Something Challenge?
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Postby Yaxley » 31 Jan 2009, 06:54

I like how this keep getting more and more over the top, yet always end with delicious looking food. Alex was a great addition to this one.

Also, I saw this because of the update on Twitter, so that's nice.
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Postby Unclever title » 31 Jan 2009, 07:56

When the log was being assembled I was wondering. "How are they gooing to fit the ham on there?"

Then it happened.

I laughed so hard.


The Meaty Manlihood is MANLY.
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Postby gospodyina » 31 Jan 2009, 07:57

At first I was all, this is going to be just like Grandma's pork-kraut pinwheel! And then I was all...no. No, it sure isn't. Because Grandma wasn't a man.
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Postby Oxford » 31 Jan 2009, 08:23

Alex Steacy + Morgan VanHumbeck = Epic. Fucking. Win.
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Postby korri » 31 Jan 2009, 08:24

DmitriW wrote:I'll be honest, that bacon did NOT look cooked AT ALL when it came out of the oven. But I tend to like mine crispy...


If it was crispy they wouldn't be able to wrap the meat in it
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Postby Exachix » 31 Jan 2009, 08:26

Also; If the bacon was crispy prior to the wrapping, the bacon would be burnt.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 31 Jan 2009, 08:33

This video is so manly, it crashed Firefox when I tried to leave the page!

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Postby Zombaholic » 31 Jan 2009, 09:31

This video is manly beyond manly. If a manly man came up he'd be like, Slooooow Down! And then he'd flex and fly away.

Also, Awesome Starship Troopers Reference
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Postby Daco » 31 Jan 2009, 09:42

Elomin Sha wrote:I wonder what would happen if Peta saw this.

HAHAHAHAHA
they'd be pissed

ANIMAL MASSACRE
THEY WERE EATING & BEATING UP THE MEAT! HOW COULD THEY!
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Postby Elomin Sha » 31 Jan 2009, 09:56

Oxford wrote:Alex Steacy + Morgan VanHumbeck = Epic. Fucking. Win.


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Postby gryffinp » 31 Jan 2009, 10:00

Probably my favorite part of the video was when Alex and Morgan shouted "SWISS MEAT ROLL!" and completely failed to synchronize.

Edit: Also the Elbow drop on the meat.
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Postby Shandi » 31 Jan 2009, 10:00

I sincerely believe this has been the best Man Cooking yet. Alex, Morgan, you guys are MANLY!
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Postby iEatNinjaZ » 31 Jan 2009, 10:02

i have got to make this!

was the smoke caused by the burnt jerkey?
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Postby Alex Steacy » 31 Jan 2009, 10:27

I believe the smoke was caused from the lake of cheese/meat grease that formed in the pan.

Incidentally, the gobbets of deep fried cheese found therein were among the tastiest morsels of this meal.
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Postby Master Gunner » 31 Jan 2009, 11:00

I think the only thing that can top this is if the next time Alex is in Victoria, we buy Sable a ticket down there too. I, for one, am apprehensive about that happening, for the subsequent man-plosion may well destroy the local galactic cluster.

And no, we can't bring in the Australian guys. Them simply been on the same continent as Alex and Morgan may well destroy the universe.
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Postby Alja-Markir » 31 Jan 2009, 11:33

Sable coming down? Very yes. But one thing would make it even better.

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Postby kkief02 » 31 Jan 2009, 11:41

And launching you into the ocean right Alja? ^-^

I thought it was an awesome MAN COOKING HAAAAA!
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