Phailhaüs - 20

wilson_x1999 · Postby **wilson_x1999** » 08 Feb 2009, 23:16

I was about to go to sleep when I saw G's twit and then I just knew that this couldn't wait until tomorrow, it was worth it.

Everyone did an awesome job, including no-one else.

arallyn · Postby **arallyn** » 08 Feb 2009, 23:44

Most excellent! I quite liked this one. I wonder how much the professor will get for his lizard poo?

MrNerdHair · Postby **MrNerdHair** » 08 Feb 2009, 23:49

BEST PHAILHAUS EVAR.

And family-friendly, too! (By which I mean I can show it to people to whom the ideas of condoms on male fertility idols and 77 pounds of lizard poo is not offensive, but a single use of the word "fuck" is.) Thanks, LRR!

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 08 Feb 2009, 23:56

A Phailhaus with Graham's parents would be pretty rad actually...but we already know Dark Side Paul is awesome.

Frozengale · Postby **Frozengale** » 09 Feb 2009, 00:10

FlintPaper577 wrote:If I ever have a son I think I'll call him Elvis Alonso...

I have a friend named Elvis

Actually it's only his middle name but he goes by it anyways, people always look at me weird when I talk about him and don't know him though
"Oh yeah, my friend Elvis is totally gonna be here soon!"
*Blank stare* "Umm...what..." (insert ridicule of insanity here)

so we had Creepy Graham last Phailhaus and Creepy Paul this Phailhaus, I think it's building up to a long range of Creepy LRR appearances.

Splunge · Postby **Splunge** » 09 Feb 2009, 00:14

Paulroy was here!

Gurei · Postby **Gurei** » 09 Feb 2009, 00:23

masamune wrote:i want a peanut butter erstwhile.

Someone should get Kathleen on this...

manika · Postby **manika** » 09 Feb 2009, 01:00

only 5 days since the last Haus of Phail and already we get a new one. I Like it. :-)

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 09 Feb 2009, 01:43

wilson_x1999 wrote:...when I saw G's twit...

This is why they call those things TWEETS. Cuz this sounds really filthy.

Elomin Sha · Postby **Elomin Sha** » 09 Feb 2009, 03:19

I've seen that BS Shop a few times in Cardiff, never really thought of it in that way.
I really like Paul's minor appearances in this one, he really doesn't have to do much to get a laugh. And yes, Graham should be grounded for that joke. Perhaps Morgan or someone should steal the Phailhaus from him for one episode like Alex and Graham did for the Whatever Thing - Hyut!

Exachix · Postby **Exachix** » 09 Feb 2009, 03:21

I've never seen that building in Cardiff. Maybe I just haven't looked.

Awesome Phail. Awesome "No-one Else" too =P.

Charles · Postby **Charles** » 09 Feb 2009, 03:49

I like how no-one else was actually included in the credits.

And the reason I finally registered, I think I actually know the guy who was arrested because of his too meaty steak.

Is this the first time my province has made it into the phailhaus? It seems kinda quirky that we've had nothing quirkier going on lately.

goat · Postby **goat** » 09 Feb 2009, 06:28

-Depending on how that lizard dung thing plays out, I think we may have a new commodity on our hands. Cue the Cash4Lizard Dung commercials!

-As for Alonso Elvis Bennet, that's a 50x increase in traffic fines (at least). I say good on ya for keeping Florida's government solvent... single-handedly.

-I wonder how far you could get as a living fertility statue....

-I'd like to see how that man in Newfoundland would react to the Swiss Meat Roll

-Sideways Paul made my day

CtMolloy · Postby **CtMolloy** » 09 Feb 2009, 07:56

Paul and Matt's appearences were my favourite part of what would have been a rather funny phailhouse even without them.

Tim · Postby **Tim** » 09 Feb 2009, 10:02

I had another erstwhile on Saturday. Still amazing.

Erstwhiles are addictive...

Kevco · Postby **Kevco** » 09 Feb 2009, 10:13

Wow, FOUR CONSECUTIVE WEEKS of PHAIL?!?!
Woot!

Also, ironically enough, I know some kids from my high school who had to deal with the bed bugs. They said it sucked.

And, in addition to buying accommodations and entertainment for the bugs, the students have to deal with the overall displacement of the bugs from their local retail outlets. Which means every weekend they are required to take the bugs to a flea market so the bugs can do their shopping.

AMVP · Postby **AMVP** » 09 Feb 2009, 10:25

I live near Myrtil Beach too. Hmmm...

Absolutely phantastic episode. Whenever I watch these, I like to play a game: counting how many times Graham says "presumably".

Excelle · Postby **Excelle** » 09 Feb 2009, 10:40

I can deal with my beard withdrawal symptoms better when I can't see the anti-beard.

Keep it up. Maybe an extra high sweater next time?

Shandi · Postby **Shandi** » 09 Feb 2009, 10:43

I was about to say, "Matt made this video". Then I remembered the rest was awesome too.

So thanks Matt. Thanks Graham, Tim, Nate and uh, yeah that was it. Riiight?

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 09 Feb 2009, 10:53

AMVP wrote:I live near Myrtil Beach too. Hmmm...

Absolutely phantastic episode. Whenever I watch these, I like to play a game: counting how many times Graham says "presumably".

Make it a drinking game :twisted:

ChiUnit4evr · Postby **ChiUnit4evr** » 09 Feb 2009, 12:08

also to Graham. More awkward stuttering plz. I loves it.

swimming-bird · Postby **swimming-bird** » 09 Feb 2009, 12:18

at the end when Paul is in the shot with Tim I spit out my Sobe cause it took me a second to notice him.

Also does anyone have the recipe for those peanut butter erstwhiles? they look delicious.

the amativeness · Postby **the amativeness** » 09 Feb 2009, 12:56

HI PAUL!!!!!!!!1

iEatNinjaZ · Postby **iEatNinjaZ** » 09 Feb 2009, 14:01

Paul is a ninja now!
-.-

Over-analytical Nerd · Postby **Over-analytical Nerd** » 09 Feb 2009, 14:22

Frankly, I'm surprised there wasn't any mention of the lady with 6 + 8 kids or the Pope reinstating a holocaust rejected, but then again, that would be too mainstream. FIGHT THE POWER GUYS!

I'm afraid you've set the bar too high for the next Phailhaüs...unless...Paul appears from the ceiling...SpiderPaul, SpiderPaul, does science to all he sees...

Erstwhile is indeed very addictive...but it's an addiction I can live with.

Did I mention that just today I had a very interesting conversation on the particular topic of BS, followed by one on the economy...?

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