Phailhaüs - 23

[Master Gunner]

Yeah, if you put me in a room with one of my brothers, you'd either get a drinking/sparring contest, or with the other brother, a "heated" political debate. And by debate I mean I'd be stating reality, and he'd have in fingers in his ears while yelling ever more loudly some neo-conservative bullshit that doesn't even make sense on paper, and saying that people voting to keep income tax goes against freedom and democracy (true story, that).

[Lord Chrusher]

Your brother must be far worse than my arch conservative brother. I have a fairly good relationship with my younger brother. I am having one problem with him though. He borrow my cocktail shaker on New Years and still has not returned it so not only does he owe me a cocktail shaker, he also owes my a 26 of vodka.

[Flewellyn]

I once asked my sister, facetiously, "Just to make sure, you're not voting for McCain, are you?"

Her response: "I think I'm going to fly out to [my hometown], walk to your house, (picking up a frozen halibut on the way over) and promptly shove it up your ass, yank it out, and then slap you in the face with it for even needing to ask that question."

[Cade Antilles]

I once asked my sister, facetiously, "Just to make sure, you're not voting for McCain, are you?"

Her response: "I think I'm going to fly out to [my hometown], walk to your house, (picking up a frozen halibut on the way over) and promptly shove it up your ass, yank it out, and then slap you in the face with it for even needing to ask that question."

Wow, that is really . . . specific! Bonus points for creativity.

[Kdz]

My brother and I used to have all that sibling bullshit when we were kids, but right about the time we both hit our teens we got over it. We have a pretty good back-and-forth now.

I just don't know that we could do this, we're not always spontaneously funny together. Now, if I were with my best friend, it'd be a different story.

[manika]

Dude (meaning no offense to our German fans, but) Germany be messed up.

none taken, I've never heard of all these weird phails from Germany, but apparently we are a messed up people. And maybe we should be proud of this, otherwise phailhaus episodes would only be half as long

[Kwiksilva]

Kate needs to be on the MTV Hills Aftershow...I'd pay money to see her on it

[Motoken]

kate is so hot

[Septavius]

Me an my brother do not get along very well. We're civil now, which could not be said when we were both in high school, but I wouldn't say we are on friendly terms. Then again, he doesn't live at home anymore anyways, so it kind of doesn't matter.

[evilofficer]

I created this account just to say this:

Was I the only one who noticed that they clearly stated that a wall was torn down in Berlin? Seriously, think about it.

i believe that he's talking about THE berlin wall created in 1989 november and torn down both mentally and physically in 1990 october.

I only know this cause i recently took history

Mate, the Berlin Wall started construction in '61 and was torn down 9 November, 1989.

Not sure what history course you took.

wow lots a quotes going on here

and yes the 'wall' was torn down in 1989 but people still didn't start crossing the border between east and west Germany till 1990

i think they were afraid of snipers picking them off from remote locations or something

[The_Only_S]

Oh my goodness. The post-beep clips made me LOLx10

And if that isn't geeky enough for you.. I don't watch The Hills! Yayy.

Wait.. None of this makes sense. o.o

[Lyinginbedmon]

Graham and Kate as Hills fans seems distinctly disturbing to me, but maybe that's the use of "douche" like a dozen times in 30 seconds.

The "bleura" or somesuch at the end though helped.

[DannInEngland]

ahh phailhaus is amazin, i like the way you say somthing, and then zoom in on your face for emphasis
YAY:P

[Lyinginbedmon]

Need moar Phail

[frog]

Need moar Phail

I agree.

[Peachy]

"space astronaut"?? as opposed to...??
I lol'd
the next episode of the hills is actually the hills have eyes where everyone gets horribly killed by Rob Zombie "its gunna be like soooo awesome"

[Lyinginbedmon]

So it's now been the better part of two months since our last episode of Phailhaus.

Has the local phailmine dried up?

[Genghis Ares]

Can I haz moar phail pleas?

[Tim]

I have it on good authority that the rampaging hordes of Busyness are to blame.

You, noble adventurer, must seek the Crystal Object to allow us to encapsulate the Lord of Busyness inside it, granting us a reprieve from his evil until such time as funding can be acquired for a sequel!

[Master Gunner]

In other, phail/fail-related news: A man, who has absolutely no medical training, recently had to deliver his wife's baby....in the middle of a hospitals obstetrics ward, and no doctor or nurse was in sight.

[hidn_shadows]

WE WANT MOAR!!!
WE WANT MOAR!!1

I guess too many things phail the haus.

[spiterider]

Need moar Phail

I agree.

Please Phail, dont Phail us by not having a new Phail soon.

[tak197]

I have it on good authority that the rampaging hordes of Busyness are to blame.

You, noble adventurer, must seek the Crystal Object to allow us to encapsulate the Lord of Busyness inside it, granting us a reprieve from his evil until such time as funding can be acquired for a sequel!

Done... and done. We can haz Phailhaus?

[Genghis Ares]

The phail must be building up to dangerous levels by now. They need to release it.

[Dsvella]

Ladies and Gentlemen a moments phail if you please.

It is a sad day as it would seem that the Phailhaus has died.

We have been keeping hope and holding strong for almost three long months, but now a major blow has been struck.

Phail is no longer on the front page. Its has ceased to be.

RIP

Das Phailhaus