Phailhaüs - 24

[Graham]

I claim no responsibility for any of this.
Still, enjoy your Matt x 3!

I'll return to the Phailhaüs soon.

[HiroProtagonist]

While his tones are not as sonorous as yours, he does hold his own in the announcer category. Good show!

[colharpnick]

That was amazing. Well done Matt, Matt, and Matt. Does Phailhaus need moar Matts? I think so!

[Lyinginbedmon]

I was right! A new Phailhaus before the Christmas season!

Mwahaha! Next up: Lottery numbers

[Kaseladen]

Matt?! Doing Phailhouse?!

WHAT WORLD HATH I AWAKENED TO?!

[Kevco]

That was a solid victory.

Though I think he should have been put on time-out for the cow puns.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Also, I can't help but feel a profound sense of deja vu here

There actually is a lot of resemblance eerily enough...even the alterna-Matts kinda line up.

[goat]

I'm convinced that one of those Matts was actually Tim (sorry, had to be done).

I applaud you, Matt, for resisting the temptation of making a "scorpions on a plane" joke.

Hurray for the return of Phailhaus!

[Laurnil]

I love the phailhaus! This is such a good day!

I really enjoyed that. Matt does not seem to be as whiny as he is depicted in most videos....or by his twitter account. I freaking love his Yogi impression. It cracked my ass up!

[Nevrmore]

That Yogi impression was good. Too good. It creeped me right the Hell out how good it was.

[Rorschach]

I lol'd...a lot. Maybe Matt should take over the phailhaus.

[AlexanderDitto]

What's that? A Phailhaüs without Graham that DIDN'T PHAIL?! AMAZING! ASTOUNDING! Bravo to all three Matts, for being very entertaining.

I lol'd hardest at Matt #2's Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalbuquerque.

Also I lol'd at the lolcat. I am a little ashamed.

[King Kool]

Man, Graham musta eaten a lot of MSG in Japan. He looks and sounds just like Matt...

[the amativeness]

Yay reprise of the Whatever Thing Theme!

[Lyinginbedmon]

I freaking love his Yogi impression. It cracked my ass up!

I think there's a cream for that.

[spartanhelmet]

I'm Phailhürt over the lack of the 'other Matt' .. it just would have made sense, at least as a quick cameo!

But phun times, Matt. Kudos and stuff

[Laurnil]

I freaking love his Yogi impression. It cracked my ass up!

I think there's a cream for that.

I think the better come back would have been, "Your ass didn't have a crack to begin with?"

[goat]

Um... so Matt, I hate to be the one to point this out, but as I was thinking of some good Word of the Day sentences, I looked up the proper spelling of the word you used. Note the pronunciation.

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoft ... 07/02.html

PHAIL. (unless that's what you were going for... then well played)

That being said, my sentences were going to be plays on the words "vagina" and "viagra", but now those pretty much don't work.

[Evil Jim]

Great to see Matt back in the Haus. He's quickly making up for lost time.

[rig]

Yay for Matt! And a pat for Matt and a tip of the hat...

...I'll stop now.

[Flewellyn]

Who is driving?
Oh my God, Matt is driving!
How can that be?

[rendelnep]

I think they missed Matt and Matt in the credits.

[Kia Tarj]

Thank you, Matt... I was feeling like I wasn't getting enough Matt in my diet lately.

[Kevco]

You know, since Matt appeared three times in the haüse, wouldn't it be [Appearing: Matt Wiggins, Matt Wiggins, and Matt Wiggins]?

[Echi]

I, for one, am so terribly happy to see an all Matt Phailhaüs, and disagree with Matt #3. I thought it was quite funny, even with all the cow related puns.

Though I'm sad to not hear anyone being called Bull-Headed.