Phailhaüs - 25

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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby A Model Worker » 12 Aug 2009, 21:12

theDreamer wrote:Yeah, Graham, you died there JUST a bit.

That and "Flap Duck" were my favourite parts.

I mean, really. "Flap Duck."

"Flap Duck" because "Ballyhoo Duck" would just have been silly.

(Seriously, this only helps proves that Flap and all its word forms are among the funniest words in the English language. Admittedly, if it was "Flaps Duck", I still would be laughing for another 10-12 hours. )
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby iEatNinjaZ » 12 Aug 2009, 21:19

The Laugh/Asthma attack at the end made me rofl.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby masamune » 12 Aug 2009, 21:24

i'd also love to see more vacation pics if it's viable.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby GreigKM » 12 Aug 2009, 21:24

I'd go to Japan for the robots and sex, and the sex robots, although you shot that fantasy down...
Actually that museum seemed cool too... :lol:
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby Vaughn » 12 Aug 2009, 21:42

Best Ending EVER
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby Smeghead » 12 Aug 2009, 22:20

Damn thouse Tomtar (Plural of Tomte), I knew they were up to no good during the night.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby goat » 12 Aug 2009, 23:00

... mother fucker.

Kathleen you tricky bitch.

For that: More pork

Also, this wasn't so much a phailhaus as it was a mild-misunderstanding-haus. Still, glad to have more 'haus.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby DvelopmentalInsanity » 12 Aug 2009, 23:11

While this video lacked in phail, it more than made up for with phunny.

Also, I second (third? whatever) the request for more vacation pics.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby MrDys » 12 Aug 2009, 23:38

I could watch another 5 videos of people doing readings in various styles of that tea pot box. I was laughing so hard, sound stopped coming out of my mouth.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby White Flame » 13 Aug 2009, 00:13

Graham, you missed a great opportunity for another "... in England". ;)
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby g-money » 13 Aug 2009, 00:39

Best. Phailhaus. Ever.

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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 13 Aug 2009, 02:17

Bonus feature: Phailhaus 25 also serves as a fun poetry game: Count the syllables in all the japanese disclaimers or descriptions and turn them into haiku!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby MestHoop » 13 Aug 2009, 03:50

Never been to the Ghibli museum... then again, I hate Ghibli XD

and for those keeping score, it's pronounced "ryokan"
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby InsaneFool » 13 Aug 2009, 04:41


Well played, well played indeed.

You've now got me looking for a set of Engrish Folding Chair instructions, you thought the teapot was bad? At least it somewhat makes sense, the only thing fueling these instructions are the pictures.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 13 Aug 2009, 04:56

In my defense. The first thing I was thinking when the pictures came about was. "Wait... I'm watching their vacation pictures, I'd never agree to that if I was at a party with them" But then... I probably would.

On another note, watch out for tiny Tomtar.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby Chfan » 13 Aug 2009, 05:05

Graham, man, when you laugh hard you laugh hard. And no, that isn't Engrish.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby Theremin » 13 Aug 2009, 05:19

This are wonderful thread to beautiful make happy of to the fans.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby Machalllewis » 13 Aug 2009, 05:30

Is it just me or does McPork sound like what Ronald McDonald gives to his girlfriend?

.... and moving on from that vulgarness Graham you do sound like you're choking on something right at the end there.

Which is why I like the Phailhouse, its kinda like the behind the scenes stuff where people aren't just playing a part or a character. Its all genuine kinda reactions.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby iamafish » 13 Aug 2009, 06:09

nice ep guys! gave me nostalgia of my trip to Japan at Easter, i also have an engrish photo:


saw this one in Tokyo and no it wasn't outside a brothel...

where did you guys go?

we stayed in to Osaka, Kyoto and Tokyo and did some day trips to Himeji Castle, Hiroshima and disnyland Tokyo. now i demands your itinerary :P
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby Highlander » 13 Aug 2009, 07:44

Hi-ho-larious. Yet again the Phail has returned.

When I went to China I learned that my favourite primary school teacher was going at the same time. Three days into the trip and we are wondering at the forbidden palace and then she notices us and makes a scene charging across Tienanmen square :oops:

But it doesn't end their, oh no. My family and I went from Beijing to Xi'an to see the terracotta army, (which would totally own Graham and Kathleen's giant robot in a fight) and there she was again!! 1000 miles apart and she followed me, WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!?!?!?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby ExplodingSims » 13 Aug 2009, 08:08

Well, Sound like a fun trip. I've always wanted to go to Japan.
And I really want to go to the Ghibli Museum

And add me to the list demanding more vacation pictures!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby wilson_x1999 » 13 Aug 2009, 08:43

Oh wow, those were awesome pics and the engrish was funny, but I lol'ed at Graham's laugh at the end XD
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby gospodyina » 13 Aug 2009, 10:10

I was amused for a different reason, to wit: but for the "Kathleen and Graham pose with a giant robot" shot, these vacation photos were indistinguishable from my in-laws' vacation photos. Only the in-laws have more of them. Many, many more. Like that one monkey photo? More like "Here's [son] with the monkey, and here's [daughter] with the monkey, and here's [son and daughter] with the monkey, and here's [son] with two monkeys..."
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby Raine » 13 Aug 2009, 10:19

The Delay at the end was the best!

There was a sec when it was like "What did she just do?"
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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Postby Kia Tarj » 13 Aug 2009, 12:40

I will look at your vacation pictures whenever you want. For serious. I about flipped out over the Castle in the Sky robot - I freaking ADORE those things, and that movie is awesome. But I'm surprised they didn't have Haku in his dragon shape, because more people have probably seen Spirited Away than Castle in the Sky... At least, I think so. Might be wrong.

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