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Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 21:12
by A Model Worker
theDreamer wrote:Yeah, Graham, you died there JUST a bit.

That and "Flap Duck" were my favourite parts.

I mean, really. "Flap Duck."



"Flap Duck" because "Ballyhoo Duck" would just have been silly.


(Seriously, this only helps proves that Flap and all its word forms are among the funniest words in the English language. Admittedly, if it was "Flaps Duck", I still would be laughing for another 10-12 hours. )

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 21:19
by iEatNinjaZ
The Laugh/Asthma attack at the end made me rofl.

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 21:24
by masamune
i'd also love to see more vacation pics if it's viable.

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 21:24
by GreigKM
I'd go to Japan for the robots and sex, and the sex robots, although you shot that fantasy down...
Actually that museum seemed cool too... :lol:

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 21:42
by Vaughn
Best Ending EVER

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 22:20
by Smeghead
Damn thouse Tomtar (Plural of Tomte), I knew they were up to no good during the night.

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 23:00
by goat
... mother fucker.

Kathleen you tricky bitch.

For that: More pork

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/

Also, this wasn't so much a phailhaus as it was a mild-misunderstanding-haus. Still, glad to have more 'haus.

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 23:11
by DvelopmentalInsanity
While this video lacked in phail, it more than made up for with phunny.

Also, I second (third? whatever) the request for more vacation pics.

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 23:38
by MrDys
I could watch another 5 videos of people doing readings in various styles of that tea pot box. I was laughing so hard, sound stopped coming out of my mouth.

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 00:13
by White Flame
Graham, you missed a great opportunity for another "... in England". ;)

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 00:39
by g-money
Best. Phailhaus. Ever.

(Unsuccessful home what greatest in time everlasted!)

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 02:17
by Mad Madam Mimm
Bonus feature: Phailhaus 25 also serves as a fun poetry game: Count the syllables in all the japanese disclaimers or descriptions and turn them into haiku!

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 03:50
by MestHoop
Never been to the Ghibli museum... then again, I hate Ghibli XD

edit:
and for those keeping score, it's pronounced "ryokan"

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 04:41
by InsaneFool
:lol:

Well played, well played indeed.

You've now got me looking for a set of Engrish Folding Chair instructions, you thought the teapot was bad? At least it somewhat makes sense, the only thing fueling these instructions are the pictures.

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 04:56
by AmazingPjotrMan
In my defense. The first thing I was thinking when the pictures came about was. "Wait... I'm watching their vacation pictures, I'd never agree to that if I was at a party with them" But then... I probably would.

On another note, watch out for tiny Tomtar.

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 05:05
by Chfan
Graham, man, when you laugh hard you laugh hard. And no, that isn't Engrish.

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 05:19
by Theremin
This are wonderful thread to beautiful make happy of to the fans.
:)

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 05:30
by Machalllewis
Is it just me or does McPork sound like what Ronald McDonald gives to his girlfriend?

.... and moving on from that vulgarness Graham you do sound like you're choking on something right at the end there.

Which is why I like the Phailhouse, its kinda like the behind the scenes stuff where people aren't just playing a part or a character. Its all genuine kinda reactions.

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 06:09
by iamafish
nice ep guys! gave me nostalgia of my trip to Japan at Easter, i also have an engrish photo:

Image

saw this one in Tokyo and no it wasn't outside a brothel...

where did you guys go?

we stayed in to Osaka, Kyoto and Tokyo and did some day trips to Himeji Castle, Hiroshima and disnyland Tokyo. now i demands your itinerary :P

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 07:44
by Highlander
Hi-ho-larious. Yet again the Phail has returned.

When I went to China I learned that my favourite primary school teacher was going at the same time. Three days into the trip and we are wondering at the forbidden palace and then she notices us and makes a scene charging across Tienanmen square :oops:

But it doesn't end their, oh no. My family and I went from Beijing to Xi'an to see the terracotta army, (which would totally own Graham and Kathleen's giant robot in a fight) and there she was again!! 1000 miles apart and she followed me, WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!?!?!?

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 08:08
by ExplodingSims
Well, Sound like a fun trip. I've always wanted to go to Japan.
And I really want to go to the Ghibli Museum

And add me to the list demanding more vacation pictures!

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 08:43
by wilson_x1999
Oh wow, those were awesome pics and the engrish was funny, but I lol'ed at Graham's laugh at the end XD

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 10:10
by gospodyina
I was amused for a different reason, to wit: but for the "Kathleen and Graham pose with a giant robot" shot, these vacation photos were indistinguishable from my in-laws' vacation photos. Only the in-laws have more of them. Many, many more. Like that one monkey photo? More like "Here's [son] with the monkey, and here's [daughter] with the monkey, and here's [son and daughter] with the monkey, and here's [son] with two monkeys..."

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 10:19
by Raine
The Delay at the end was the best!

There was a sec when it was like "What did she just do?"

Re: Phailhaüs - 25

Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 12:40
by Kia Tarj
I will look at your vacation pictures whenever you want. For serious. I about flipped out over the Castle in the Sky robot - I freaking ADORE those things, and that movie is awesome. But I'm surprised they didn't have Haku in his dragon shape, because more people have probably seen Spirited Away than Castle in the Sky... At least, I think so. Might be wrong.