READING A BOOK - Town - Beloved has died.
THANK GOD, CAUSE THAT GUY WAS BORING AS SHIT. But the question is, is it GOOD that a motherfucker got killer? OF COURSE IT IS, DYING IS AWESOME. Shut the hell up, son, lest I bitchslap you. OKAY FINE BUT I'M CELEBRATING WOOOO.
Right. Anyway, goons, your job is either to FIND the killer(s) or kill off everybody else. Can't leave this shit half done, right? FUCK YEAH KILL 'EM ALL WOOOOOOOOO. Exactly.
Bust a move, kids, you ain't got THAT much time before somebody starts firing.
TIME FOR A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLAYER LIST, AND THEN SOME BORING ASS RULES. WOOOOO BORING RULES WOOOOOOOOO
1 GENGHIS MOTHERFUCKIN ARES, SON HEAD. SMASH.
2 OH SHIT ITS JOSH
3 MASTER GUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneoneone EXPLODED
4 MET. FUCKING. CARFER. WITH AN EXTRA R. LYNCHED A BITCH
5 VAUGHN. NUFF SAID! FUNCINCERATED
6 LAVOS LAVOS LAVOS lolDaykilled
7 OPEN FIRE GORDON, OPEN FIRE OHHH SHIT LYNCHED
8 MORE LIKE JAZZ THRASHSASSIN, AMIRITE MOTHERFUCKER
9 EMPEROR GUM, OF THE GUM DYNASTY! DEMOLISHED.
20 TIM THE ENCHANTER, WHO HAS A NUMBER GREATER THAN EVERYBODY. ASPLODED
11 JESTER J. THE J IS ALSO FOR JESTER. LYNCHED.
12 CURB. EE. KIRBY.
13 BETA GUY, GUY. Lolynched
Rules wrote:This game begins on Day One.
At night, those with special night abilities can PM me with their night action. For descriptions of your night abilities, see your role PM.
Night periods typically last 24 hours. THERE WILL BE NO TALKING DURING NIGHT PERIODS. END OF STORY. Once the night is over, I will recap the night events, and post them. As soon as this is posted, it is day once again.
It takes a majority to enact a lynch. Lynching can only be done during the day. To vote, post “VOTE: YOUR MOM”, or something to that effect. Any vote not in bold will not be counted. A “VOTE: No Lynch” will tag you as a non-lynching person. You may change your vote at any time with something like “CHANGEVOTE: YOUR MOM.” Do not vote in mid wall-of-text. Make the vote stand alone so it is easier to spot.
Your role PM will specify your character name, your role, and your abilities. Any questions on this PM should either be in a reply PM or over IM to me.
Do not post in the game thread once you’ve been killed. This can be construed as influence beyond the grave. Well, maybe ONE post, of like "FUCK I HATE YOU SHIIIIIT"
If I see any emo posts whining about a lack of trust from other players, I will strike you down.
CLAIM ALL YOU WANT, YOUR ROLES ARE NOT RELATED TO YOUR ALIGNMENT/ABILITIES. Do NOT quote my post in the thread, or in a PM to anybody else, or I will kill you without hesitation.
Post editing is suspicious, and if you do it, you might get waxed. Double posting is fine, but keep it to a minimum, please.
All caps is not required, but it's funny. ^-^
With 7 players alive, it takes 4 votes to force a lynch.