Plot:
It's been a month since Geoff was defeated and realized the error of his ways. During this time, Morgan returned but he has been disappearing a lot. While the crew is attempting to shoot a video in which Morgan plays a key role, no one can find him. This is the last straw. The crew has a meeting in the moon base, discussing what to do about Morgan. As they start voting, Morgan bursts into the room screaming excitedly.
Morgan reveals that the reason he has been missing so much has been because he was working on getting the LRR crew registered for a metric fuckton of paid appearances around the continent. A bit confused by Morgan's sudden ambition, the crew nonetheless agree since the amount of money collected could easily finance LRR for three years. However, in the shadows watches a dark gaze, an evil corporation who has plans of its own for the crew.
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Sprites:
(Graham, Morgan, Jer, James, Tim, Paul, Matt, Kathleen, Bill)
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Characters:
Graham
Pros:
Generates Runners the fastest.
Special ability to summon a B crew member.
Cons:
-15% cash from enemies.
Takes +5% damage.
Paul
Pros:
Can create items.
Switzerland ability, avoids battles temporarily.
Cons:
Poor in battles.
More prone to blind attacks.
Jer
Pros:
Best speed.
Can ninja his way behind enemies.
Cons:
Occasionally has his hits equal 1 at random.
Weak against Larpers.
Matt
Pros:
Can switch out with Tim during battle.
Blocking is doubly effective.
Cons:
Slowest fighter.
Can get distracted by phone during battle.
Kathleen
Pros:
Occasionally gets extra cash.
Unique power summons the ABPKS to take hits.
Cons:
Bears can cause her to freeze up during battle.
Attracts enemies.
Bill
Pros:
Can eat anything to regain health.
Strongest fighter.
Cons:
Generates Runners slowest. (Due to shaming them in DotA/HoN)
Cannot block. (Too much area to hit.)
Morgan
Pros:
Any large meal becomes manlier when he holds it. (Heals x1.5.)
Female enemies have a chance to swoon.
Cons:
-15% EXP from enemies.
Small meals are less manly. (Heals x0.5.)
James
Pros:
He is the most balanced of the group.
Cons:
He is the most balanced of the group.
Tim
Pros:
Can switch out with Matt during battle.
+15% EXP from enemies.
Cons:
Will not use Runners.
1:25 chance for self damage.
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