Out of Context. [Forum Game]

[Cade Antilles]

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

[Arius]

the Mayans invented beer enemas

[Master Gunner]

Isn't it obvious that I like a nice flaccid bacon?

[Arius]

I need you guys.

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Paul could kill a puppy in front of the Pope using the bible on national television and people would still trust him with their kids.

[Arius]

HOLY SCREAMING FUCK, A DEAD GUY.

[Unclever title]

Who isn't a woman sometimes?

[goat]

Thank you very Orangutan!

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Wank like you've never wanked before!
Masturbate as though you just regained use of your arms!
Rise up and seize the quivering shaft of the future and pump out some entertainment!

I'm convinced you only posted this so that someone could use it in this game.

[Timelady]

My money'd be on Paul in one of those old-fashioned red-and-white striped bathing suits, a cummerbund and a bow tie that shoots lasers.

[the amativeness]

Hey there, big boy. I hear you have...cavities...that need filling.

[Unclever title]

Internets redacted.

[Cade Antilles]

Often, they involve time travel and me astride a velociraptor.

EDIT: As Unclever title pointed out, this was not his quote, but something Brad said. The search function failed to show that he was using a Quote Box, so it appeared that he said it. I apologize. So, instead, I present this quote from the same post:

So it seems to be possible to be a good dick.

[Machalllewis]

I've got a welt the size of a jar lid

Edit: I've just noticed this one has already been used so I'm also going with

I look like a frumpy old lady

[Arius]

WELCOME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALLAN

[Machalllewis]

Personally, I use piracy

Arrest that man.

[Unclever title]

Ted Turner owns you!

Also...

Often, they involve time travel and me astride a velociraptor.

When did I say that? I used it in a search and found it nowhere in the forums...

Interesting... Upon further searching around checking multiple forums because I was kind of baffled on this I finally put the phrase in quotes in a google search and I think I has the solution.

That wasn't a quote from me, but a quote from me quoting Emperor Gum quoting (emperor) Brad

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

This is why I buy my RAM upgrades from a baker.

[Shandi]

start from a position staring right up her skirt?

[Machalllewis]

jiggling jugs in a bikini

[Arius]

I guess in order to make it fair it would have to be a joint penectomy and hysterectomy video.

[tak197]

No one ridicules a man with a giant sword fused to his hand.

[Cade Antilles]

You can guess what my stance on pants is right now.

Side note: I edited my post above where I quoted Unclever title incorrectly. My apologies.

[goat]

Drop your socks and grab your rocks, it's time to par-tay! Woooooo!

[Arius]

Now, I realize someone will point this out as being "zomg lulz, so typical for the interweb", but I'm 100% sincere in this:

Have a wank.