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[Metcarfre]

BY YOUR COMMAND.

[Re'ozul]

okay, not being versed in these games (aside from the fact that like this very same game under the name "werewolf") i must ask:

did we start? did i miss something?

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Where, oh where have those Cylons gone?
Where, oh where can they be?
They look like us, but they're built in space
Where, oh where can they be?

[Re'ozul]

The cylons, the cylons go round and round.
and everyone searches for them
but lo and behold they shall not be found
and soon one more life shall end.

They shall strike from the shadow with blade and claw
and tear their victim apart
their approach beyond error, technique without flaw
and another colonial will part.

So it will progress until all is done.
with no more colonials alive
and once this is finished and all had their fun
they might throw away claw and knife

But for all that we know
even though that is little
it will never once actually end.
for the trust among cylons
is ever so brittle
and mostly based on pretend

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Whur be yon Cylon to?
Oi know whur 'e be
'E be up yon Battlestar
An' Oi be after 'e

Now Oi sees 'e
And 'e sees Oi
Buggered if Oi don't get 'im
With a gurt big gun Oi'll mow him down
Cylon, Oi'll 'ave 'ee!

[Metcarfre]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on it. Sometime today, I promise!

[the amativeness]

Psst... I think metcarfre is a Cylon...

[Re'ozul]

Games like this always remind me of this scenario:

case 1

Also: Beware of Bears

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

That website won't let me see the tops of the cartoons.

PHAIL.

[Allen!]

I am going to pretend like the game has already started.

Vote: Beta-Guy

I FUNVESTIGATED YOU LAST NIGHT, SIR. I DECLARE YOU CYLON.

[Re'ozul]

No one who likes Uwe Boll movies can be human.

Vote: Allen!

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Vote: Allen!

Because we've never managed to kill him before Day One before.

[Perianth St. Claire]

Vote: Allen!
because his name isn't actually pronounced the way you think it is.

[Gordon Fearman]

Vote: Allen!
I would love to kill before Day 1.

[Allen!]

Vote: All of you

Because bandwagons are for losers. That's how scum wins, yo.

[Re'ozul]

considering the fact, that most of us are colonials (by definition of the game [unless you run a weird version of it]) that just makes you more suspicious.

[Beta-guy]

Vote: Allen! for trying to kill me before the game started... not nice!

[Gordon Fearman]

So...we gonna start at any point?

[Metcarfre]

Sorry guys - I've had a really crazy week at work and out of it. I'll get it up tomorrow.

[iamafish]

that's what she said

[Gordon Fearman]

Nicely done.

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

See, it's still funny if you find the right moment to say it.

[Cake]

You know, I got an awesome idea for an SG1 mafia. I could get that together if you are too busy, metcarfre.

[Metcarfre]

No, no, really. I just need to finish writing character descriptions and the intro. Feel free to write it up now so you have it ready to go though (I should have done that!)

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

You should have done that.

Wait, I should be doing that.

Daaaaamnnn....