Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

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Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby arch4non » 19 Nov 2009, 10:48

Ever wanted to beat a woman but were too afraid of the consequences? Well now you can!

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Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame is a flash game where you play the role of an abusive husband/boyfriend. It's supposed to be an educational tool by some Danish anti-violence group, but really it just seems like a dating sim for sadists. Bonus: There's webcam support for hands-free slapping.

I'm not sure what to make of this.

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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby Cheeseonfire » 19 Nov 2009, 11:02

Way too funny for it's own good.
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby iEatNinjaZ » 19 Nov 2009, 13:22

Reminds me of those anime rape simulator games
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby TheRocket » 19 Nov 2009, 13:30

Bitches get stitches.
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby goat » 19 Nov 2009, 14:23

I got a splash page telling me that they've limited connections to Denmark because of the high traffic. Dammit, that makes me so angry I'm going to go find a woman and punch her in her girly little face.
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby Arius » 19 Nov 2009, 14:23

Ah crap, I wonder how long until news stations start showing kids playing their 360 while the anchors talk about this game. "It's a single computer game, so it must be the same as all others."
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby Theremin » 19 Nov 2009, 14:36

The webcam is a little...too interactive for my tastes.
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby masamune » 19 Nov 2009, 19:53

can we have a 'cut a bitch' sequel?
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby Vaughn » 19 Nov 2009, 20:18

Did anyone play it before it was limited to Denmark?
This sounds like it could be just be deviously viral. =P
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby TomBrend » 19 Nov 2009, 22:43

That shit is absurd. How does a "beat a woman" game help prevent domestic violence?
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby Genghis Ares » 20 Nov 2009, 00:47

They need to make a follow-up game to this called "Cut a Dick".
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby Vaughn » 20 Nov 2009, 00:57

You play the game. go "jesus, this isnt any fun, theres no RPGS!" And move from spoursal abuse to armed robbery.
Thus passing the buck off ladies.
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby Lavos » 20 Nov 2009, 01:44

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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby iEatNinjaZ » 20 Nov 2009, 03:40

Vaughn wrote:Did anyone play it before it was limited to Denmark?
This sounds like it could be just be deviously viral. =P

I played it, after you finish it it tells you that you are a fucktard and has 10 minutes of that bitch crying on the floor and something in another language that im pretty sure talked about domestic abuse being bad.

After you fill that bar up to 100% gangsta it changes and says 100% idiot.
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Postby Gray24 » 20 Nov 2009, 04:07

utterly ri-dic-ulous
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby Evil Jim » 20 Nov 2009, 04:40

Rose & Camellia, a much better woman-slapping game with a better story & no guilt. Even girls will like it!
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Also, original post links to 4chan version which no longer exists. (Linking to 4chan from these forums is bad taste anyway.) Original link here but still showing high-traffic page to non Danish users.
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby ecocd » 20 Nov 2009, 05:04

Evil Jim's game is quick enjoyable. It's going to nearly make me late for work. Damn you! You're so... Evil! This may require retribution...
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby arch4non » 20 Nov 2009, 12:10

Evil Jim wrote:Also, original post links to 4chan version which no longer exists. (Linking to 4chan from these forums is bad taste anyway.)


It wasn't my intention to just link to 4chan, it was just the only mirror I knew about at the time. The good news is I found out you can get around the international blockade by simply going directly to the file itself.

http://hitthebitch.dk/main.swf
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby Master Gunner » 20 Nov 2009, 12:35

Is it wrong that my main complaint is that you can't backhand her?
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 20 Nov 2009, 14:02

It more or less says that if you hit women you're not gangstah, you're an idiot. That Domestic violence is nothing funny and that if you're a woman who gets beaten you should take contact with... the linkr or number, don't exactly recall, and if you're a man who does this you should seek help. It is a solid message.
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 20 Nov 2009, 14:03

Also, if media gets wind of it without mentioning the message then they should fire their factchecker.
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby Master Gunner » 20 Nov 2009, 14:04

but then they wouldn't be the "media", would they?
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 20 Nov 2009, 14:08

Touché
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby iEatNinjaZ » 20 Nov 2009, 14:09

Master Gunner wrote:Is it wrong that my main complaint is that you can't backhand her?

I thought the same thing!
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Re: Hit the Bitch: A Domestic Violence Videogame

Postby kilgr20 » 21 Nov 2009, 15:26

Evil Jim wrote:Rose & Camellia, a much better woman-slapping game with a better story & no guilt. Even girls will like it!
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Also, original post links to 4chan version which no longer exists. (Linking to 4chan from these forums is bad taste anyway.) Original link here but still showing high-traffic page to non Danish users.



damn dude that Japanese slapping game oddly enough is quite fun...
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