Forum Game: When I'm Rich...

[InsaneFool]

Simple game, kinda like Finish the Sentence or Rank the User.

Everyone takes it in turn listing one thing that they'll do when they become rich...because we all know that everyone has the list of things they wanna do in their head on the off chance that they become ridiculously filthy rich.

I'll start:

When I'm rich I'll lay a fiber-optic backbone to my house, for my use alone.

[Arius]

When I'm rich, I'll buy the entire complex that the moonbase is in and rent the entire thing out to LRR for the same price they are currently paying. (No, really. That's one of the things I actually want to do.)

[Re'ozul]

Join as many DnD Groups as I can fit into schedule.

[Unlucky]

When I'm rich, I will design and produce the single most depressing movie that humanity has ever conjured up.

It will make people cry, regardless of who you are.

[gcninja]

when im rich, ill own my own ISP for my own personal use.

[iamafish]

when i'm right i will buy lots of hookers and blow

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

When I'm rich I will own the phrase "hookers and blow", and you will all owe me money for using it.

[Theremin]

I will MAKE you all love me!

[Gordon Fearman]

Start work on constructing the USS Enterprise.

[InsaneFool]

When I'm rich I'll construct a mansion with a series of secret passageways and hidden rooms.

[Master Gunner]

When I'm rich I would commit murder because I'd be able to pay my way out of it.


Sadly, that is closer to the truth than I'd like, which is why I'd donate all my money to Desert Bus. That way I get the joy of torturing people, the joy of doing something good, and be morally/ethically just in doing so!

[Mister Fiend]

When I am rich, I am going to build the mansion from Resident Evil, with all traps and puzzles intact. And then run a massive Nerf war therein.

Also, get a tattoo that says "Screw the rules, I have money!"

[tak197]

When I'm rich, I will design and produce the single most depressing movie that humanity has ever conjured up.

It will make people cry, regardless of who you are.

Sorry, but I think "The Passion of the Christ" beat you to it...
Which is why I haven't watched it.

When I'm Rich...hmm, depends on the amount of money... well ifI still have a fuckton after giving my favorite charities a good couple mil each, and I pay my parents back for being so great raising me, I think I would...

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pay for a bachelors degree program at either Le Cordon Bleu or CIA, then open a resturant that everyone would come to for top-quality food for affordable prices. Like you could get a really filling meal of "snooty people's food" for cheaper than average. And I'd take Man Cooking Recipes and make them in bulk (Like The Gigantor but it would serve 6 and be just a tad bit heathier, but still all manly HAAA). I'd even make up a four afternoon tea menu: Traditional Enlish, Man Cooking, Kids, and Modern Ladies.

[Master Gunner]

The "Man Cooking" tea wouldn't happen to involve a massive crucible, would it?

[Genghis Ares]

I'd probably just start a game studio so I could make games I really want to play.

[Arius]

When I'm rich, I will design and produce the single most depressing movie that humanity has ever conjured up.

It will make people cry, regardless of who you are.

Sorry, but I think "The Passion of the Christ" beat you to it...
Which is why I haven't watched it.

You should. It's hilarious.

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When I'm rich, I'll sleep when I'm tired rather than when I have the time.

[elvor]

When I'm rich I'll construct a mansion with a series of secret passageways and hidden rooms.

Hey, this was my plan! No stealing!

I would also buy a fuckton of guitars and other instruments and have the time to learn to play them well.

[Theremin]

I will finally buy a theremin...

[gcninja]

Also, get a tattoo that says "Screw the rules, I have green hair!"

fixed

[Trymantha]

I'd probably just start a game studio so I could make games I really want to play.

some one beat me to it.

but to add something new i would increase my trading card collecton by a lot, and finaly get around to learning to play some form of DnD

[Snowfire]

Hmm....

Well..I've actually formulated plans based on different levels of money so for this I'll go for around 100 million (pounds that is, because then it counts as about 150 million dollars ). Anyway, let's see...

1. Put about half of it into a bank account to keep me covered for life (at the current bank account rate - 0.5% currently - 50 mil would net me 250k every year excluding tax). So even with taxation I'd be able to live off the interest for the rest of my life. (50 million)

Left over = 50 million

2. Pay off my brother's university loan and that of his girlfriend (small change with this amount of money really). (0.1 million at insane most? Really don't know)

Left over = 49.9 million

3. 5 million to all close family members. (25 million)

Left over = 24.9 million

4. 100k to all of my close friends. (1 million)

Left over = 23.9 million

5. Buy holiday villa in Southern Europe (Spain, Italy or maybe Greece). (Estimating 0.5 million)

Left over = 23.4 million

6. Arrange big get together for everyone on one of the other forums I'm part of (small user base that knows each other very well). (100k at most)

Left over = 23.3 million

7. Build a special super-awesome LRR moonbase and equip it with the latest everything. Also build rooms for 150 - 200 people into the structure.(Up to 15 million would be available for this project)

Left over = 8.3 million

8. Once the new moonbase is complete and the LRR team has settled into it (they would not have a choice in accepting it), stage a full scale invasion of Victoria by as many LRRFans as a million can afford. Really wanting to do this around Desert Bus time, but if that isn't possible probably during the LRR screening. (Up to 1 million)

Left over = 7.4 million

9. Set aside 2.4 million in a seperate bank account. The sole use of this money will be to torment the LRR crew during Desert Bus and pwn people in auctions.

Left over = 5 million

10. This actually comes before 6,7 and 8. Burn as much money as is conceivably possible in one day in the closest city to me. Unfortunately, this is probably not going to come to that much as I won't be buying property. (Up to 1 million but not expecting to come close to that)

Left over = 4 million

11. Take my entire family on a world cruise. (Estimating 1-2 million here)

Left over = 2 million

12. Get my dad to design and oversee the building of a nice country house. Not a huge one, but nice. (0.5 million)

Left over = 1.5 million

13. Put what's left into my bank account (the Desert Bus torment one ) and go get the degree I want. Then live out my life as I wish.

I know this is far more than one thing, but I like going through my plans. Of course if you think this is bad, you should see the one I made for the massively unlikely event of me becoming a billionare. Now that one was complicated.

[iamafish]

you just won this game snowfire

but lost the game

[Machalllewis]

When I'm rich you'll be my bitch.

[Theremin]

When I'm rich you'll all be in a ditch.

[iamafish]

when i grow right i'll pay you those three farthings i owe you