Alright, let me break this down.
First things first: you make bald-faced lies all the time, so I have learned to never trust anything you say.
I came on Saturday and found your tree. I told you I didn't like it. I also made a statement to the effect of something like "I swear that most of the time, you are deliberately trolling me with your antics."
Your reply was something like "If I was deliberately trolling you, you'd definitely know about it and wouldn't have to ask."
(I could look up the exact statements in the logs, if you would like.)
In any case, I had felt the tree farm needed a re-do for a while, so I thought it would be a good time to clean it out and take the idiot tree along with it. So I took like half an hour removing all the trees and fixing up the place. I got the demolition done just in time to start the fan draft.
My plan was to log on after the fan draft and replant.
However, I was too tired after that to do much of anything, so I went to sleep. Then, Sunday was too busy with other stuff (including meeting plummeting_sloth IRL) that I never got to it then.
So I logged in sometime Monday to do the planting. I found several things when I did:
1. The farm was replanted in a very haphazard arrangement. (This, by itself, isn't that bad, but it completely undercut my plan to re-sort out the trees.)
2. Several tree types were missing in this planting, which is bad for the community.
3. I logged in
inside a 2x2 spruce tree
(which doesn't exist naturally) which was in the same position and almost exactly the same height as your jungle tree I took down.
Edit: Apologies. Apparently, you CAN have a natural 2x2 spruce that I didn't know about. I just found out about this.
This is what I determined was the "deliberate trolling that I didn't have to ask about."
Now, there were two possibilities: you were innocent or guilty.
If innocent, you'd say you're innocent, of course.
If guilty, since you lie all the time, you'd still say you're innocent.
So, I can't determine anything from your claim of innocence. (The boy cried "Wolf!" one too many times, perhaps?)
Also, even if you are innocent, clearly your prank was the inspiration for the copy-cat.
So, I offer you two options to get back on the server.
1. If guilty, confess, and I'll let you back on.
2. If innocent, prove your innocence, and I'll let you back on. If you can find the real culprit, so much the better.