Forum Game: The " ^ < V " Game

[CanvasWolfDoll]

^is jealous of my vast collection.
<wishes all his 'ALL THE THINGS' included love.
vdoesn't comprehend love.

[Kapol]

^ seems to know that I'm actually an artifical intelligence which evolved from the internet over time... he must be dealt with
< Not that smart
V Has a post below this one

[SilPho]

^ Wasn't right until...
< ... this person posted.
v Will say something funny.

[Dutch guy]

^Doesn't know the Dutch lost their sense of humor in the 5th century AD
<Feels good after fixing his alarm clock LCD backlight
v Doesn't know his Cathode from his Anode

[Geoff_B]

^ Cathode's the thing that old people have right?
< Has a pain in his anode
V Will correct me I'm sure.

[General Michi]

^ is wrong because ...
< stopped studying physics 2 years ago
V will go off on a tangent

[Kapol]

^ Of course it's me who'll go off on a tangent. Of course you'd think that! Just because I wrote an incredibly long post about Mass Effect 3 (I blame boredom) and frequently can't shut my mouth doesn't mean I always go off on tangents. Geez!
< Sees what I did thar
V Doesn't have any idea about my secret identity.

[dackwards d]

^ doesn't quite seem to grasp how the arrows work
< will use this to his advantage, just as soon as I can figure who that masked man was...
V will regret falling into the clever trap I made by adding a small sign to my death machine that said "super heroes, do not climb into this thing and strap yourself down, seriously."

[Preacher]

^ Please, I'm Genre Savvy enough to avoid such banal traps
< Oh Look, a giant red glowing button
V Knows how to avert a nuclear meltdown

[Kapol]

^ Doesn't know how many times I've had to save the world from disaster
< Hasn't actually saved the world from disaster
V Likes cake

[Preacher]

^ You're Damn Skippy
< Is Quite Clearly Australian
V Has no idea who Skippy Is

[tamaness]

^ Damn right
< Sometimes wrong, but plays it off
V Is usually wrong.

[Geoff_B]

^ Is quite right
< Is almost never right
V Is more right than me.

[Preacher]

^ I cannot dispute this claim
< Is so rights, that he's left
V Has left for lands far off

[SilPho]

^ Has left
< Is left-handed
v Left their left-hand in a loft.

[General Michi]

^ and I still can't find it
< needs mental help
V will try to help but kill me instead

[Preacher]

^ Sure thing. I have these new fandangled anti-depressants, now with 65% more arsenic
< Use way to much Pesticide
V Regular user of Agent Orange

[Geoff_B]

^ Mine! Gimme! Gimme! (Green Lantern joke)
< Is not really the personification of avarice
V May well be the personification of avarice

[Kapol]

^ Is actually the personification of avarice, but is trying to trick us
< Might be lying
V Is lying

[CanvasWolfDoll]

^ has a suspiciously large collection of stuff.
< guards the door to safety
V would totally say they guard the door to death. (trust me)

[LogicSword]

^ Guards the door to death.
< Guards the door to life.
V Guards the door to the fridge.

[Kapol]

^ Doesn't realize I've already eaten everything in the fridge
< Still hungry
V Will make a snarky comment at some point.

[Preacher]

^ I don't actually know how to be snarky
< Does know how to be evil/torture puppies
V Will rectify the snarky situaion

[Geoff_B]

^ Snark snark snark snark
< Was that too snarky?
V Will be even snarkier.

[General Michi]

^Pfft
< Pfft
V Pfft?