PARANOIA MAFIA DAY-CYCLE 7

[Preacher]

I'm not entirely sure I trust either of these outcomes yet, so I'll refrain from targeting. Althought I would say that we really need to end someone this day-cycle given the previous cycle's complete lack of action. Also, it may serve us to target those with fewer clones so as to weed out more trouble shooters who are either loyal, in which case they died for friend-computer which is all any of us can ask, or Communist, in which case they deserve to die

As regards to the friend-computer's, I tried to clean the blocked lavatory this cycle. There were 15 fatalities, mostly orphans, and I am banned from the local pet store

[Master Gunner]

This day-cycle I attempted to make a cake.

So much blood...*shudders*

On to other matters, we should at least expedite the removal of a confirmed COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR.

Target: Jamfalcon

[aeric90]

Also, it may serve us to target those with fewer clones so as to weed out more trouble shooters who are either loyal, in which case they died for friend-computer which is all any of us can ask, or Communist, in which case they deserve to die

But this brings up a statistical abnormality. We can only terminate one clone a day cycle. So far upwards of 10 clones have been dying every night-cycle.

The task is literally impossible.

[Preacher]

I was thinking more of targeting those with few clones, such as My psuedonym is ix or dsmaster21, so as to remove them from the pool, or bring them as close to removal as possible. Targeting someone with plenty of clones, while they may be a Commie Mutant Traitor, won't acomplish anything other than a new clone. Where as removing someones last clone, while not killing them, will in all probablility cause them to be targeting during the night, at the very least, acomplishing a complete kill, as opposed to a new clone.

[EikoandMog]

Last day-cycle I attempted to fix a malfunctioning fly-bot. There were no survivors and I believe there are remnants of the fly-bot over in AHL, NMP and ZGY sectors.

I think we should just kill the confirmed Commie Mutant Traitor.
Target: Jamfalcon

[iamafish]

I think much the same.

Target: Jamfalcon

also, this day-cycle, I tried eating soup with a fork. When this didn't work I tried drinking it with a fork. This didn't work either, now my soup is cold.

[DSmaster21]

I tried to target Jamfalcon but could not type the words because instead I typed.

Target: Friend Computer

I believe that whoever/s has been killing mes at night will probably finish the job tonight and I would rather just reveal that I am a Commie Mutant Traitor.

Click to Expand

I am betting on the fact that the CMTs are beginning to eliminate people and thus will not kill each other until the end.

I am betting on the fact that the CMTs are beginning to eliminate people and thus will not kill each other until the end.

[Duckay]

I suppose all these Commie Mutant Traitors are having an attack of conscience.

[JackSlack]

I believe that whoever/s has been killing mes at night will probably finish the job tonight and I would rather just reveal that I am a Commie Mutant Traitor.

WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURTESY, YOU MONSTER.

DSMASTER21 IS ELIMINATED. THAT WAS HIS LAST CLONE.

[Smeghead]

This clone stand by what previous clone said during the last day-cycle. Jamfalcon has admitted being a Commie Mutant Traitor and has so far failed to persuade my clones with his claims of it all being part of his plan, and thus this clone is of the opinion that it would be foolish of us to let him remain amongst the living.

Target: Jamfalcon

As for the task given; This clone decided to try to get an infinite number of monkeys to write the complete works of Shakespear in a time-compressed space where infinity would be granted them. A long story short; the moon is now in a triangular orbit because of quantum. There is also a room full of dead monkeys this clone need to clean out.

[aeric90]

Well that answered that question.

Change Target: Jamfalcon

[Preacher]

It seems pretty clear that Jamfalcon shall be the target for today, I see no reason to delay further

Target: Jamfalcon

[JackSlack]

Friend Computer, I feel I must present evidence that your loyal troubleshooters are indeed paying attention. I noticed your cleverly disguised test in using the forbidden word beginning "to", ending "ay" and with those two sets of letters separated by the letter "d" (penultimate paragraph, fourth word). I hope you are satisfied that my duties have been performed with sufficient diligence.

YOUR CAREFUL PHRASEOLOGY IS WORTHY OF PRAISE. AND AFTER ALL THAT EFFORT EARLIER.

WE HAVE 47% CERTAINTY. ONE MORE TARGET WILL BREAK THE DEADLOCK AND ELIMINATE JAMFALCON.

WHO POSTED THE WORD TODAY. THAT'S A STRIKE.

AND WHO ADMITTED AGAIN TO BEING A COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR. THAT'S A STRIKE.

CLONE DISPENSED. CLONE MURDERED. CLONE DISPENSED.

JAMFALCON HAS ONLY ONE CLONE LEFT.

[JackSlack]

WE ALSO RECOMMEND THAT ANY TROUBLESHOOTERS YET TO ACT ON A NEW IMPULSE THIS DAY CYCLE HURRY TO DO SO BEFORE IT ENDS.

[Jamfalcon]

Well, looks like my theory may not have been correct. It was a worth a try.

[Duckay]

This has given me the time to create my new collectible card game, about duelling sorcerers. I have since discovered that this already exists. They threw things at me.

[elvor]

This day cycle, I tried to jump for the first time, but due to my Computer issued weight-boots, failed and instead fell on my face. Thanks Friend Computer!

Target: Jamfalcon

[JackSlack]

ELVOR'S TARGETING COMPLETES THIS DAY-CYCLE'S PROGRAMME. JAMFALCON HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS A COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR, IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS AN ASTONISHING FEAT OF INTELLECTUAL PROWESS FROM THE TROUBLESHOOTERS, SINCE HE IDENTIFIED HIMSELF AS A COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR TWICE. I COMMEND YOUR EFFORTS.

YOUR BRAVERY IN TRYING NEW THINGS IS ALSO WORTHY OF COMMENDATION. THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FAILED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW, HOWEVER, AND THEY ARE WORTHY OF ELIMINATION.

Utilitarian
Trymantha
Dutch Guy
Lsyander

THUS CREATING THIS CURRENT STATE OF PLAY.

1 Utilitarian - Terminated thrice, 3 clones remain.
2 Duckay - Terminated twice, 4 clones remain.
3 Trymantha - Terminated fourice, 2 clones remain.
4 Jamfalcon - Terminated a whole bunch of times, no clones remain.
5 Master Gunner - Terminated thrice, 3 clones remain.
6 Preacher - Terminated thrice, 3 clones remain.
7 Smeghead - Terminated fourice, 2 clones remain.
8 Dutch Guy - Terminated fourice, 2 clones remain.
9 EikoandMog - Terminated twice, 4 clones remain.
10 Ptangmatik - Terminated.
11 Elvor - Terminated fivice, 1 clones remain.
12 aeric90 - Terminated fourice, 2 clones remain.
13 dsmaster21 - Terminated a whole bunch of times, no clones remain. (THIS CONTRADICTS MY PREVIOUS WORD. TO QUOTE WALT WHITMAN: MY BAD.)
14 iamafish - Terminated twice, 4 clones remain.
15 My psuedonym is ix - Terminated a whole bunch of times, no clones remain.
16 empath - Terminated.
17 Lsyander - Terminated fourice, 2 clones remain.

WE ARE NOW IN NIGHT CYCLE. PLEASANT DREAMS.

[Lysander]

((OOC -- son of a bitch. Again! I'm going to blame the Dutch.))

[JackSlack]

ANNND WE'RE BACK.

AS ALWAYS, SEVERAL PEOPLE... SORRY, TROUBLESHOOTERS, WERE FOUND DEAD LAST NIGHT. IF YOU WERE COMPETENT, YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS. BUT YOU DID NOT. THIS DAY CYCLE, I WANT YOU TO APOLOGIZE FOR A PAST MISDEED.

SUCH AS FAILING TO PREVENT THE FOLLOWING DEATHS.

Duckay, WHO IS RECLONED, BUT DUE TO MISTAKES IN THE CLONING PROCESS, NOW IS ACTUALLY A DUCK. WHO CAN SPEAK NORMALLY.
Jamfalcon, WHO HAS NO CLONES REMAINING AND IS THUS SPARED ANY CLONING ERRORS. WE WILL MISS HIM, IF WE CHOOSE TO.
Elvor, WHO IS RECLONED, BUT DUE TO MISTAKES IN THE CLONING PROCESS, NOW SUFFERS FROM EXCESSIVE CHEERFULNESS.
aeric90, WHO IS RECLONED, THOUGH DUE TO MISTAKES IN THE CLONING PROCESS NOW SUFFERS A CRIPPLING FEAR OF DUCKS. THAT THIS HAPPENS THE SAME DAY-CYCLE DUCKAY IS TURNED INTO A DUCK IS MERELY A HILARIOUS CO-INCIDENCE AND WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT PLANNED.

1 Utilitarian - Terminated thrice, 3 clones remain.
2 Duckay - Terminated thrice, 3 clones remain.
3 Trymantha - Terminated fourice, 2 clones remain.
4 Jamfalcon - Terminated
5 Master Gunner - Terminated thrice, 3 clones remain.
6 Preacher - Terminated thrice, 3 clones remain.
7 Smeghead - Terminated fourice, 2 clones remain.
8 Dutch Guy - Terminated fourice, 2 clones remain.
9 EikoandMog - Terminated twice, 4 clones remain.
10 Ptangmatik - Terminated.
11 Elvor - Terminated a whole bunch of times, no clones remain.
12 aeric90 - Terminated fivice, 1 clone remains.
13 dsmaster21 - Terminated a whole bunch of times, no clones remain.
14 iamafish - Terminated twice, 4 clones remain.
15 My psuedonym is ix - Terminated a whole bunch of times, no clones remain.
16 empath - Terminated.
17 Lsyander - Terminated fourice, 2 clones remain.

HAVE A PLEASANT DAY-CYCLE.

[Duckay]

I apologize for whatever misdeed made me a duck. But I am interested; why did so many fewer troubleshooters need a new clone this morning?

[Master Gunner]

I apologize for failing to prevent any deaths last night-cycle.

We can only hope that the COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS have begun to embrace the glory of Friend Computer. The end of Jamfalcon's line is also a boon to preventing future deaths of Troubleshooters.

[aeric90]

*POINTS AT DUCKAY*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Preacher]

Either the Commie Mutant Traitors have decided to lay low, or they all went for Jamfalcon and didn't realise he was dead.

And I'm sorry, I stole the cookies from the cookie jar

[Duckay]

Being a duck is really awkward, for the record. I can only assume, however, that my previous, non-duck clone was target during the night-cycle because it fingered Jamfalcon as a Commie Mutant Traitor. Which is a little weird to me, because Jamfalcon had already confessed that; the only thing my clone did was confirm that story.

I can only assume Jamfalcon was responsible, despite the fact that it was him urging the Commie Mutant Traitors to lay low.