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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Bebop Man » 30 Oct 2013, 04:48

Fact: In the jungle I met a stranger in black and a bleeding leg who desperately tried to convince me I was a prophet.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Dutch guy » 30 Oct 2013, 11:33

FACT: My point average per shot at archery is only a measly 7,3.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby viscomica » 30 Oct 2013, 11:41

Bebop... I think?
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Jamfalcon » 30 Oct 2013, 11:59

Not sure, so I'm going to say Ptangmatik, since his story has the most variables that could have been changed.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 30 Oct 2013, 12:26

Bebop

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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Darkobra » 30 Oct 2013, 12:46

Ptangmatik.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Phailhammer » 30 Oct 2013, 13:32

Ptang.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Master Gunner » 30 Oct 2013, 13:51

Dutch Guy.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Lurkon » 30 Oct 2013, 14:09

Ptangmatic
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby LogicSword » 30 Oct 2013, 14:51

I've decided I'm just going to keep voting Laurnil on the basis that I've done it the past couple of times and it has to be her at some point.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Master Gunner » 30 Oct 2013, 15:17

I'd likely go with Laurnil too, but Dutch Guy always has my vote.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Drecon » 31 Oct 2013, 05:18

I'm pretty sure Bebop is just trying to see how outrageous his lies can get before people refuse to believe them.

My vote goes to Bebop.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby AdmiralMemo » 31 Oct 2013, 08:18

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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Bebop Man » 05 Nov 2013, 09:57

El thread está muerto?
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Darkobra » 05 Nov 2013, 11:09

Skrillex is kill.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby viscomica » 05 Nov 2013, 14:15

Bebop Man wrote:El thread está muerto?


Long live the lying thread
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 06 Nov 2013, 05:07

Going (with) Dutch.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Ptangmatik » 06 Nov 2013, 06:11

Oh yeah, this. I was the liar!
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 06 Nov 2013, 07:58

I'm going with Ptangmatik...
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Bebop Man » 06 Nov 2013, 08:29

The thing about the jungle and the blood and the prophecy, totally true. I don't have much to add to that.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Dutch guy » 06 Nov 2013, 10:13

As much as it pains me to admit it. It's true. My average has been slowly climbing over the last few matches I've shot, but overall it's 7,3 right now. (18 meter, 3 arrow)
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Bebop Man » 06 Nov 2013, 13:56

Because those numbers mean nothing to me I don't know if that's good, bad or chocolate.
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Dutch guy » 06 Nov 2013, 14:20

Archery scoring is pretty simple. The target is 10 evenly spaced concentric rings, the outside diameter 40 cm. The innermost circle and ring are 10 points, then 9, etc.

An typical indoor match is shot with the archer standing at 18 meters from the target, using 3 arrows per round, with a total of 10 rounds (30 arrows). All the points scored are added together to come to a final match score. The average score per point is this total divided by 30. In my case giving 7,3 points per arrow. (IE, I average 219 points per match so far)
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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Ptangmatik » 06 Nov 2013, 16:10

Drecon wrote:I'm pretty sure Bebop is just trying to see how outrageous his lies can get before people refuse to believe them.

My vote goes to Bebop.


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Re: Let's play the lying game!

Postby Drecon » 07 Nov 2013, 04:48

Yeah... I still have trouble accepting that.
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