BASTARD mafia GAME OVER TOWN AND ELVOR WINS

[iamafish]

A townsfolk is found dead. Your suspicions have been confirmed. There are a number of people in this town who are killers, who want to murder you all. You must find them.

Standard rules apply - no private messages unless your roles states you may communicate privately, it takes 8 votes to cause a lynch, please put your votes in bold

and on a separate line.

so that I can see them

Day one begins now!

player list (thank you korvys for reminding me to put it up, sorry for not doing so earlier)

1. Korvys
2. Elvor
3. Hepheastus
4. Preacher
5. Ptangmatik - town Vigilante, dead
6. Jamfalcon
7. Master Gunner
8. AdmiralMemo - town, Dead
9. Tapir12
10. JackSlack - Serial Killer, Dead
11. Duckay
12. Volafortis
13. ThrashJazzAssassin
14. aeric90

[elvor]

Oh noes! Poor townsfolk! He was my favourite!

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

I, too, liked that townsfolk. His company was soothing in these frantic, troubled modern times. Now, with his calming influence gone, I fear we must form a mob and brutally lynch suspects until the killers have been eliminated.

[Duckay]

Doesn't that seem like overkill?

Oh, who am I kidding... Let's lynch.

[Preacher]

That townsfolk owed me ten bucks and a sheeps leg.

[elvor]

Man, everyone is apparently really bloodthirsty this morning...

[Duckay]

Turns out that townsfolk was the only thing holding us back.

[Master Gunner]

Tooowwwwwnnsssfoooooooollllk!

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Man, everyone is apparently really bloodthirsty this morning...

No, just quietly resigned to the inevitable.

[Ptangmatik]

What? No, blood is delicious, I'm definitely thirsty. does anyone else want to split townsfolk's corpse?

[elvor]

Gross.

Vote: Ptangmatik

I mean, he just said blood was delicious...

[Ptangmatik]

Oi! Oi! Don't knock it til you've tried it. Black pudding's awesome. You seem remarkably quick to judge....

Vote: Elvor

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Oh god, it's going to be like that time in Edinburgh all over again...

[elvor]

Remarkably quick to judge an admission of the desire to eat someone?

[JackSlack]

Man. I too, liked townsfolk. I bought a kitten from him/her/other pronoun as appropriate, and named it The Commodore, as is traditional,

I worry about Ptangmatik, though.

[Duckay]

I didn't realize how badly I was in shock. I mean, I just hallucinated someone saying they wanted to eat the corpse. Either that, or...

Vote: Ptangmatik

[Ptangmatik]

Well so now that's two people willing to lynch someone without any actual evidence to go on. Interesting.

[elvor]

Well my initial vote was clearly silly based on the roleplaying.

The fact that you're (apparently) taking the votes seriously makes me actually think of you as vaguely suspicious...

(Woo accusations actually flying around in the first page of a game!)

[aeric90]

Wow. Open the thread to page one and the accusations are flying already. I think we all seriously underestimated how much Townsfolk meant to us. Man I'm sure going to miss he/she/it.

I would actually like to know why Duckay suddenly jumped in to defend Elvor. Without evidence it seems like there is maybe an established relationship there?

[AdmiralMemo]

Townsfolk was the best, and will be missed. The fact that ptang is willing to resort to cannibalism so soon makes me very suspicious. As if he's willing to kill again the next time he gets hungry. We cannot have such savages in our fine town.

Vote: ptangmatik

[Ptangmatik]

Oh I see, so someone dies and you immediately point at the cannibal? That's discrimination! Just because I'm not willing to let such a delectable treat go to waste you assume I had ANYTHING to do with his death? For shame Memo!

[Jamfalcon]

*Yawn* Morning guys, what'd I—OH GOD, TOWNSFOLK! NO!

[AdmiralMemo]

I never said you responsible for the death of townsfolk. Simply that you might be responsible for future deaths to satiate your hunger.

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Well my initial vote was clearly silly based on the roleplaying.

Yes, CLEARLY you are the good guy and this is all a terrible misunderstanding. It certainly couldn't be the case that you attacked another player on Day One for reasons that, while undisclosed, can only be nefarious, and now you're backpedalling to try to appear innocent.

I have to confess that, given how this is an ENTIRELY NORMAL game of mafia, I worry that you may be trying to trigger some kind of batshit power that activates when you're killed to horrifying, destructive effect. Possibly involving literal bat shit.

I'm not going to vote yet, since not everyone's reported in, but unless anything else comes up I'll be voting to lynch one of the three who are voting for Ptangmatik. Because I'm not sure I buy elvor's story and I certainly don't see why you other two are so keen to lynch Ptang so quickly.

[elvor]

You're not sure you buy my story that I voted for someone because said they were a cannibal? I can't speak for Duckay or Memo, but my vote was mostly for the lols.