Ye Olde Mafia: Lol night again
- Master Gunner
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Just so everybody knows: I'm a pig. Or maybe I'm not. Who knows?
In any case, I oppose this senseless violence.
In any case, I oppose this senseless violence.
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
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We dont have a king, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort-of-executive officer for the week,but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting,By a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs,But by a two thirds majority, in the case of more major--
what?
what?
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Well, yeah, re-election. Some barbaric, plague-ridden fiefdoms in Upper Wallonia may still buy into the Divine Right of Kings, but we here in Readirun believe in the Divine Left of Kings.
Anyway, I've got a brilliant idea to root out poor King Lo'Ding's assassin(s): will all regicides please raise their hands?
Anyway, I've got a brilliant idea to root out poor King Lo'Ding's assassin(s): will all regicides please raise their hands?
there are mad and beautiful things beneath the skin of the world we know
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A long time ago, tell tales of lore,
A time when loud the land with screams did ring
Told at late night in inns, behind shut doors,
We lived under the rule of tyrant king,
But blessed have been these merry recent times,
We followed the guidance of our wise prince,
Justice ruled and there have been far less crimes,
We have lived happily from that time since,
But now our wondrous king has lost his life,
Against him regicide, murder most foul
Sure the streets must run red with bitter strife
Dead must one be before coo of owl,
But all I know is worth its weight in lard,
Though I can't eat thoughts, I am just the bard.
A time when loud the land with screams did ring
Told at late night in inns, behind shut doors,
We lived under the rule of tyrant king,
But blessed have been these merry recent times,
We followed the guidance of our wise prince,
Justice ruled and there have been far less crimes,
We have lived happily from that time since,
But now our wondrous king has lost his life,
Against him regicide, murder most foul
Sure the streets must run red with bitter strife
Dead must one be before coo of owl,
But all I know is worth its weight in lard,
Though I can't eat thoughts, I am just the bard.
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When this would be major shuts his front door,
He best make sure he locks it,
He might just find he's king of the world,
Or just his nightcap toxic.
He best make sure he locks it,
He might just find he's king of the world,
Or just his nightcap toxic.
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- Master Gunner
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Hakaryu wrote:Hear ye hear ye. I have just the gadget to find the killer. It will be able to tell us who did the dirty deed soon enough.
WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!
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We covered this in the last meeting, remember?
He weighs more than a duck, and is therefore not a witch.
Anyway, let us turn to the god for salvation, for surely he will deliver us from this predicament. The lords work in mysterious ways, but they only help those who help themselves.
The lords can grant us great insight, but ultimately it is up to use to purge our town.
He weighs more than a duck, and is therefore not a witch.
Anyway, let us turn to the god for salvation, for surely he will deliver us from this predicament. The lords work in mysterious ways, but they only help those who help themselves.
The lords can grant us great insight, but ultimately it is up to use to purge our town.
I can't think of a signature.
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Master Gunner wrote:WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!
Be at ease, squire. There's no need for such inflammatory (heh) language. I'm sure that, using our wits and whatever other instruments we have at hand, we can come to the bottom of this mystery.
Look, an abacus!
Also, ^ Lords??
HEATHEN!! The faithful must protect themselves from such heresy!
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metcarfre wrote:HEATHEN!! The faithful must protect themselves from such heresy!
Hath thee not read thy Holy Scriptures?
After Science created the world in six days, He created avatars to rule in His stead. Thy first and second born sons were simultaneously created, Graham and Paul.
You all should know the rest of the story.
I can't think of a signature.
Master Gunner wrote:Hakaryu wrote:Hear ye hear ye. I have just the gadget to find the killer. It will be able to tell us who did the dirty deed soon enough.
WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!
Dammit, you beat me to it!
MIND STEALER! WITCH, WITCH!
Hakaryu wrote:I sir am most definantly not a witch. I am a man of science.
WARLOCK, BURN HIM!
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