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King of the Hill

Postby flanman » 18 Jan 2009, 17:49

This is a king of the hill game
For anyone who doesn't know what this is, whoever was the last to post has the hill, you think of an imaginative, funny, and random way of obtaining control of the fortress on the hill.

have fun! :D
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Postby the amativeness » 18 Jan 2009, 17:52

I steal flanman's sonic screwdriver, and zap him with it.
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Postby Cake » 18 Jan 2009, 18:40

Fine. You can be king, the amativeness.
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Postby Hakaryu » 18 Jan 2009, 18:45

I eat the cake because it was delicious and sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.
Tonberry's poked the dutch again.
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Postby Master Gunner » 18 Jan 2009, 18:47

This game is stupid.


However, I am winning, so I'll let that pass.
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Postby Evil Jim » 18 Jan 2009, 19:18

I'm just here to make sure Master Gunner loses this round.
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Postby Tim » 18 Jan 2009, 19:21

/me steals Master Gunner's gun and gloats, saying, "Now I am the Master Gunner."
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Postby Master Gunner » 18 Jan 2009, 19:42

With Evil Jim ninja-ing Tim, I am safe. For now.
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Postby CyberTractor » 18 Jan 2009, 19:57

I push Gunner down the hill, sit my ass down on the hill, and am not inclined to move off it.
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Postby Hakaryu » 18 Jan 2009, 20:03

Pushes Cyber down the hills steap incline.
Tonberry's poked the dutch again.
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Postby Evil Jim » 18 Jan 2009, 20:51

Having tricked Hakaryu into conquering entirely the wrong hill, I am in the lead again.
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Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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Postby Anti-Hero » 18 Jan 2009, 20:56

till I show up with my water ballon tank and soak you till you get off the hill
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Postby Hakaryu » 18 Jan 2009, 21:03

hah i had a wetsuit on so being drenched doesnt bug me. Though my napalm thrower flamed your ass.
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Postby Nomadic » 18 Jan 2009, 21:38

*Chooses to nuke Megaton which obliterates the nearby hills, including the one being fought over.*

I am now king of the irradiated crater.
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Postby 2stepz » 18 Jan 2009, 22:02

Takes the thrown, purely by the virtue of being a female.

All Hail the Queen.
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Postby Evil Jim » 18 Jan 2009, 22:07

"Thrown?" Or "Throne?" Confused, 2stepz wanders off to find a dictionary, leaving the hill in my custody.
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Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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Postby Nomadic » 18 Jan 2009, 22:10

Jim, being evil, decides to attempt to build himself an underground lair, thus forfeiting his chance to sit on top of the hill.

I, naturally, take his place.
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Postby Evil Jim » 18 Jan 2009, 22:13

Nomadic wrote:Jim, being evil, decides to attempt to build himself an underground lair, thus forfeiting his chance to sit on top of the hill.

I, naturally, take his place.


[Pops out of the manhole on top of the hill, tripping Nomandic & knocking hiim off.]

Good show, old man. Good show.
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Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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Postby 2stepz » 18 Jan 2009, 22:13

That's what I get for multi-tasking. Was watching House and a baseball pitcher...

*bangs her predecessor over the head with a jeweled septer*
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Postby kkief02 » 18 Jan 2009, 22:14

Nomadic got off the hill because I wanted to sit down. Hill is now mine.
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Postby Evil Jim » 18 Jan 2009, 22:14

I give kkief02 a nice healthy push & shout SUUUUURRRRRRRGE!!!~
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Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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Postby the amativeness » 18 Jan 2009, 23:59

(2stepz, you're really sucking on spelling today, first thrown instead of throne, and now septer instead of scepter.

Jeez. Oh, and I slap Evil Jim upside the head for making a bad joke, and he falls down the hill.
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Postby Vaughn » 19 Jan 2009, 00:15

THIS. IS. HILLTOP!
*Boot*

....

*Disco*
Do the Catterpillar!
*wiggle wiggle*
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Postby DmitriW » 19 Jan 2009, 00:21

*points out that disco is dead, and claims the Hill*
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Postby Evil Jim » 19 Jan 2009, 01:24

*Cranks up Star Wars & Other Galactic Funk by Meco, blasting DimitriW off the hill.*
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Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!

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