King of the Hill

Cheeseonfire · Postby **Cheeseonfire** » 20 Jan 2009, 19:21

Oh too slow.
My hill.

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 20 Jan 2009, 19:39

Mmmm, melted cheeeese.

Sandwich!

Anti-Hero · Postby **Anti-Hero** » 20 Jan 2009, 19:43

I create an evil army of apes and monkeys and send them after Evil Jim then I use them to fortefy the hill oh and they have guns that they know how to use

iEatNinjaZ · Postby **iEatNinjaZ** » 20 Jan 2009, 19:59

i install linux on the hill and attempt to play crysis using wine

the hill overheats and explodes. killing all fighting over it

no more hill

GAME OVER

i find a new hill in England.
nobody wants it

Anti-Hero · Postby **Anti-Hero** » 20 Jan 2009, 20:05

after coming back from the dead I go looking for this hill and then after trying to kill you with a throwing knife and missed your head or at least the "top head if you know what I mean and then I take control of the hill

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 20 Jan 2009, 20:26

*throws exploding grandma at Anti-Hero*

I win.

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 20 Jan 2009, 20:30

I'll show you. I'll show you all!!!

*Does so*

Anti-Hero · Postby **Anti-Hero** » 21 Jan 2009, 05:03

I show up with a bunch of explosives and dress it up in a dress and a blonde wig and place it in Evil Jim's view were he run up to it a gives it a kiss and explodes and I take the hill.

iEatNinjaZ · Postby **iEatNinjaZ** » 21 Jan 2009, 08:03

i die of a throwing knife injury. god gives me a much beautiful hill in heaven.

i also get assigned as jims guardian angel

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 21 Jan 2009, 08:20

Well because you are dead, I guess you won't mind me yoink-ing the current hill on this plane of existence.

iEatNinjaZ · Postby **iEatNinjaZ** » 21 Jan 2009, 08:28

i give jim a vision that you have taken over the hill and he comes and asks you to move away

threatened by him and scared you run away crying.

Anti-Hero · Postby **Anti-Hero** » 21 Jan 2009, 08:35

iEatNinjaZ · Postby **iEatNinjaZ** » 21 Jan 2009, 08:51

anti hero scares jim away. god gets pissed at me for meddling and i get ressurected as a zombie.

i eat anti-hero and claim the hill

Anti-Hero · Postby **Anti-Hero** » 21 Jan 2009, 09:30

I comeback as a zombie and after a thriller dance showdown with iEatNinjaZ we team up and take control of the hill waiting for more victims to turn into zombies

Cheeseonfire · Postby **Cheeseonfire** » 21 Jan 2009, 11:21

I assault the hill with the electrodriver .
All you really need to know is that it shoots shurikens and lightning..

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 21 Jan 2009, 12:36

iEatNinjaZ · Postby **iEatNinjaZ** » 21 Jan 2009, 12:44

i turn master gunner into a zombie. he joins our army

billyjr82 · Postby **billyjr82** » 21 Jan 2009, 12:54

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES...to conquer the hill.

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 21 Jan 2009, 13:28

nom nom nom

billyjr82 · Postby **billyjr82** » 21 Jan 2009, 14:24

While Master Gunner is busy eating, I reclaim the hill.

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 21 Jan 2009, 14:25

Aw man, I missed the few hours when iEatNinjaZ was my guardian angel. I will miss him so.

At least I still have this nice hill.

Anti-Hero · Postby **Anti-Hero** » 21 Jan 2009, 14:31

Till I turn you into a zombie and you join are army

Kara · Postby **Kara** » 21 Jan 2009, 15:02

I don't care who's a zombie as long as I keep this nice ol' hill.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 21 Jan 2009, 15:08

*Has hot male model* Kara! Kara! Lookitdaboy! Lookitdaboy!

*Throws Model down hill* Go get it Girl!

And I take the hill.

Anti-Hero · Postby **Anti-Hero** » 21 Jan 2009, 15:26

I bite you you turn zombie you join army you get the picture

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