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Re: King of the Hill

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 03 Aug 2009, 03:33

I see what you did there.

The Zeppelin of the South is crushed by the Angel of the North, which I drop on you from a great height before striking a conquering pose on top of the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Master Gunner » 03 Aug 2009, 10:28

I quickly attach a grappling hook to the orbiting hill, dragging it down to Earth with me. It happens to land right in front of the Magnetic Hill Concert Site, where AC/DC defeats you with the power of Rock. I crawl from the wreckage and seize the hill to the tune of "Thunderstruck".
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Emperor Gum » 03 Aug 2009, 10:33

Suddenly, thunder strikes! Master Gunner is thrown from the hill, I sit down under a tree.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Chfan » 03 Aug 2009, 10:37

I quickly bust out an electric guitar, begin playing the riff from Thunderstruck, and kick Gum off the top of the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Theremin » 03 Aug 2009, 13:35

Guitar riffs are no match for my fierce beats, and I serve Chfan in a dance off, boogie-ing as he slinks away.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Master Gunner » 03 Aug 2009, 15:52

Seeing as the hill is currently in my hometown, I rally my "boys from the hood", and the hoards of pasty white/Asian teenagers claim the hill in my name with a combination of breakdancing, every conceivable genre of music (and some that have no proper name), school-bus drifting, and scalding-hot coffee from watercannons hooked up to the 30+ Tim Horten's in the area.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Theremin » 03 Aug 2009, 16:05

15 years later all the teenagers a grown up working in dead-end jobs, dissatisfied with life and suffering from existential ennui. I use their malaise to reclaim my trip-hop throne.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Master Gunner » 03 Aug 2009, 16:28

In 15 years, not only has the casino down the street being built, but I practically own it. I use the vast resources of my gambling/call-center empire to revitalize the area and stimulate the economy. The masses than rise up with hope and knock you off the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Theremin » 04 Aug 2009, 07:35

Hmm...well-played, but the masses are a fickle bunch, and with a propaganda campaign I turn public opinion against you and lead a rebellion, installing myself as 'dear leader of the hill'.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Master Gunner » 04 Aug 2009, 07:38

Your poor economic policies quickly lead to widespread famine and starvation, as you live in decadence atop the hill. Soon even your secret police is unable to hold back the tide of anger, and the people rise up against you and steal your palace for their own. I return and they re-instate me and the old government.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Theremin » 04 Aug 2009, 08:30

Unknown to you, I survived the attack and started a small media company under the name Wilfred Olmos-Smeagul. As the company expands into a large corporation, we build a massive headquarters where the dear leader's palace used to be.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Master Gunner » 04 Aug 2009, 19:21

Thanks to corporate espionage, I ruin your public image and send your stock prices bumbling. Just as you are about to file for bankruptcy, I buy a majority stake in the company for next to nothing, and take my office in the top floor of the massive headquarters on the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 05 Aug 2009, 03:23

Hulk SMAAAASH puny building!
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Theremin » 05 Aug 2009, 05:31

Even Hulk cannot smash radiation-induced terminal illness. After Hulk's death, I return to the hill erecting a chain-link fence around it's perimeter.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Master Gunner » 05 Aug 2009, 07:52

I easily bypass your chain-link fence, displace you from the hill, and replace the fence with a highly electrified barbed-wire version.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Emperor Gum » 05 Aug 2009, 09:07

(by the by, Master Gunner and Theremin, lol)
I do that thing from the second and third Ender Book. I eat a pain resistant root, climb over the fence but suffer horrible damage, then later get a new body whilst on board a speaceship. What you need to know is that I'm using the hammer ability from Kirby and smash Master Gunner into the distance, Team Rocket style.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Master Gunner » 05 Aug 2009, 09:17

And much like Team Rocket, I return in the next episode. Which starts.......now.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Theremin » 05 Aug 2009, 10:20

I propose that Gunner and I form an alliance, that one of us immediatly betrays. (hint: It's me.)
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Sillyman » 05 Aug 2009, 11:14

I claim this hill in the name of the SOS Brigade!
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Master Gunner » 05 Aug 2009, 19:19

No you don't.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Sillyman » 05 Aug 2009, 19:40

UPDATE Hills SET King='Sillyman' WHERE King='Master Gunner'

Yes, yes I do.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Master Gunner » 05 Aug 2009, 19:42

Segfault error.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Sillyman » 06 Aug 2009, 13:09

Now look what you've done. You've made Nagato have to rewrite all the data.

I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Theremin » 06 Aug 2009, 14:38

(Steve Irwin impression)
Now, while these little fellas are fighting,what I've done is I've quietly climbed up the hill, laying bear traps and punji stakes behind me. Now I'm just gonna wait and see what these little blighters do next.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Master Gunner » 06 Aug 2009, 20:30

ATTACK FROM ABOVE!!!
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