King of the Hill
Re: King of the Hill
I sic the Crime Syndicate of Amerika on your anti-matter universe butt, then claim the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
...and explode. Because it's antimatter.
Geez.
Geez.
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Realizing that the person before made no motion to claim the hill, I post a do not disturb sign on the hill and lie down to rest.
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...and explode. Because you're lying on antimatter.
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I use a matter-antimatter converter on myself, then claim the hill.
Jackass.
Jackass.
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I tunnel under the hill and install Hydraulic lifts. I use them to slowly raise the hill as I pile previously excavated dirt under it. Eventually, the hill is now reclassified as a mountain based on its new height, so none of you get to be king of the hill, as it is no longer a hill.
I find a quiet, isolated hill far away from the rest of you, and claim it as my own.
I find a quiet, isolated hill far away from the rest of you, and claim it as my own.
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I hire a bunch of mole people to burrow under the mountain, and turn it back into a hill.
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I bribe the mole people to murder you in your sleep, and plant my throne atop your corpse.
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Re: King of the Hill
Utilising the burrow holes that the moles created I sneak underneath the hill and utilising a blow torth I burn through Freemans corpse and then melt the throne from underneath you. I use the melted throne to make my own crown stating my winness of the hill.
Nothing to see here.
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Mole people can't kill me for I tread in the light.
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Seeing as I rule the mole-people, I command them to do so anyway. I get them some sunglasses and sunscreen or something, then they drag you down into the tunnels below and eat you alive.
I claim the mountain, and then bomb seven kinds of crap out of the hill. Then some genetically engineered mole-men supersoldiers invade what's left and claim it in my name.
I claim the mountain, and then bomb seven kinds of crap out of the hill. Then some genetically engineered mole-men supersoldiers invade what's left and claim it in my name.
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Re: King of the Hill
Finishing what you already started, I blow up the rest of the hill and build a new, superior one.
On a hill with a nice view to the ocean and the setting sun; near a Italian restaurant, with food cooked by real Italians, with real fresh and local ingredients; and a small local supermarket with a nice old man as the manager, who tells you stories about his exciting life as an astronaut every time you visit; and a tiny library with only a handful of books you've already read many times, but keep reading still because they're the best books there are: stories written by the creator of the Magicland books.
On a hill with a nice view to the ocean and the setting sun; near a Italian restaurant, with food cooked by real Italians, with real fresh and local ingredients; and a small local supermarket with a nice old man as the manager, who tells you stories about his exciting life as an astronaut every time you visit; and a tiny library with only a handful of books you've already read many times, but keep reading still because they're the best books there are: stories written by the creator of the Magicland books.
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Man, I almost feel sorry to try and take this away from him.
Re: King of the Hill
I don't! I nuke the fuck out of it and claim the irradiated husk of what once was the Hill! GLORY TO THE MOLE-KINGDOM!
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Oh, you and your moles. I find Goku and send him to Solar Flare your forces.
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I alter time so Trunks never cures Goku's heart condition. I then snipe everyone with a modded Longshot. I walk to the top of the hill, sit on my beer cooler throne, and await the inevitable counterattack.
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Well, I guess Goku's dead now. So are the moles too. Right, I puncture the atmosphere just above the hill so that space air leaks in and kills you.
I stand on the hill, victorious with my goggles.
I stand on the hill, victorious with my goggles.
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Re: King of the Hill
I call my buddy Atlas and he drops the sky on you. He then picks up the sky and I claim the hill.
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I don't believe in the sky, so it doesn't affect me!
I get Jackie Gleason to smack you to the moon.
I get Jackie Gleason to smack you to the moon.
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Where Zeus kicks your ass for convincing Atlas to drop the sky.
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Re: King of the Hill
I spend 20 years of hard work building a newer betterer hill, and then once it was finished you all flocked to it, and fought for who should be the king of this glorious hill, I leave quietly returning to the old hill, I push a big red button which detonates the mound of TNT under the hill and it is scattered across the land, with a tear in my eye I proclaim that I am the king of the hill!
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Re: King of the Hill
DEUS EX MACHINA!!!
I am now the king.
I am now the king.
Re: King of the Hill
Joel already took the SS Deus Ex Machina.
And due to a bank error in my favour, I am the king of the hill.
And due to a bank error in my favour, I am the king of the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
You should report that to the government.
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I AM the government.
I'll be confiscating that hill now, sir.
I'll be confiscating that hill now, sir.
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