King of the Hill

[Trymantha]

organizes a resistance to take over the hill.

sips tea on the hill

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

I cause your tea to spontaneously explode. In case that wasn't enough, wherever a shard of teacup lands it beds down and grows a huge razor-edged tentacle, one of which neatly slices your head from your shoulders.

Yeah, I got bored with the whole counter-coup option.

[Arius]

Oh, well you know what I do?

Are you ready for this?

Can you feel your doom?

I kill you and take the hill.