King of the Hill

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 19 Jan 2009, 01:27

Does no-one else see the issue of determining when the thread locks? I'm not sure encouraging a descent into 4chanasia is wise...

#ties Evil Jim to a screening of Star Wars Christmas Special#

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 19 Jan 2009, 01:33

I suspect if it gets out of hand Matt will just post & lock it, therefore making himself winner forever.

Until then, I WIN!

Hakaryu · Postby **Hakaryu** » 19 Jan 2009, 06:05

OBJECTION! I give Evil Jim a boot to da head as stated in mr muldoons will and assume the throne.

Anti-Hero · Postby **Anti-Hero** » 19 Jan 2009, 08:41

I pull out the noisy cricket out of my pocket and aim the opposite direction of the hill to launch myself crashing into Hakaryu.

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 19 Jan 2009, 09:25

You all thought I had forgotten about this little game, didn't you? Well you'd be wrong. I was in fact off honing my ninja-skillz, and use them to claim the hill.

Tim · Postby **Tim** » 19 Jan 2009, 09:59

KAME HAME HA!!!

Kevco · Postby **Kevco** » 19 Jan 2009, 10:36

Warning: Kevco approaches!!!!

Kevco grabs the Smash Ball, performs his Final Smash, and knocks Tim off of the mountain, becoming king.

Tim · Postby **Tim** » 19 Jan 2009, 10:43

Tim respawns with 0% and one-hit KOs Kevco, who has lost his protective armor as a side-effect of his Final Smash.

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 19 Jan 2009, 10:53

FAAAALCCOOON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti-Hero · Postby **Anti-Hero** » 19 Jan 2009, 12:00

I choose you Charzard

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 19 Jan 2009, 12:05

I'm sorry, I don't play pokemon.

Cheeseonfire · Postby **Cheeseonfire** » 19 Jan 2009, 12:16

He said he didn't play Pokemon.

2stepz · Postby **2stepz** » 19 Jan 2009, 12:31

*Attacks the hill with a fire extinguisher.*

Yay! Girls on top!

Wait... not like that. perverts!

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 19 Jan 2009, 12:50

Hey, you said it, not us.

2stepz · Postby **2stepz** » 19 Jan 2009, 12:54

I know I am one... I was just sharing the blame. :wink:

Hakaryu · Postby **Hakaryu** » 19 Jan 2009, 13:33

This is a misogonyst world so the men are clearly on top.

Kevco · Postby **Kevco** » 19 Jan 2009, 14:14

Kevco uses Blizzaja on Tonberry. Tonberry is an icicle. Kevco smashes him with a hammer, and Tonberry shatters into a thousand little pieces. Kevco then proceeds to use Mighty Guard and Right Guard for protection.

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 19 Jan 2009, 14:37

Kevco is in the States. Master Gunner is in Canada. Canada is on top of the states, thus Master Gunner is on top of Kevco. Accordingly, Master Gunner has the hill.

the amativeness · Postby **the amativeness** » 19 Jan 2009, 14:42

Well then, I'll just stand on the north pole a bit.

MG, by your logic, I'M on top.

2stepz · Postby **2stepz** » 19 Jan 2009, 14:55

The amativeness is in a house at the North Pole. There are four doors to this house.

2stepz attacks the south door.

But they're all south facing doors.

2stepz achieves chaos and Takes the Hill.

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 19 Jan 2009, 15:06

MG is a massive chauvinistic pig, and thusly takes his rightful place over 2stepz.

Anti-Hero · Postby **Anti-Hero** » 19 Jan 2009, 16:59

I get a bunch of fat people a then I throw a cake at you and then they attack you

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 19 Jan 2009, 17:00

Kevco · Postby **Kevco** » 19 Jan 2009, 17:54

Kevin gives Evil Jim a shrubbery out of good sportsmanship, repeats the word 'IT' a million times, and reclaims his rightful place on top of the hill.

Tim · Postby **Tim** » 19 Jan 2009, 17:59

Master Gunner wrote:Kevco is in the States. Master Gunner is in Canada. Canada is on top of the states, thus Master Gunner is on top of Kevco. Accordingly, Master Gunner has the hill.

Who says North is "up"? Ethnocentrism! Boo!

/me calls in the Spanish Inquisition. No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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