Interactive Story #1: The Job Fair

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Postby RandomCheese » 27 Jan 2009, 13:22

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Postby Timelady » 27 Jan 2009, 14:07

Wind up alarm clock. Ring Old Man Jenkin's doorbell. Hand him the clock. Run like hell.
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Postby Nomadic » 27 Jan 2009, 15:52

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Postby kkief02 » 27 Jan 2009, 19:04

Eat the newspaper. Then walk two screens to the right to get to the job fair.
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Postby Evil Jim » 27 Jan 2009, 19:15

Evil Jim wrote:Take a moment to calmly ask yourself why your bedroom is in the garage.

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Did mom and dad love me?

Did I do something wrong?

Is it because of that one thing I did?

Oh hey, the alarm stopped.

I woke up to find you actually played out my suggestion! I was only poking a little fun at the last drawing but this one just killed me. It's my biggest laugh of the day. Thank you! :D
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Postby the amativeness » 27 Jan 2009, 19:29

kkief02 wrote:Eat the newspaper. Then walk two screens to the right to get to the job fair.


No. Walk 254 screens to the left. (Points for the first to get the reference)
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Postby RytelCSF » 27 Jan 2009, 19:31

Walk one screen to the up.
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Postby davefp » 27 Jan 2009, 20:22

Put the newspaper in your inventory.

the amativeness wrote:Walk 254 screens to the left. (Points for the first to get the reference)


Because then he'll wrap around as the byte overflows?

EDIT: Actually, it'd underflow.
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Postby Vaughn » 27 Jan 2009, 20:34

Go one scene to the right, to Old man Jenkins place
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Postby CyberTractor » 27 Jan 2009, 21:40

kkief02 wrote:Eat the newspaper. Then walk two screens to the right to get to the job fair.

Vaughn wrote:Go one scene to the right, to Old man Jenkins place


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Ugh, I don't feel good.
Anyway, off to the job fair.

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That's Old Man Jenkin's house, doesn't look very friendly.
What should I do now?
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Postby AeroCmdr » 27 Jan 2009, 22:01

Throw the clock through his window.
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Postby Sir_Substance » 27 Jan 2009, 23:19

use the clock components to lay a booby trap so that when old man jenkins puts his hand in his mailbox to get his mail, it snaps closed on his fingers.
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Postby tamaness » 27 Jan 2009, 23:35

vomit the paper up onto Old Man Jenkens' dorstep. proceed one panel to the right.
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Postby Jillers » 27 Jan 2009, 23:46

get yelled at by old man Jenkins for being a whippersnapper
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Postby Evil Jim » 28 Jan 2009, 01:26

As long as you're there check out the keen slide in his front yard. It will only take a second, & who can resist a keen slide?
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Postby kkief02 » 28 Jan 2009, 07:54

Find out what the circles with the black marks on them are
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Postby Tim » 28 Jan 2009, 08:06

Evil Jim wrote:As long as you're there check out the keen slide in his front yard. It will only take a second, & who can resist a keen slide?

Agreed; go down the slide!
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Postby RandomCheese » 28 Jan 2009, 09:04

Rob Old Man Jenkins.
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Postby RytelCSF » 28 Jan 2009, 09:20

Uproot his mailbox, or at least attempt the feat.
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Postby Ikenowski Jones » 28 Jan 2009, 21:49

Take a poop in his yard THEN have a go at that slide. Cause, you know, you forgot to take your "morning constitution".
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Postby Kara » 28 Jan 2009, 21:58

Be chased by his rabies-y dog, only to have Old Man Jenkins throw his own alarm clock at the dog to make him stop chasing you.
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Postby ExtraSensory » 28 Jan 2009, 22:14

go UP the slide.
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Postby CyberTractor » 29 Jan 2009, 00:54

kkief02 wrote:Find out what the circles with the black marks on them are

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Hmm... looks sharp and pointy... and hey! A piece of candy!
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Postby Sir_Substance » 29 Jan 2009, 01:11

turn all the bear traps upside down so then close harmelssly, then go and re-set one under old man jenkins doormat, and one at the bottom of his keen slide.
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Postby tamaness » 29 Jan 2009, 01:21

poke it with a stick
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