Interactive Story #1: The Job Fair

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 29 Jan 2009, 01:49

madAlric wrote:poke it with a finger

fixd

tamaness · Postby **tamaness** » 29 Jan 2009, 01:50

Cake wrote:
madAlric wrote:poke it with Cake

fixd

doublefix'd

ExtraSensory · Postby **ExtraSensory** » 29 Jan 2009, 03:30

Put one of the bear traps at the bottom of the slide. It's what old man Jenkins would have wanted.

davefp · Postby **davefp** » 29 Jan 2009, 03:33

ExtraSensory wrote:It's what old man Jenkins would have wanted.

Why, is Old Man Jenkins dead? Oh My God, Old Man Jenkins is dead!

ExtraSensory · Postby **ExtraSensory** » 29 Jan 2009, 03:36

Well, from what I hear, he was pretty old...

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 29 Jan 2009, 06:53

The bear traps suggest that trespassing was a bad idea. Better just take one trip down the slide before heading one more screen to the right. And be careful!

owl+ bungee cord= my arse · Postby **owl+ bungee cord= my arse** » 29 Jan 2009, 07:13

Quickly retrieve hands from safe.

kkief02 · Postby **kkief02** » 29 Jan 2009, 07:16

After going down the slide a couple of time don't accidentally fall onto a bear trap... oh wait never mind.. do that.

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 31 Jan 2009, 17:36

madAlric wrote:poke it with a stick

Yup. Its a bear trap alright.

Sir_Substance · Postby **Sir_Substance** » 31 Jan 2009, 17:53

take the bear trap. move one screen to the right.

Jillers · Postby **Jillers** » 31 Jan 2009, 17:57

place gummy bears on bear traps (to find out who's been stealing your stash of gummy bears) before heading off to the job fair.

RandomCheese · Postby **RandomCheese** » 31 Jan 2009, 17:59

Take the bear trap and give it to a shark. Give them the advantage in the Bear Shark-ocalypse

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 31 Jan 2009, 18:38

((Please don't quote what I posted. Its understood what you're responding to and adds unnecessary pictures to the thread.))

kkief02 · Postby **kkief02** » 31 Jan 2009, 18:52

eat the bear trap so that you can carry it around easily

Sir_Substance · Postby **Sir_Substance** » 01 Feb 2009, 05:55

CyberTractor wrote:((Please don't quote what I posted. Its understood what you're responding to and adds unnecessary pictures to the thread.))

sorry, fixed now.

Timelady · Postby **Timelady** » 01 Feb 2009, 16:31

Put the bear traps in your front pocket.

flanman · Postby **flanman** » 01 Feb 2009, 17:33

re-purpose the traps to lure pedifiles(yes, i can't spell this) rather than children.

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 01 Feb 2009, 18:56

flanman wrote:pedifiles(yes, i can't spell this)

Peter File.

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 04 Feb 2009, 11:39

Carefully reset the bear trap on Old Man Jenkin's front porch. Then head off one screen to the right for the Job Fair.

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 08 Feb 2009, 22:43

Evidently we made it to the job fair safe, got hired & are now working at the best job in the world.

The end?

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 09 Feb 2009, 01:02

((Actually, I just forgot about this thread completely. I'll update tomorrow. <_<;;))

Timelady · Postby **Timelady** » 09 Feb 2009, 16:29

Realize you've been staring at the bear trap since Saturday and the job fair is long over.

(sorry, couldn't help it.

)

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 09 Feb 2009, 19:48

Evil Jim wrote:Evidently we made it to the job fair safe, got hired & are now working at the best job in the world.

ALTERNATE ENDING!

Jillers wrote:place gummy bears on bear traps (to find out who's been stealing your stash of gummy bears) before heading off to the job fair.

"GET OFF MY LAWN!"
What was that?

Ohmigawd! He has a gun!

Beta-guy · Postby **Beta-guy** » 09 Feb 2009, 20:05

Activate your super powers, that make you go blind, and stumble around... let's hope you miss the bear traps...

Sir_Substance · Postby **Sir_Substance** » 09 Feb 2009, 21:25

offer old man jenkins a sweetie.

Interactive Story #1: The Job Fair

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