Forum Game: Better than it sounds.

[Timelady]

^ correct
Solder rides a boat through a jungle, meets some Frenchmen and kills a general

The Amazon Queen? (way too long since I read/saw it, don't really remember the plot)

Sigourney Weaver ties some dude to a chair and tries to get a confession from him that he tortured her years ago accompanied by classical music.

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

^ correct
Solder rides a boat through a jungle, meets some Frenchmen and kills a general

The Amazon Queen? (way too long since I read/saw it, don't really remember the plot)

No, I'm pretty sure it was actually Apocalypse Now (feel free to confirm, Dark). My "It can't be Apocalypse Now, because Kurtz was only a Colonel" post was just me being facetious.

[Dark the Reaper]

^ correct
Solder rides a boat through a jungle, meets some Frenchmen and kills a general

The Amazon Queen? (way too long since I read/saw it, don't really remember the plot)

No, I'm pretty sure it was actually Apocalypse Now (feel free to confirm, Dark). My "It can't be Apocalypse Now, because Kurtz was only a Colonel" post was just me being facetious.

yep apocalypse Now, Yeah i couldn't remember the ranking of Kurtz so i just said general

[Genghis Ares]

A hero is born, blows up a monster, shoots an evil robot and converts him to good, and restores a crown to its rightful place. Then everyone goofs off.

[tak197]

I dunno but I have a good one...

A man travels around the Middle East talking about peace, is captured and killed, and this leads to drunken Aussies.