Forum Game: Avatar Wars

[Sillyman]

You defend against the last attack with an action taken by your avatar, then attack the next defense with another action taken by your avatar. It's pretty amusing to see what people come up with.

I somehow cause a massive explosion of data which summons a non-intelligent data entity, which then attacks the next poster.

[Joshua]

I glare at the beast until it runs away scarred.

[Sillyman]

Um... you're supposed to then attack the next poster ('s avatar)... I do nothing.

Then the organization I represent's token moe character travels back in time to prevent the next avatar from ever happening.

[WTDavies]

Rorkannu is Master of the Dim Dimensions and you cannot beat him up. He summons a gaggle of Mindless Ones to do his bidding with thier magical death faces and catchy dance routine. The bloody violence that ensues is comprehensive and without discrimination.

[Rosco-128]

I mow the Mindless ones down with a burst of full-auto battle rifle fire.

Then I bunker down and call in an orbital MAC strike.

[YamaroV2]

I stand dead still, just making this face, intimidating all challengers.

[Cade Antilles]

In my X-wing, I pull up just above your nose, evading your creepy stare. I then push the throttle all the way forward and fire a pair of proton torpedoes!

[theINC]

My avatar hits the secret LAZOR CHARGING button on the keyboard and performs that secret flail-shake to activate it.

[Sillyman]

And Haruhi moves the SOS Brigade's webserver so when you're FIRING YOUR LAZOR, it misses. Yaaaay!

Then she makes a closed space.

[Master Gunner]

The Zeppelin commences carpet-bombing of all avatars that exist, ever have existed, and ever will exist.

[Ollie, don'tcha know!]

My Aces beat your Zeppelin in a game of poker, making it go into denial and get depressed.

The Aces throw themselves at the avatar's throat.

[Lyinginbedmon]

My avatar has no throat to attack! The aces shoot off into the distance unaware they have missed.

I summon the powers of two-dimensional plot railroading to steer the next avatar into their own destruction!

[whyarecarrots]

I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZORS!!!!!1

I feel that is all that is necesary.

[Jillers]

the kitty licks you.
the kitty licks whoever else.

[Sable]

A-hem.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the chef's hat.

[iEatNinjaZ]

I eat you.

[Septavius]

Captain America deflects with his shield.

He and Venom perform a DEATH STAR.

[Sillyman]

Kyon notices the hosting provider went down and goes and finds another webhost. This webhost happened to have watched the anime and upon hearing Kyon's voice asking for a website, joined the SOS Brigade, claiming it was "for the lulz". Then it followed orders like a good brigade member and started investigating the next poster.

[Space Jump]

I remind the SOS Brigade that I have Space Jump.

Then turning to the next poster: I have Space Jump.

[Dr Evil42]

DEFEND: Shoot him down with Tommy Gun
ATTACK: Put out cigarette in next one's eye.

[Sillyman]

Your cigarette simply smushes on your computer screen, as I am a logo on a webpage.

Then I hide a hyperlink and the next person sees it. Onos.

[Evil Jim]

I find the secret messages hidden in the page source & avoid the traps with ease.

I then put 3D glasses on the next poster, forcing them into the mysterious Third Dimension, where they flail their arms about toward objects in front of them & probably fall down some stairs or something.

[Master Gunner]

Fortunately the Zeppelin was made in 3D, and thus has no problem with the glasses. Also, being a lighter-than-air rigid flying machine, it lacks arms to flail and experiences great difficulty in falling down stairs.

The Zeppelin goes to RAMMING SPEED! into the next poster.

[Sillyman]

And you miss by one whole internet.

But you keep flying at the next poster.

[Space Jump]

In his rage about Matt's complacency, Morgan punches the still-flying Zeppelin so hard that it bursts.

Meanwhile, Matt whips the controller at the next poster.