Forum Game: Avatar Wars

[the amativeness]

Graham quickly dodges the controller.

Paul's Beard glares the next poster into submission.

[elitewalmartsecurity]

DEFEND: Pip-Boy is already looking in the other direction.
ATTACK: And goes into V.A.T.S to target your testicles.

[Lorithad]

Protoman uses his shield to block the attack.

He then hurls the Aperture science weighted storage cube at his oncoming opponent.

[Sillyman]

Ack! Right in the squiggly! No matter, I'll just get Kyon to reupload me.

And then he'll probably challenge the next poster to a baseball game or something.

[elitewalmartsecurity]

I use the Irradiated Baseball Bat to hit the ball...

Which sends an irradiated baseball towards the next poster!

[Evil Jim]

Having unusually well defined depth-perception for a text-based game, I easily step aside to avoid the ball. . .

Which careens madly toward the next poster!

[Master Gunner]

The irradiated baseball ricochets off of the Zeppelin's hull, and into the next poster.

[Zivlok]

The Naughty Sorceress causes the irradiated baseball to disappear from existence by rending the very fabric of reality, with a noise like the unzipping of the fly of God Almighty. She then gets the next poster banned from several school libraries.

[Master Gunner]

The Zeppelin's library, already containing all the worthwhile contents of several libraries (school and otherwise), along with Master Gunner's personal collection, suffices for the future. Angered by the minor inconvenience however, the next poster is attacked by a Macross Missile Massacre.

[elitewalmartsecurity]

Pip-Boy is wearing armor with +103% resistance to missiles, so he actually gains energy from the missile strike.
This causes an overflow of energy and it is directed in the form of a laser beam at the next poster.

[Lorithad]

Protoman jumps over the incoming laser, leaving it to hit the next poster, who is conveniently standing directly behind him.

[Master Gunner]

While from above it looked like the Zeppelin was right behind Protoman and in the path of the laser, a different perspective clearly indicates that it was at an altitude of several miles. Therefor, the laser passes harmlessly beneath it, into a mounter, which explodes in a shower of rocks and debris. Due to odd weather patterns, the entire ejected mass lands directly on top of the next poster.

[Sillyman]

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UPDATE Objects SET target='next' WHERE type='rock' AND target='Sillyman'

[elitewalmartsecurity]

I reverse it with a high Science skill!
And hack the next poster's account!

[Sillyman]

Data link terminated. Have a nice day.

In the meantime, have an SOS Brigade flyer.

[Lorithad]

Protoman is too busy looking cool to read the flyer.
He crumples it up and throws it at the next poster.

[Master Gunner]

The flyer misses by a mile, and is used as a point-defense test. The next poster is also part of this point-defense systems test.

[Elomin Sha]

Defence:Special underwater coral cave defense.
Attack: Drowning

[Zed Alpha]

Defense: Unnerving smile that forces the attacker to cough nervously and then run away.

Attack: Unnerving smile (with extra Evil Laugh[tm]).

[Sillyman]

Defense: I am an emotionless nonsentient data lifeform created in MS Paint by Haruhi Suzumiya.

Attack: Giant scarab beetle form, go!

[Lorithad]

Protoman evades the attack by using his point to point teleport animation.
He then starts playing his flute very loudly right next to the next poster's ear.

[Shea]

However the pilot has turned the sound all the way down in the cockpit of his Zeta Gundam.

He uses the enormous arms of the Zeta to elbow whoever is behind him in the face.

[Master Gunner]

The zeppelin, being a zeppelin, has no face to elbow.

To attack, in the words of the almighty Worf, "RAMMING SPEED!"

[Shea]

The large baloon has no effect on the Zeta's Lunar Titanium armor.
Zeta uses a sweeping shot of its High Mega Launcher into a crowd.

[Sillyman]

The crowd did not contain Happy Fun SOSdan Logo.

Do not taunt Happy Fun SOSdan Logo.