Pony Time

[Duckay]

Yes, it means "edited to add". I just thought I'd throw that in there in case anyone saw my original comment without that addition and wondered.

[Featherweight]

Btw i gotta say just for the record I am super happy how the video truned out and am really glad that its been Received as well as it has. It's been more than pretty rad to see my inane mad scrablings coverted in to the funny by lrr's comic alchemy. If anyone's interested I'll post up the draft of the script I sent Graham to compare to the final and fare superior end product (hint- I had absoltly nothing to do with "my little bear" which is fare and away my favorit bit in the vid)

[Graham]

Also, you misspelled everyone's named in a variety of hilarious ways.
Pual, for example

[Featherweight]

Also, you misspelled everyone's named in a variety of hilarious ways.
Pual, for example

I am Dyslexic as hell, its a good day when i manage to spell my own name right.

(luckily thier's a show tune that helps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esuVxk_g ... re=related )
(and a white stripes cover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boCyTUoC_B0 )

[Graham]

Meaning no offense, that was my guess.
And now I know!

[Featherweight]

Meaning no offense, that was my guess.
And now I know!

non taken old bean, just a fact-o-life thing at this point.

Anywho here's the draft I sent Graham, for your consideration.


commodoreHUSTLE: pony drop

Graham, kath and paul at the moonbase, garham and pual planning vidoes kath abit off to one side playing wiht her phone


Pual: ok how bout this a skyrim parody but stead of yelling spells you fart spells!
Graham: I like it..., but our last ( looks like he's doing some math in his head) 8 vidoes have been flatus based. I feel we may need to branch out alittle...
Pual: you might be right ,hmm , oh! how about instead if farting spell you projectile vomit spells !
Graham: (poker face puase) Nice!
Kath: (*bing* gets a twitter looks at it ) Hey guys, check out this twitter i just got. some fan drew me as a my little pony!
(shows graham and paul phone Note: non of the ponies should ever actulay been shown in the video only vaguely discridsibed)
Graham: (looking vaguely bemused ) That is disturbingly adorable.
Pual: why is thier an angery cat on your ponies butt?
Kath: I have no idea, but its awesome.
Graham (to pual): well anyway, how chunky do you think the vomit should be?

roll cH opening

Garham and James mixing a bucket of fake vomit

Garham: hmmm still needs more corn...
James: (considers contants of bucket *nods*)
(enter matt) Matt: guys guys you have to check this out a fan ponified me!
Garham: Huh ,yeah , kathleen got one earlier too...
Man: Man, I am CUTE as a pony.
James: Pssht, what are you so happy about My little Pony is lame.
Matt: Hey you don't know what your talking about My little pony: friendship is magic is pure awesome. the animation ,the songs , the stories; all fantastic. Lauren Faust is a straight up Genius.
Garham: I'll grant you the show looks very cute...but it is just a kids show Matt, you know that right?
James : yeah a weak ass kids show, for little girls.
Matt: You just don't get it James if you actaullly watched some you'd probably like it.
James: Matt, unlike you I am not a 6 year old girl. Why would i , a grown man, want to watch your pink fluffy little childens cartoon about ponies.
Matt: I pitty your ingorance James. Anyway I'm out of here. I want to hit the card shop before lunch. I'm putting togather a pony deck. (give james a dirty look and leaves)
Garham: (yells after him) can you pick up some corn well your out!


pual and garham at the table with a toy dragon and some action figures working out the logictics for skyrim parody



(paul and graham random funny shop talk about about the skyrim vomit video )

(enter jer)



Paul: Oh hey haven't seen you in awhile Jer, how's school going?
Jer: fine ... fine. Hey i got this weird Tweet of me as a pony , do you guys know what's up with that?
Garham: what another one? kathleen and matt got them too the guy must be some kind of serial poniest or something.
Jer: I.. don't really mind.. or anything but i would like to know why i'm a pink unicorn. (show graham phone)
Garham: looks more like a light pruple to me.
Pual: You could try checking the ponyreadyrun thread in the forum.
Garham: thiers a pony..readyrun thread?
Pual: yeah i saw it when I was checking on the hat market at lunch.


whipe to them infront of a computer


Garham: Wow! this thread is huge!... and it only started this morning? Oh hey paul we're ponies now too! (looks kind of dazed and thoughtful by this )
Pual: Ah, here we go, he's say he made you a voilate unicorn becauce of your interest in magic and the fact he wanted to make your "cutie mark" red and pruples compliments reds ..aslo says "It's a simlar coloring to "twilight sparkle" who is also a unicorn." he seems to be putting a surpising amount of thought in to theese.
Jer: Hm, .. that sounds reasonilbe enough. i guess.
Garham: Guys, this Pony thing seems to be really hitting a cord with are fanbase. I think this calls for some futher resreach... we might be able to exploit this.
pual: ooo resreach , i'm game.
(jer nods and shrugs a whatever)
Garham: alright than, lets watch some my little pony... ("got a job to do" face on)
Pual: For science! (pual is now wearing his lab coat and safety glasses)

cut away

caption: a few episodes later


kathleen walks in on them watching MlP


Kath: what are you guys doing?
Pual: research. (still in lab coat and glasses and is holding a clipbaord)
Graham: we're just Checking out this my little pony thing, it's actually pretty ok, care to join?
kath: sure, why not.


rinse and repeat caption like "a few more episodes later " etc addign a crew memeber each time ( not matt of crouse) with you all looking more and more in to the show each time
untill finally james shows up.


James: is that John de Lancie I hear, are you guys watching TNG without me?
someone other than garham: Nope, it's my little pony.
pual: but John De lancie is playing a omnipotent super being with molevelent entent. (season two premiere, not kidding)
James: Really?! let me see.

cut way with caption "All the episodes later"


whole crew infront of the computer excitelly talking about how awesome my little pony is.

Fulttershy is my favouirt, mines rainbow dash, man that dragon was badass, kinda thing.


(alex gets a twitter bing)
Alex: Hey I got ponied! , I'M A PEGAUSUS!
Garhan: NICE! (high fives Alex)
Tally: Mine's was a unicorn! to match jer... (jer and tally have alitte "we're acouple" hug)

James speaks up over the bussel

James: OK I think we can all agree we love my little pony now, right?

Nods all round



James: and this may or may not make us "bronies"


everyone kinda shurgs and agrees

James: but we can aslo all agree we can not allow matt the satisfaction of being right, so we must keep this a secret at all cost.
(everyone nodding as james talks)


(cut to matt in the doorway shuffling through his new pony deck barely paying attation)
Matt:Keep what a secret?


everyone: nothing, nothing, nothing at all.. etc etc


Matt:a huh, what are you guys watching?


genreal efort to cover up screen


Graham: ah nothing just ..umm Porn.
Alex: yeah porn!
Kathleen: dirty dirty porn.


Matt: agian..? (walks away shaking his head and shuffling though his deck)

everyone looks vastly releaved



roll cerdits

stinger


(graham checking forum well humming the mlp theme)
graham: oh James.. even as a pony your still the cop,(scrolls some more Shutters in horror and looks in shock) Ok. theese aren't fun anymore. (gets up and walks away) cut to the monitor showing the creepy dragon art inthe forum.


fin.

[Avistew]

Nice. They kept a lot of it, but I enjoyed their changes too. I figure some where due to not having the people around.

[DeltaStrata]

So, was Jer's "I thinke it might be a death threat" an ad-lib, or a straight-up script modification?

[Graham]

So, was Jer's "I thinke it might be a death threat" an ad-lib, or a straight-up script modification?

That was scripted. Jer's Ulysses quip was something he came up with on set.

[DaMage]

It's been a while since I laughed this hard at a video.....some really great lines in there.

I wonder if any of the crew have now secretly gone and watched a few episodes....

[Geoff_B]

There should be a disclaimer: "No episodes were watched during the making of this video" (if that's true of course)

[Lord Hosk]

It's been a while since I laughed this hard at a video.....some really great lines in there.

I wonder if any of the crew have now secretly gone and watched a few episodes....

No, they were watching porn, Dirty dirty filthy porn! RESEARCH PORN!

[Digital Dolphin]

I choose to believe that every time a member of LRR refers to FNM, they are talking about "Friendship 'n' Magic"

[KyrieEleison]

So I did some "further research," and I watched the first five or so episodes. I'm with cH!Kathleen: I didn't hate that. I'm probably not the world's next pega-sis (doesn't look that good typed out either), but it's all right.

[Featherweight]

goddamn magic bears!



ok so the only two I have named are Bearity and Rainbow Slash you guys can help hive mind the rest if you care to.

Curret leaders for the other's names
-Twi-bite sparkle
-Fluttursa-shy
-Pinkie Die
-Grapplejack

[Matt]

Twi-bite sparkle, Fluttursa-shy.

-m

[plummeting_sloth]

But is there a bear equivalent to a unicorn? Some strange bear chimera? Nar-bear-wal?

[Featherweight]

But is there a bear equivalent to a unicorn? Some strange bear chimera? Nar-bear-wal?

unibears are just a thing now. Deal with it.
(same goes for the bearasus)

[KyrieEleison]

Pinkie Die. (I'm guessing those are skulls...)

[danm36]

Applerip? Appleslash? (Shipping not intended)

[Leaf]

It cant be apple-slash cos it's too similar to rainbow-slash, can't have two slash-es in there. One could do Apple-smack but I don't really see a bear smacking anyone, let alone with an apple...

[Master Gunner]

Apples can be quite painful if they hit your head at high speed.

[danm36]

Loading time just confirmed that this internet video was indeed fiction and not some hilarious reality that I wish to be a part of...bar the dragon projectile vomit.

Also, Grapplejack

[Alahmnat]

There are no words to describe how funny that is...

Okay, maybe there are, I'm just lazy .

And yes, Derpy is best pony. Followed by Twilight. Come at me, Matt.

[Avistew]

So it went from Mauling is Magic to Friendship is Mauling? That somehow reminds me of "sharing is caring". I can't tell you why.

I like it but unicorns and Pegasuses (I swear my spellcheck says it's the right word) are actually part of culture, the bear equivalents aren't. So I would probably go with something else. Like the Pegasuses could be owlbears or something?