The Story of Beej

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The Story of Beej

Postby Kathleen » 16 Sep 2013, 11:01

He is more meme than man, but we have the technology.
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Postby Jamfalcon » 16 Sep 2013, 11:26

10/10 would watch again. Shut up and take my money... uhh... my laughters, let me show them to you...

That's not as easy as it looks. Anyway, great episode! You've been been on a roll these last few months.
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby thatlaurachick » 16 Sep 2013, 11:29

I honestly thought this was a fan script until the credits. Now Beej is meme-free, and it's cannon?
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby AlexanderDitto » 16 Sep 2013, 12:30

Wow. Wow. Holy shit you guys that was amazing.

Funny and poignant. But mostly funny. A breakout performance by Beej. I expect he will earn no less than an Oscar for this.
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Lurkon » 16 Sep 2013, 12:41

Nope, Beej Testa.
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby JackSlack » 16 Sep 2013, 13:17

Wait. So, in the cHustleverse, that is Cam's actual job?
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Postby korvys » 16 Sep 2013, 13:59

Wow, you guys have been hitting it out of the park lately, this was great!
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Foxmar » 16 Sep 2013, 14:17

Love it! The opening with Beej in every role was amazing!
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Postby Master Gunner » 16 Sep 2013, 14:20

JackSlack wrote:Wait. So, in the cHustleverse, that is Cam's actual job?

It's one of many. He's actually the cHustle equivalent of Henry from Eureka, but likes to keep it quiet. Need to stop by City Hall to get some permits? It will be Cam denying you because you filled out form 127-A instead of 127-B. Need a real estate agent? Cam will be happy to tell you every little thing about how your house will never sell. Show up at the Doctor's office on the right day, it'll be Cam asking you to turn your head and cough. Opening a restaurant? Not after Health Inspector Cam is through with you. Patent Office? Cam. Tech support? Cam. Sex line? I'll be back in 10.
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Postby Can't Wear Hats » 16 Sep 2013, 15:40

Cool story bro!
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 16 Sep 2013, 15:52

Ohhhhhh man, this was so good. The opening credits, the continuity creeping back into Hustle, the... the BEEJ. The man's practically a meme all by himself.

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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Grescheks » 16 Sep 2013, 16:08

Great vid, but I think you forgot to credit Heather...
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Graham » 16 Sep 2013, 16:36

DAMMIT.

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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Lurkon » 16 Sep 2013, 17:10

Who does the interview question asking Cam about his opinion as a psychologist?
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Kapol » 16 Sep 2013, 17:23

Lurkon wrote:Who does the interview question asking Cam about his opinion as a psychologist?


It sounded like Jer to me.
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Jimor » 16 Sep 2013, 17:50

I thought the opening sequence was cute until Beej did Graham's head tilt. Then I lost it.
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Can't Wear Hats » 16 Sep 2013, 18:10

Kapol wrote:
Lurkon wrote:Who does the interview question asking Cam about his opinion as a psychologist?


It sounded like Jer to me.


I dunno, it sounded more like Beej to me, but then after that opening I guess everyone is Beej anyway.

Curveball answer: It was Takahata, who we saw walking past Beej earlier in the video.
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Bergie » 16 Sep 2013, 18:51

Liked the video, and it really shows how evil the cH LRR crew really i, especially Paul who just brushed off the morality about destroying Beej's life.
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Duckay » 16 Sep 2013, 19:14

Master Gunner wrote:
JackSlack wrote:Wait. So, in the cHustleverse, that is Cam's actual job?

It's one of many. He's actually the cHustle equivalent of Henry from Eureka, but likes to keep it quiet. Need to stop by City Hall to get some permits? It will be Cam denying you because you filled out form 127-A instead of 127-B. Need a real estate agent? Cam will be happy to tell you every little thing about how your house will never sell. Show up at the Doctor's office on the right day, it'll be Cam asking you to turn your head and cough. Opening a restaurant? Not after Health Inspector Cam is through with you. Patent Office? Cam. Tech support? Cam. Sex line? I'll be back in 10.


I was more thinking that... no, it's not Cam's job. He was just dicking around and managed to yield some results.

Maybe that's the distinguishing feature between Cam and Paul. Both do science, Cam is more helpful.
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Graham » 16 Sep 2013, 20:01

Can't Wear Hats wrote:
Kapol wrote:
Lurkon wrote:Who does the interview question asking Cam about his opinion as a psychologist?
Curveball answer: It was Takahata, who we saw walking past Beej earlier in the video.
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Geoff_B » 16 Sep 2013, 23:02

Am I the only one who now wants to see a puppet video? :D
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby JayBlanc » 16 Sep 2013, 23:35

I thought it needed more Beej. 20% more.
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Hepheastus » 17 Sep 2013, 04:24

I found beej's 'arc' to be one of the funiest things in cH ever :D
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Drecon » 17 Sep 2013, 04:32

cH Paul is the most awesome person ever. Just saiyan :)
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Re: The Story of Beej

Postby Hepheastus » 17 Sep 2013, 05:55

I miss Mr Ballsmatron...and luckily enough he missed me :D

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