Assassin's Creed 2
Assassin's Creed 2
Our heroes find themselves trapped in the body of a time-traveler.
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Loved the Quantum leap reference part way through, that definitely made my day!
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Spaceballs reference was very nice. As was the rest of it.... it's getting hard to come up with useful things to say for these, other than "lol"
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^^What she said.^^
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Paul's H2G2 reference was win.
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Did anyone else notice the blood on her shirt disappeared?
Some good jokes. Keep it up.
Some good jokes. Keep it up.
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God fucking damn Lucy's mouth scares the Hell out of me.
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Lucy's mouth definitely seems to be a free-standing sentient being. I kept expecting it to leap off of her face and attack us. And I couldn't stop laughing at the "spingi" (sp?) sequence. "I hope the bank was nice." I was surprised about no "enimas/animus" jokes. Also Graham's "gng" sound after we were attacked with concept art. Oh, I give up. LOL-fest as stated above.
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Is that EVER not useful?
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That lab escape gameplay is really dull. I know they're trying to have a larger picture through the series, but I'd be perfectly happy with a "free climbing and stabbing people in history" game.
Also, I loved Paul's comment on the switch from Italian to heavily accented English. It's like we didn't have our babblefish in for the first few lines.
Also, I loved Paul's comment on the switch from Italian to heavily accented English. It's like we didn't have our babblefish in for the first few lines.
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I just realized that Assassin's Creed is all about the shocker.
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It's a shame she's got such a strange mouth in this game, because Kristin Bell is so frigging beautiful. I could just get lost in those ears...
Oh, yeah, I guess I liked it, bla bla bla
Oh, yeah, I guess I liked it, bla bla bla
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Very funny episode.
Did somebody hit Lucy in the face with a frying pan between games? It's pretty scary.
But hey, we just got to witness the birth of the first wireless baby--well, umbilical cordless, anyway
Did somebody hit Lucy in the face with a frying pan between games? It's pretty scary.
But hey, we just got to witness the birth of the first wireless baby--well, umbilical cordless, anyway
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Was that the Third Person Version of the Fallout 3 opening?
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Great video!
My favourite part was Paul's bit when he said "Could you repeat that in Italian, which is the language we're supposed to be speaking?"
My favourite part was Paul's bit when he said "Could you repeat that in Italian, which is the language we're supposed to be speaking?"
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King Kool wrote:I could just get lost in those ears...
I...
...What?
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Arius wrote:I just realized that Assassin's Creed is all about the shocker.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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"ok, what button do we push to get the baby to assassinate his dad" and the quantum leap reference, absolutely hilarious
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I love the way the designers attempted to tart Lucy up between games.
"Hmm...girl's don't wear lab coats!
And put way more makeup on...much better."
"Hmm...girl's don't wear lab coats!
And put way more makeup on...much better."
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Make up doesn't make your mouth big enough to fit a bowling ball.
I get the feeling she was giving herself ad hoc plastic surgery and that's where all the blood came from.
Or she's dating the Hulk.
I get the feeling she was giving herself ad hoc plastic surgery and that's where all the blood came from.
Or she's dating the Hulk.
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