Assassin's Creed 2

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Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Matt » 08 Feb 2010, 09:27

Our heroes find themselves trapped in the body of a time-traveler.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... ns-Creed-2

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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Myrph » 08 Feb 2010, 09:31

Loved the Quantum leap reference part way through, that definitely made my day!
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 08 Feb 2010, 09:45

Spaceballs reference was very nice. As was the rest of it.... it's getting hard to come up with useful things to say for these, other than "lol"
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Master Gunner » 08 Feb 2010, 09:46

^^What she said.^^
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby thunderkatz » 08 Feb 2010, 13:37

Paul's H2G2 reference was win.
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Tiger1313 » 08 Feb 2010, 16:28

Did anyone else notice the blood on her shirt disappeared?

Some good jokes. Keep it up.
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Nevrmore » 08 Feb 2010, 17:54

God fucking damn Lucy's mouth scares the Hell out of me.
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Mr. Kitka » 08 Feb 2010, 18:10

Lucy's mouth definitely seems to be a free-standing sentient being. I kept expecting it to leap off of her face and attack us. And I couldn't stop laughing at the "spingi" (sp?) sequence. "I hope the bank was nice." I was surprised about no "enimas/animus" jokes. Also Graham's "gng" sound after we were attacked with concept art. Oh, I give up. LOL-fest as stated above.
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Penthesilea180 » 08 Feb 2010, 20:07

That lab escape gameplay is really dull. I know they're trying to have a larger picture through the series, but I'd be perfectly happy with a "free climbing and stabbing people in history" game.
Also, I loved Paul's comment on the switch from Italian to heavily accented English. It's like we didn't have our babblefish in for the first few lines.
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Arius » 08 Feb 2010, 20:42

I just realized that Assassin's Creed is all about the shocker.
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby King Kool » 08 Feb 2010, 21:19

It's a shame she's got such a strange mouth in this game, because Kristin Bell is so frigging beautiful. I could just get lost in those ears...

Oh, yeah, I guess I liked it, bla bla bla
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Timelady » 08 Feb 2010, 21:49

Very funny episode.

Did somebody hit Lucy in the face with a frying pan between games? It's pretty scary.

But hey, we just got to witness the birth of the first wireless baby--well, umbilical cordless, anyway :D
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby AlexanderDitto » 09 Feb 2010, 04:18

Molto bene! Delicioso! Gratzi! Cannelloni! Tortellini!
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Machalllewis » 09 Feb 2010, 04:20

Was that the Third Person Version of the Fallout 3 opening?
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby wartjr2373 » 09 Feb 2010, 05:28

Great video!

My favourite part was Paul's bit when he said "Could you repeat that in Italian, which is the language we're supposed to be speaking?"
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Nevrmore » 09 Feb 2010, 16:30

King Kool wrote:I could just get lost in those ears...

I...

...What?
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Mister Fiend » 09 Feb 2010, 23:04

Arius wrote:I just realized that Assassin's Creed is all about the shocker.


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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby badgerman12 » 10 Feb 2010, 08:11

lucy's mouth looks like the joker
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby xpk3 » 10 Feb 2010, 17:51

"ok, what button do we push to get the baby to assassinate his dad" and the quantum leap reference, absolutely hilarious
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Theremin » 11 Feb 2010, 06:17

I love the way the designers attempted to tart Lucy up between games.

"Hmm...girl's don't wear lab coats!
And put way more makeup on...much better."
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Re: Assassin's Creed 2

Postby Arius » 12 Feb 2010, 08:02

Make up doesn't make your mouth big enough to fit a bowling ball.

I get the feeling she was giving herself ad hoc plastic surgery and that's where all the blood came from.

Or she's dating the Hulk.
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