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Space Marine

Postby Paul » 10 Oct 2011, 12:16

To quote the only piece of Ork dialogue in the game, "Spacemarine!"
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Flewellyn » 10 Oct 2011, 22:59

Needs moar dakka.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Geoff_B » 11 Oct 2011, 00:23

SPEHSS MAHREENS! FOR TEH EMPRAAAAH!
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Garfman » 12 Oct 2011, 16:47

Hey, for some reason, this video isn't playing for me. The image will load, the Slim Jim ad will play, and then the little circle just sits there spinning. And spinning. And spinning.

Just FYI
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Flewellyn » 14 Oct 2011, 17:46

While we're on the subject, I'm just gonna leave this here...

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Re: Space Marine

Postby Geoff_B » 15 Oct 2011, 02:24

^ = awesome :D
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Stinkychops » 15 Oct 2011, 04:47

Worth buying?
I'm kind of a big deal.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Graham » 15 Oct 2011, 10:54

Depends what your tolerance for mindless Ork-punching is. I really enjoy it, but there's not much beyond combat. It's fun combat though!
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Geoff_B » 15 Oct 2011, 12:46

Graham wrote:Depends what your tolerance for mindless Ork-punching is. I really enjoy it, but there's not much beyond combat. It's fun combat though!


I agree. The story is paper-thin and predictable, but if you like the setting and you like full on visceral combat it's brilliant. Just a pity it's so linear - you just basically run down one very long corridor that goes inside and outside.

Other than that it's a very satisfying stress reliever.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby empath » 15 Oct 2011, 14:09

Hey now, don't sell the level design short! Sometimes there's corners and TURNS in that corridor! :shock: And every now and again, *stairs* and *RAMPS* (and grim and dark ramps, no less ;) ) are thrown in your path. Image

Yeah, it's quite basic and almost primal in its entertainment value; if that can appeal to you, it's definitely delivers its money's worth.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby SPACExJUMPxJOSH » 15 Oct 2011, 14:18

it looks ok, nothing new but fun mabey, I am gunna wait till I see it for like a fiver in some pr owned sin bin :P
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Geoff_B » 15 Oct 2011, 14:47

1. Find a Jump Pack.
2. Find a Thunder Hammer.
3. Find Enemies.
4. Profit.

(yes I know the ?? step is missing)

Pity the campaign was so short though.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby empath » 16 Oct 2011, 06:01

Well, that's the trick, isn't it? Relic worked out an algorithm that excises the ??? step, and brings the completed fun right to you. :)
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Smeghead » 24 Oct 2011, 10:55

Garfman wrote:Hey, for some reason, this video isn't playing for me. The image will load, the Slim Jim ad will play, and then the little circle just sits there spinning. And spinning. And spinning.

Just FYI


Same. All other episodes work (as far as I know) but this video won't load. It loads the add before it, but not the video it self

Was there something different in the video format or something?
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Stinkychops » 01 Nov 2011, 05:06

Paul wrote:To quote the only piece of Ork dialogue in the game, "Spacemarine!"

Thanks for replying to my question directly... in case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!

You're obviously ungrateful for all the ads I pretend I don't block.

Way to spit in the face of your entire fanbase!

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Re: Space Marine

Postby Graham » 01 Nov 2011, 14:22

WTF, dude.
I don't care about your sarcasm or our ads, I was answering what looked like a legit question.

Just go away if that's how you're going to act.

And quote the right person next time.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Flewellyn » 01 Nov 2011, 17:18

Did he just get all erstwhile at you for answering his question?

Sheesh. Some people's children.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Nirvana » 01 Nov 2011, 17:33

Flewellyn wrote:Did he just get all erstwhile at you for answering his question?

Sheesh. Some people's children.


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Re: Space Marine

Postby Stinkychops » 02 Nov 2011, 07:51

Graham wrote:WTF, dude.
I don't care about your sarcasm or our ads, I was answering what looked like a legit question.

Just go away if that's how you're going to act.

And quote the right person next time.

I was talking to Paul.

Butt out!

I don't care for your response to my question, I asked Paul!


Flewellyn wrote:Did he just get all erstwhile at you for answering his question?

Sheesh. Some people's children.


Tell me about it. didn't their mother's ever teach them to mind their own business or spot blatant jokes?
I'm kind of a big deal.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Graham » 02 Nov 2011, 11:54

Well, Paul barely reads posts on the forums and hasn't played the game so you get what you get.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby kodra » 02 Nov 2011, 19:19

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Re: Space Marine

Postby Ahlir » 02 Nov 2011, 19:40

I personally think Stinkychops should be warned about all the rabid Paul fans out there, and to back down.
Also I get Trolls and all that, but actively attacking the person who runs the website, doesn't make sense.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Elomin Sha » 03 Nov 2011, 01:12

Just ignore him. He's just a self inflated egotistical twerp with a superiority and holier than now, feigning humility complex.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Ahlir » 03 Nov 2011, 01:15

Yeah I have been clued into the situation.
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Re: Space Marine

Postby Stinkychops » 03 Nov 2011, 03:39

Trixy wrote:I personally think Stinkychops should be warned about all the rabid Paul fans out there, and to back down.
Also I get Trolls and all that, but actively attacking the person who runs the website, doesn't make sense.

I love your attitude.

I make an obviously sarcastic attack on Paul for not responding to me (I even put a crying smiley face hoping it might clue you guys in) and all of a sudden I deserve a warning lol.

How am I trolling? 'Trolling' seems to be the go to term for "I don't like you". Be more upfront with your disdain. Insincerity is painful.
Elomin Sha wrote:Just ignore him. He's just a self inflated egotistical twerp with a superiority and holier than now, feigning humility complex.

"Holier than now"
Misuse of comma (once missing, once inappropriate)
Good thing I didn't buy your book.

I notice that whenever I irritate people on the net they suddenly become Freud and try to psychoanalyse me.

Is your analysis correct? Not at all. The userbase here seems to have this idea that to criticise or poke fun at something you have to be fucking awesome. Hell even Kathleen suggested this. Its a laughable notion and makes you look like an idiot.

Go outside and stop taking the internet so seriously.

Here I was thinking you were one of the few reasonable people here.
I'm kind of a big deal.

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