White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

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White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

Postby Matt » 18 Jun 2012, 08:58

The most confusing kingdom in RPG history continues to make less sense than before.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/5945-White-Knight-Chronicles-II-Part-1

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Re: White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

Postby Geoff_B » 18 Jun 2012, 10:01

When all else fails and your design team goes on holiday, Palette Swapping is there to save the day! :D It's great, when one side is losing you can quickly apply a coat of dye and hey presto! You're not losing anymore :D
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Re: White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

Postby Lord Hosk » 18 Jun 2012, 12:14

Next time I play warhammer im equipping my guys with paint brushes. "dont attack us, we are both blue!, go get the YELLOW GUYS!"
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Re: White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

Postby WAYF » 18 Jun 2012, 14:02

"Dear Mythbusters..."

Superb funniness:words ratio. Best Unskippable joke in a long time. :D
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Re: White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

Postby CaptainSpam » 18 Jun 2012, 15:27

I think the identical uniforms and tower HQ thingamabobs of each side is, in fact, part of their respective strategies. I mean, all it'd take is for one saboteur to mess with the other army's compasses at night in the middle of a cross-country march, and suddenly they'll be heading back home and attacking their own base and they'd never figure it out! Hilarity!
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Re: White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

Postby Nirvana » 18 Jun 2012, 19:33

I wish that instead of having a lame "You pressed the start button!" trophy, that they would alter it slightly to give you the trophy only if you complete the cut scene.

So that way they would be actively punishing anyone who skipped their hard, hard work! And the hardcore players would only find out they missed out on it after they started the game! ITS BRILLIANTLY EVIL! :twisted:
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Re: White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

Postby Vigafre » 18 Jun 2012, 22:05

Then again:

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Re: White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

Postby Geoff_B » 18 Jun 2012, 23:19

Yeah but other games give you trophies for watching the cutscene! It's so last year!
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Re: White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

Postby tamaness » 18 Jun 2012, 23:42

There should be a cheevo for watching all of the skippable cutscenes in a game, including the little interstitials that don't add anything.

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