E3 2013 Trailers

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E3 2013 Trailers

Postby Kathleen » 17 Jun 2013, 11:15

Graham and Paul give us the a brief tour of what was shown at this E3.
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby Terminus » 17 Jun 2013, 12:26

If Granny offers you cookies... No.
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby Bebop Man » 17 Jun 2013, 12:43

I'm going to guess Wolfenstein is that "one" game?
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby Terminus » 17 Jun 2013, 12:51

Haunted would be my guess.
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby Lurkon » 17 Jun 2013, 13:23

So, "Uh-oh" at Square Enix pinging in was absolutely perfect. I nearly lost it which would have been bad as I was at work.
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby Bebop Man » 17 Jun 2013, 13:27

The thing is the Haunted trailer didn't actually show any gameplay. I have no reason to prefer it over anything. It's just another pretty Square Enix cutscene.
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby Graham » 17 Jun 2013, 14:45

Murdered looks pretty cool to me. There is a gameplay trailer out as well.
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby Bebop Man » 17 Jun 2013, 15:17

Ooooh, that would explain the Quantum Conundrum reference :P
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby CaptainSpam » 17 Jun 2013, 16:41

Lurkon wrote:So, "Uh-oh" at Square Enix pinging in was absolutely perfect. I nearly lost it which would have been bad as I was at work.



Same here. They started off with all the logical/historical inconsistencies of the world presented in Wolfenstein, which was good enough, but then I had to pause at the "Uh oh" until I stopped laughing. Well-played, Mr. Stark. Well-played.
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby empath » 18 Jun 2013, 11:24

1) So apparently ZeniMax Media acting as the 'publisher' element to free Bethesda Softworks to focus on actual game development isn't part of Mr. Lynda Carter's business plan anymore? :)
(Yeah, yeah, I know about BGS vs. BS & ZMM holding the one-ring to bind them...and iD, and Arkane, and ad nauseam)

And throwing game footage at me in a series of cuts so fast that it should have an epilepsy warning kinda makes me less confident than if you hadn't shown any game footage at all. :P



2) Oh my GOD.

Squenix! If you're gonna have your voice actors directed to be all dark and gritty...wtf is with the 'nyan cat-remix' soundtrack?!? :lol:



3) Hmmmm...
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby thatlaurachick » 18 Jun 2013, 11:35

Well, this was certainly more entertaining than watching them during E3.
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby empath » 18 Jun 2013, 12:45

Oh, SNAP, Square! :D


See, Laura, obviously what we need to do is hang with Graham & Paul whenever we're about to check out any new trailers. ;)
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby Bebop Man » 18 Jun 2013, 17:17

I predict a phone app that will allow you to watch videogame cutscenes with Graham & Paul commentary on top. People will stop skipping them entirely!
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Re: E3 2013 Trailers

Postby empath » 18 Jun 2013, 18:38

Bebop Man wrote:I predict a phone app that will allow you to watch videogame cutscenes with Graham & Paul commentary on top. People will stop skipping them entirely!


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