Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Kathleen » 26 Aug 2013, 08:42

E3 would definitely be more entertaining if it was like this game.
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Bebop Man » 26 Aug 2013, 08:56

I suspect Microsoft is trying to overcompensate for something. I wonder what?

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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby the amativeness » 26 Aug 2013, 09:03

Point of order: Neptune is supposed to be Sega. I mean, the Sega Neptune was a thing. Also, she refers to a... sister? as "NepGear" (Game Gear).

Also, SEQUEL PLZ.
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Bebop Man » 26 Aug 2013, 09:11

If that indeed is SEGA, why is it not a zombie?
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby kade_zero » 26 Aug 2013, 09:42

I think we can handle a part 2. All those episodes with the Atelier games have prepared us for this.
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby ElFuzzy » 26 Aug 2013, 09:51

I said it on the escapist and I'll say it here, it's titled part one. There must be a part two
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Clypheous » 26 Aug 2013, 10:25

Is this a thing? Having random dialogue just scroll past a still anime picture of five randomly dressed anime girls? How does that count as a game, or really anything?

It sounds like the producers of this video spent all their animation budget on the first bit, then just did a Google search for anime, stuck it into their video and put text against it.

Although, terrible cut scenes do make for very entertaining Unskippables...
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Bebop Man » 26 Aug 2013, 10:30

Much like the Atelier series, I'm once more baffled by what the hell gameplay might look like in this thing.
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Foxmar » 26 Aug 2013, 11:13

I think Part 2 is a must. Also what is the gameplay like?
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby EikoandMog » 26 Aug 2013, 12:31

I'm a fan of Atelier games. I think I can handle 5 minutes of dialogue. I trust Graham and Paul to make it entertaining. Hell, they made the opening of Eternal Sonata entertaining.
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Lurkon » 26 Aug 2013, 13:10

DO IT!
Do a Pivot Table!

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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Pimpin J » 26 Aug 2013, 13:18

My vote is for y'all to do a part 2!

The fans have spoken we want y'all to be tortured watching the same picture for 5 minutes.
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Ptangmatik » 26 Aug 2013, 13:26

Do a part 2 if you can think of cool, funny things to say. Call me crazy, but that's the sort of rule of thumb I'd stick to. You guys generally come up trumps.

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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Koyote042 » 26 Aug 2013, 14:26

Being that it's the point of Unskippable, to do these god forsakenly aweful opening cutscenes, and since you DID put a part 1 after the title, fully intending on doing a part 2, legally you are obligated both contractually and morally to do a part 2. This bit of advice was brought to you by Angry Black Man Legal Aids. Losing cases since 1976. (tm)

Now having said all that, and after my "wtf aftershock", I am curiously interested the part 2 to all of this. I mean What The Fuck... And if the Xbox's tits got any bigger, they would of had their own game. (and probably do!)
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby ecks » 26 Aug 2013, 14:40

You mock, but surely some kind of a trophy is deserved for starting this game.
Also, vote yes on part 2.
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby demi_person » 26 Aug 2013, 14:41

That was so crazy, how could we not want more?
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby DarkMorford » 26 Aug 2013, 17:20

It's an RPG series, as far as I can tell, and it has an anime currently airing in Japan.

I'm actually thinking about picking up one of the games in the series. I mean, a JRPG that pokes fun at the console wars? Why not?
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Bebop Man » 26 Aug 2013, 18:27

I think Graham and Paul are at their best when they come across these things. I hope they do a part 2.
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby korvys » 26 Aug 2013, 18:52

Ok, I would watch a part 2, but given that we aren't getting part 2, and another Unskippable, are we willing to give up whatever game they would be doing instead?
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby ElFuzzy » 26 Aug 2013, 19:29

Okay here's a question, would it be WORSE than Zoids?
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Graham » 26 Aug 2013, 21:25

No, it's not THAT bad.
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Grickles » 26 Aug 2013, 23:05

At this point I'm fairly sure Japan is just young school girls with unreasonably large breasts, their buildings too.
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Drecon » 26 Aug 2013, 23:28

Oh my god, how is that green outfit supposed to keep those boobs together? It is barely touching them.... let alone cover...
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby Hepheastus » 27 Aug 2013, 00:15

I find it troubling that my brand loyalty to Sony is so prevalent that even when it's an anthropomorphic avatar parodying the Playstation i'm still rooting for it to beat all the others...I...I think i have a problem, I might be addicted to Sony. I think I have a problem guys :|
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Re: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

Postby viscomica » 27 Aug 2013, 07:02

I agree with Graham about the sweatpants. Those girls clearly aren't dressed for gaming.... (?) Oh, yes, please, I want a part 2!

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