Unskippable: Haze

[Emperor Gum]

I haven't watched it yet, I just wanted to make the thread this week!

[Elomin Sha]

That's what I do.

[Mad Madam Mimm]

I watched and found it very funny, as per usual. I can't really think of anything to say... so...




BOOSH!

[iamafish]

i actually wanted to pull a gun and shoot those overenthusiastic pricks. so a completely accurate representation of the US military

[Lyinginbedmon]

Ah, drug-fed hyperactive soldiers. Is there any sense to be had with you?

[Cybren]

i actually wanted to pull a gun and shoot those overenthusiastic pricks. so a completely accurate representation of the US military

This is how fights start

[Interruptor Jones]

Did you just order breakfast in this rap song?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/rapsong.html

(If this is the reference you were making, then I love you forever.)

[Kaseladen]

I was born to a world of war...craft. BOOSH!

[goat]

.....


BOOSH!

[Jillers]

Was anyone else reminded of the soldiers from Starship Troopers?

...boosh.

[Master Gunner]

BOOSH!

[theDreamer]

...We're all going so say boosh, forever, now, aren't we?

BOOSH.

Court martial, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[VanSlick]

I wonder why there isn't a dedicated thread for Unskippable by now, considering that it occurs as frequently as the videos on the site do.

Seems that it would make sense to be separated out.

That being said, the Haze review was great and made more sense than the actual opening cutscene for that game.

BOOSH!

[Kaseladen]

I wonder why there isn't a dedicated thread for Unskippable by now, considering that it occurs as frequently as the videos on the site do.

Seems that it would make sense to be separated out.

That being said, the Haze review was great and made more sense than the actual opening cutscene for that game.

BOOSH!

It made me realize I never want to play Haze ever.

...BOOSH

[Shaun832]

3... 2... 1... BOOSH!

[Genghis Ares]

Great unskippable this week.

Are you not high soldier!

[AlexanderDitto]

Thank you, Graham and Paul, for taking what would have probably been the worst, most painful cutscene ever, and making it absolutely hilarious.

I would honestly just return the game right there, five minutes into the opening cutscene.

More unpaired electrons than ever before! XD

Ubisoft? PRESENT.

BUT WHAT IF SOMEBODY HAS TO OBSERVE SOMEBODY?!

DID YOU JUST ORDER BREAKFAST IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS CUTSCENE?!

[Master Gunner]

Hmmm, I think they don't wear helmets in order to reduce head injuries.

[Kaseladen]

Hmmm, I think they don't wear helmets in order to reduce head injuries.

So is that just a fuck you to the guys wearing the helmets then?

I'm picturing it as a guy talking about how you're safer without a seatbelt than with one.

"You wouldn't catch me in those stupid helmets. Damned things take more lives than they save"

[Nevrmore]

I'm picturing it as a guy talking about how you're safer without a seatbelt than with one.

"That's airbags."

"Oh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

*Bender goes flying out the windshield*

[Alja-Markir]

The Babylon 5 reference was great timing. And it made me hum the theme to myself.

Exxxxxcellent.

~Alja~

[Sable]

You know, when I saw this game at PAX back in the dawn of time (2007), I had such high hopes. It was a really cool concept and could have told a neat story.

Instead, we got this.

Boosh.

[Zed Alpha]

Reminds me of that bit in Farscape when Chrichton stole the drug-injecting-gauntlet.

"Wooh! I feel...Good I mean, really good! Kinda....woozy...room..spinning...wooh!"

[Gobukiller]

God, now I wanna watch Liars, Guns, and Money

[Hakaryu]

This game had so much potential, and then they wasted that potential.