Some "News"

[esselbee]

http://www.nbc15.com/content/news/MPD-W ... 45683.html

Woman steals liquor bottles from apartment. They were filled with colored water and used for decoration.

[RoboNixon]

Another Florida Man Darwin Award story. I actually live in the next town over. Man steals knife and impales self while fleeing cops. *face palms*
http://www.wcsh6.com/mb/news/shopliftin ... /437720341

[Wooglie]

Muse use the same stock footage as feed dump:
https://youtu.be/ZVG1sar0C5U

[RoboNixon]

A Feed Dump follow up on the man who robbed a bank to avoid his wife. Charged with 6 months of house arrest! Oh the delicious irony >:)

http://kfor.com/2017/06/14/kansas-husba ... nfinement/

[RedHelveticaCake]

Preserved human toe used in 'Sourtoe Cocktail' stolen from bar http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/nort ... -1.4168541

[Tacky_Yellow]

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/ ... /536753498

A North Carolina man has been arrested after police say he kidnapped a family at gunpoint and forced them to take him shopping.

A guy kidnapping a family of 4 and making them drive him to a convenience store and subsequently a Target (department store) seems about feed dump worthy.

[Wooglie]

Man dies after trying to stop bullet with a book, trying to get famous on youtube.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40438207

[RoboNixon]

Why do I keep finding these Florida stories? Florida man sits on gun, shoots off his dick: http://www.wtxl.com/news/florida-man-si ... 3787a.html

[misfittastic]

here is a news article of my friend and ex boss Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow (no seriously thats his legal name) inserting a RFID chip into his hand so he doesnt need to have a card to tap on to buses.

[url]http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-28/opal-card-meow-meow-implant-could-be-deactivated-by-authorities/8658986
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[Motosuwa]

Well I love Feed Dump. I wondered what it'd be like to bring back a classic Graham & Adam combo. How about an Adam & Morgan Feed Dump... because... The DUTCH! AGAIN!!!!! More Jer & Alex, and lots of Andy & Jer. We can has? What do you all think?

[DPO]

'Death Wish' coffee recalled because it turns out it can kill people:

http://www.miamiherald.com/living/food- ... 89686.html

[ryuhimora]

Couple gets 65 pounds of marijuana with their order of storage bins:

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-i ... /627653301

[blackwlf]

Man jailed for repeatedly sending strippers to neighbor’s home

http://nypost.com/2017/11/04/man-jailed ... bors-home/

[Wooglie]

Detroit police officers fight each other in undercover op gone wrong
http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-n ... gone-wrong