FD Rejected - Criminals & Lawyers

[Graham]

We clearly shot too much for this episode.

[Vigafre]

You didn't shoot enough.

[Duckay]

Is refusing to remove a genital piercing traditionally something you can be red carded for? Because I would have thought that the worse offense was exposing your genitals to the ref, but maybe this is why I don't referee soccer.

[Nanosauromo]

Sadly, The Justice Paradox is not an old Doctor Who episode featuring the Sontarans. Yes, I looked up. Stop judging me.

[JackSlack]

Y'know, that button really was always too close to the reading light button. This seems a good move, overall.

As an aside, on the 11th of May 2011 (so not that far behind us either) a 200 year old book, "The History of England, Volume 1" was returned back to its home library, with all due late fees waived. But, so what? Stuff like this surely has to happen every so often.

That library in question? Camden, Maine.

So apparently, libraries in places named Camden have serious problems with this.

[Yaxley]

I hear that someone tried to return a book a hundred years overdue to a library in Camden, New Jersey. They waived the late fees and just shot the person instead.

[Geoff_B]

If Cave Johnson had been in charge of the research into button proximity on a plane he would have invented some awesome and unnecessary physics-altering device to measure the distance between the two. And thus would be born aeroplanes that can travel through hyperspace to make the buttons the correct distance apart (similar to how concorde lengthened when it broke the sound barrier - but you didn't need me to tell you that)

[Valliac]

Just douse the plane in acceleration liquid. I'm sure you'll get to where you're going before it eats through the hull.

[Geoff_B]

nah you can't use something you already have. it's not aperture science unless you've spent billions of dollars and broken every law of physics along the way just to sharpen a pencil!

[JackSlack]

nah you can't use something you already have. it's not aperture science unless you've spent billions of dollars and broken every law of physics along the way just to sharpen a pencil!

This is a man who understands the nature of Aperture Science.

[Flewellyn]

nah you can't use something you already have. it's not aperture science unless you've spent billions of dollars and broken every law of physics along the way just to sharpen a pencil!

Sharpening the pencil with combustible lemons!

[Geoff_B]

ahhh i want to ask if there's a video in the idea of huge expensive inventions to do easily performable mundane tasks but i've got a nagging feeling it's bee done before.

either that or it's too close to reality.

[tamaness]

They've tried to frac a natural gas well with a nuke once. Gasbuggy happened just outside of my hometown (Farmington).

The Russians built a dam using nukes.

So yeah, very close to reality. Quite a good video idea, none the less.

[Season's Beatings]

I gotta agree with the red card. A decent knock in that region would cause hella rippage as the chunk of metal got punched loose. That would be horrible to witness on so many levels.