Some "News"

News, with silly hats.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Utilitarian » 24 Dec 2012, 09:45

Phailhammer wrote:I think it's a spambot.

I'm torn between "spambot" and "manual spammer"

There's just enough awareness to know that Feed Dump involves reporting news but not enough to make a truely coherent post.

It has a charming "horse e-books" kind of feel.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Vigafre » 25 Dec 2012, 08:10

Actually, since the title of this thread has news in it, it likely showed up because of that.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby AdmiralMemo » 26 Dec 2012, 05:46

The fireplace is going, so let's open the flues.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Kortanios » 08 Jan 2013, 16:35

"I'm Cyanide, joining me this week is polonium-210..."
- "I'm used by the KGB" *evil smile* (ideal for Alex)
"And snake venom..."
- *other guest strokes a fake snake*
"Now we wait for the poison to diffuse."
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Bergie » 02 Apr 2013, 20:14

Peruse?
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Re: Some "News"

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 03 Apr 2013, 10:48

Because I'm in that sort of mood;

I'm depression, joining me this week are anxiety:
"Something feels... wrong"
And cyclothymia:
"(inane grin) Happy times... (scowl) ...were yesterday"
And we're all feeling the blues.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby LadyRhian » 08 Apr 2013, 07:02

To pick up all these stories, like Conan, we'll need mighty Thews.

We need some fabric, pass me the Charmeuse.

Call me a french singer, we need a Chanteuse.

This word no one can say we underuse.

In France we can say j'accuse!

Let me scrape by while I say just "Scuse!"

And the best part is... they all rhyme with "news" extremely closely.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby DewMan001 » 11 Apr 2013, 03:06

Jamfalcon wrote:Let's all sit on some pews?


For this one, the set up could be "I'm the father, joining me is the son [insert funny thing], and the holy ghost [insert other funny thing]. And now let the mass begin as we all rise from our pews"
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Mums » 11 Apr 2013, 06:08

It's time for a conspiracy that doesn't involve the jews.

Now for some sweet, fatherly abuse.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Mums » 15 Apr 2013, 14:07

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/ap ... k-belieber

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Re: Some "News"

Postby PlasmaCow » 20 May 2013, 14:37

So, in case we ever get treated to any pairing of Morgan with someone that was a Phailhaus regular...

G*: I'm a Dumper and joining me this week is some Phail.
Phailhaus regular: I come from a haus.
G*: And a... thing.
Morgan: Whatever.
G*: And today we jumpcut our views.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby the amativeness » 21 May 2013, 10:14

PlasmaCow wrote:So, in case we ever get treated to any pairing of Morgan with someone that was a Phailhaus regular...

G*: I'm a Dumper and joining me this week is some Phail.
Phailhaus regular: I come from a haus.
G*: And a... thing.
Morgan: Whatever.
G*: And today we jumpcut our views.


lol i love this
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Lysander » 03 Jun 2013, 12:46

Hey check this out. Some guys in a Russian prison camp are using a cat to smuggle in smart-phones. Guards were clued in on the fact when they noticed a package taped onto the aforementioned cat as it was climbing over the prison wall. They have the cat in custody.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/cat-smuggles-cell-phones-into-prison-russia_n_3379023.html?utm_hp_ref=world

There appears to be a similar incident for a prison in Brazil, back at the beginning of January. That one was also carrying drill bits and hacksaw blades.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby MattAn » 03 Jun 2013, 12:48

PlasmaCow wrote:So, in case we ever get treated to any pairing of Morgan with someone that was a Phailhaus regular...

G*: I'm a Dumper and joining me this week is some Phail.
Phailhaus regular: I come from a haus.
G*: And a... thing.
Morgan: Whatever.
G*: And today we jumpcut our views.


...*single tear* It's perfect. FUND IT. Clearly the regular is Adam. Because THE DUTCH. AGAIN?
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Re: Some "News"

Postby DmitriW » 06 Jun 2013, 10:09

I am also entirely behind this idea, but...it already happened.

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Re: Some "News"

Postby Fantazme » 16 Jun 2013, 07:55

Pope mass blesses a bunch of bikers:

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/lifest ... on-riders/
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Re: Some "News"

Postby ZePancakes » 16 Jun 2013, 08:01

Has 'Sinews' been used?
Oh-h-h-h SNAP... Concede.

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Re: Some "News"

Postby Lurkon » 16 Jun 2013, 08:33

ZePancakes wrote:Has 'Sinews' been used?

Added to the wiki.
Here's the page, fyi: [url]wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/Suggested_Feed_Dump_Words[/url]
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Fantazme » 16 Jun 2013, 11:38

Magical 'newses' to use(ses). I know some are repeats, but hey, if they can repeat Ooze...

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Re: Some "News"

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 16 Jun 2013, 11:52

Let us summon Cthulus
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not Image it after all."
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Re: Some "News"

Postby the amativeness » 16 Jun 2013, 19:10

Lurkon wrote:
ZePancakes wrote:Has 'Sinews' been used?

Added to the wiki.
Here's the page, fyi: [url]wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/Suggested_Feed_Dump_Words[/url]


fyi: you need an "http://" at the front of that in order for the URL tags to work.

http://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/Suggested_Feed_Dump_Words
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Lurkon » 16 Jun 2013, 19:38

Derp, I didn't even notice. Should use "preview" more often...
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Tacos_yay » 20 Jul 2013, 14:37

My sister showed me this, I think its the best thing ever.
http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/07/19 ... -squabble/
Just...Just keep reading.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Robo4900 » 01 Jan 2014, 21:04

That was... Kinda funny...

Anyway:
Welcome to Feed Dump, where we're high explosives. I am TNT, joining me this week is Dynamite; [Funny thing] and your little sister. [Funnier thing]
And we're all on a short fuse.

EDIT: Also, if there was an FD with just Graham and Morgan:
Morgan: Hey, and welcome to...
(Gray background with text saying "Whatever" over it)
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Re: Some "News"

Postby clementines » 03 Jan 2014, 18:09

{retracted; sorry.}
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