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Re: Some "News"
Posted: 24 Dec 2012, 09:45
by Utilitarian
Phailhammer wrote:I think it's a spambot.
I'm torn between "spambot" and "manual spammer"
There's just enough awareness to know that Feed Dump involves reporting news but not enough to make a truely coherent post.
It has a charming "horse e-books" kind of feel.
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 25 Dec 2012, 08:10
by Vigafre
Actually, since the title of this thread has news in it, it likely showed up because of that.
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 26 Dec 2012, 05:46
by AdmiralMemo
The fireplace is going, so let's open the flues.
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 08 Jan 2013, 16:35
by Kortanios
"I'm Cyanide, joining me this week is polonium-210..."
- "I'm used by the KGB" *evil smile* (ideal for Alex)
"And snake venom..."
- *other guest strokes a fake snake*
"Now we wait for the poison to diffuse."
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 02 Apr 2013, 20:14
by Bergie
Peruse?
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 03 Apr 2013, 10:48
by My pseudonym is Ix
Because I'm in that sort of mood;
I'm depression, joining me this week are anxiety:
"Something feels... wrong"
And cyclothymia:
"(inane grin) Happy times... (scowl) ...were yesterday"
And we're all feeling the blues.
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 08 Apr 2013, 07:02
by LadyRhian
To pick up all these stories, like Conan, we'll need mighty Thews.
We need some fabric, pass me the Charmeuse.
Call me a french singer, we need a Chanteuse.
This word no one can say we underuse.
In France we can say j'accuse!
Let me scrape by while I say just "Scuse!"
And the best part is... they all rhyme with "news" extremely closely.
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 03:06
by DewMan001
Jamfalcon wrote:Let's all sit on some pews?
For this one, the set up could be "I'm the father, joining me is the son [insert funny thing], and the holy ghost [insert other funny thing]. And now let the mass begin as we all rise from our pews"
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 06:08
by Mums
It's time for a conspiracy that doesn't involve the jews.
Now for some sweet, fatherly abuse.
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 15 Apr 2013, 14:07
by Mums
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 20 May 2013, 14:37
by PlasmaCow
So, in case we ever get treated to any pairing of Morgan with someone that was a Phailhaus regular...
G*: I'm a Dumper and joining me this week is some Phail.
Phailhaus regular: I come from a haus.
G*: And a... thing.
Morgan: Whatever.
G*: And today we jumpcut our views.
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 21 May 2013, 10:14
by the amativeness
PlasmaCow wrote:So, in case we ever get treated to any pairing of Morgan with someone that was a Phailhaus regular...
G*: I'm a Dumper and joining me this week is some Phail.
Phailhaus regular: I come from a haus.
G*: And a... thing.
Morgan: Whatever.
G*: And today we jumpcut our views.
lol i love this
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 12:46
by Lysander
Hey check this out. Some guys in a Russian prison camp are using a cat to smuggle in smart-phones. Guards were clued in on the fact when they noticed a package taped onto the aforementioned cat as it was climbing over the prison wall. They have the cat in custody.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/cat-smuggles-cell-phones-into-prison-russia_n_3379023.html?utm_hp_ref=worldThere appears to be a similar incident for a prison in Brazil, back at the beginning of January. That one was also carrying drill bits and hacksaw blades.
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 12:48
by MattAn
PlasmaCow wrote:So, in case we ever get treated to any pairing of Morgan with someone that was a Phailhaus regular...
G*: I'm a Dumper and joining me this week is some Phail.
Phailhaus regular: I come from a haus.
G*: And a... thing.
Morgan: Whatever.
G*: And today we jumpcut our views.
...*single tear* It's perfect. FUND IT. Clearly the regular is Adam. Because THE DUTCH. AGAIN?
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 06 Jun 2013, 10:09
by DmitriW
I am also entirely behind this idea, but...it already happened.
Feed Dump,
Commentary All Stars
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 16 Jun 2013, 07:55
by Fantazme
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 16 Jun 2013, 08:01
by ZePancakes
Has 'Sinews' been used?
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 16 Jun 2013, 08:33
by Lurkon
ZePancakes wrote:Has 'Sinews' been used?
Added to the wiki.
Here's the page, fyi: [url]wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/Suggested_Feed_Dump_Words[/url]
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 16 Jun 2013, 11:38
by Fantazme
Magical 'newses' to use(ses). I know some are repeats, but hey, if they can repeat Ooze...
"So let's all play some 2/2's!"
"So let's cast some split cards with Fuse!"
"So let's all draft some cubes!"
"And we've been dealt 4 by Flametounge Kavus!"
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 16 Jun 2013, 11:52
by My pseudonym is Ix
Let us summon Cthulus
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 16 Jun 2013, 19:10
by the amativeness
Lurkon wrote:ZePancakes wrote:Has 'Sinews' been used?
Added to the wiki.
Here's the page, fyi: [url]wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/Suggested_Feed_Dump_Words[/url]
fyi: you need an "http://" at the front of that in order for the URL tags to work.
http://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/Suggested_Feed_Dump_Words
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 16 Jun 2013, 19:38
by Lurkon
Derp, I didn't even notice. Should use "preview" more often...
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 14:37
by Tacos_yay
My sister showed me this, I think its the best thing ever.
http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/07/19 ... -squabble/Just...Just keep reading.
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 01 Jan 2014, 21:04
by Robo4900
That was... Kinda funny...
Anyway:
Welcome to Feed Dump, where we're high explosives. I am TNT, joining me this week is Dynamite; [Funny thing] and your little sister. [Funnier thing]
And we're all on a short fuse.
EDIT: Also, if there was an FD with just Graham and Morgan:
Morgan: Hey, and welcome to...
(Gray background with text saying "Whatever" over it)
Re: Some "News"
Posted: 03 Jan 2014, 18:09
by clementines
{retracted; sorry.}