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Phailhammer wrote:I think it's a spambot.

I'm torn between "spambot" and "manual spammer"

There's just enough awareness to know that Feed Dump involves reporting news but not enough to make a truely coherent post.

It has a charming "horse e-books" kind of feel.

Actually, since the title of this thread has news in it, it likely showed up because of that.

The fireplace is going, so let's open the flues.

"I'm Cyanide, joining me this week is polonium-210..."
- "I'm used by the KGB" *evil smile* (ideal for Alex)
"And snake venom..."
- *other guest strokes a fake snake*
"Now we wait for the poison to diffuse."

Peruse?

Because I'm in that sort of mood;

I'm depression, joining me this week are anxiety:
"Something feels... wrong"
And cyclothymia:
"(inane grin) Happy times... (scowl) ...were yesterday"
And we're all feeling the blues.

To pick up all these stories, like Conan, we'll need mighty Thews.

We need some fabric, pass me the Charmeuse.

Call me a french singer, we need a Chanteuse.

This word no one can say we underuse.

In France we can say j'accuse!

Let me scrape by while I say just "Scuse!"

And the best part is... they all rhyme with "news" extremely closely.

Jamfalcon wrote:Let's all sit on some pews?

For this one, the set up could be "I'm the father, joining me is the son [insert funny thing], and the holy ghost [insert other funny thing]. And now let the mass begin as we all rise from our pews"

It's time for a conspiracy that doesn't involve the jews.

Now for some sweet, fatherly abuse.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/ap ... k-belieber

Would Anne Frank have been a Belieber?

So, in case we ever get treated to any pairing of Morgan with someone that was a Phailhaus regular...

G*: I'm a Dumper and joining me this week is some Phail.
Phailhaus regular: I come from a haus.
G*: And a... thing.
Morgan: Whatever.
G*: And today we jumpcut our views.

PlasmaCow wrote:So, in case we ever get treated to any pairing of Morgan with someone that was a Phailhaus regular...

G*: I'm a Dumper and joining me this week is some Phail.
Phailhaus regular: I come from a haus.
G*: And a... thing.
Morgan: Whatever.
G*: And today we jumpcut our views.

lol i love this

Hey check this out. Some guys in a Russian prison camp are using a cat to smuggle in smart-phones. Guards were clued in on the fact when they noticed a package taped onto the aforementioned cat as it was climbing over the prison wall. They have the cat in custody.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/cat-smuggles-cell-phones-into-prison-russia_n_3379023.html?utm_hp_ref=world

There appears to be a similar incident for a prison in Brazil, back at the beginning of January. That one was also carrying drill bits and hacksaw blades.

PlasmaCow wrote:So, in case we ever get treated to any pairing of Morgan with someone that was a Phailhaus regular...

G*: I'm a Dumper and joining me this week is some Phail.
Phailhaus regular: I come from a haus.
G*: And a... thing.
Morgan: Whatever.
G*: And today we jumpcut our views.

...*single tear* It's perfect. FUND IT. Clearly the regular is Adam. Because THE DUTCH. AGAIN?

I am also entirely behind this idea, but...it already happened.

Feed Dump, Commentary All Stars

Pope mass blesses a bunch of bikers:

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/lifest ... on-riders/

Has 'Sinews' been used?

ZePancakes wrote:Has 'Sinews' been used?

Added to the wiki.
Here's the page, fyi: [url]wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/Suggested_Feed_Dump_Words[/url]

Magical 'newses' to use(ses). I know some are repeats, but hey, if they can repeat Ooze...

"So let's all play some 2/2's!"
"So let's cast some split cards with Fuse!"
"So let's all draft some cubes!"
"And we've been dealt 4 by Flametounge Kavus!"

Let us summon Cthulus

Lurkon wrote:

ZePancakes wrote:Has 'Sinews' been used?

Added to the wiki.
Here's the page, fyi: [url]wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/Suggested_Feed_Dump_Words[/url]

fyi: you need an "http://" at the front of that in order for the URL tags to work.

http://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/Suggested_Feed_Dump_Words

Derp, I didn't even notice. Should use "preview" more often...

My sister showed me this, I think its the best thing ever.
http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/07/19 ... -squabble/
Just...Just keep reading.

That was... Kinda funny...

Anyway:
Welcome to Feed Dump, where we're high explosives. I am TNT, joining me this week is Dynamite; [Funny thing] and your little sister. [Funnier thing]
And we're all on a short fuse.

EDIT: Also, if there was an FD with just Graham and Morgan:
Morgan: Hey, and welcome to...
(Gray background with text saying "Whatever" over it)

{retracted; sorry.}