Some "News"

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Re: Some "News"

Postby nemesismachine » 12 May 2015, 11:25

Help me help you get killed by me.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby AdmiralMemo » 13 May 2015, 03:56

Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.

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Re: Some "News"

Postby Werdnae » 20 May 2015, 00:51

As a follow-up to the "do a Tesco" story from the 11th of March episode, but this time with arson. http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/6869082 ... high-blaze
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Re: Some "News"

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Re: Some "News"

Postby Jordiotto » 22 May 2015, 21:19

This may be a bit too widespread, but... Yeah, I have to.

http://abc13.com/education/teacher-accu ... ex/732400/
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Re: Some "News"

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Re: Some "News"

Postby rewik » 02 Jun 2015, 02:06

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rmany.html

I am seriously at a loss as to what could have distracted the driver enough for this to happen.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby R0AHN » 12 Jun 2015, 08:27

So... I may be remembering this wrong but at one point Paul had asked why nobody was making "smart pants". This cropped up in the episode where a smart wig was being announced.

http://techfrag.com/2015/05/31/google-l ... art-pants/
http://www.businessinsider.com/google-p ... nts-2015-5

May just be the rumor mill or someone at Google trolling us, who knows?
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Re: Some "News"

Postby PockyD » 22 Jun 2015, 13:19

I saw this news story and thought of you guys.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/ohio- ... ed-for-dui
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Re: Some "News"

Postby AdmiralMemo » 24 Jun 2015, 23:20

Three men in the LA MS-13 gang have died this year due to the same thing... using gold spray paint on their testicles.
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.

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Re: Some "News"

Postby Jeteye » 30 Jun 2015, 12:07

A guys in Florida a steals car, then calls the owner wanting to sell it back to him.

http://www.wmur.com/video/vuz/suspected ... d/33854910
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Re: Some "News"

Postby orchestrange » 10 Jul 2015, 11:28

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Re: Some "News"

Postby Jeteye » 22 Jul 2015, 20:16

A man breaks into a womens home to try on her boots.

http://www.wmur.com/news/postal-carrier ... s/34302380
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Re: Some "News"

Postby AdmiralMemo » 25 Jul 2015, 14:02

This one HAS to get on Feed Dump... Wyoming is stepping up its game. This sounds like a "Florida Man" story to me.

Wyoming man found with 30 eyeballs in his butt
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.

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Re: Some "News"

Postby Wooglie » 28 Jul 2015, 01:21

San Diego: Man Ends Up With $150,000 Hospital Bill After Being Bitten During Rattlesnake Selfie
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/55b38198e4b0a13f9d18bf80
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Re: Some "News"

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Re: Some "News"

Postby RedHelveticaCake » 06 Aug 2015, 11:00

I really hope this is fake; if not, then I'm glad I'm allergic to alcohol: You Can Get Semen-Injected Beer Now
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Kiskil-lilla » 10 Sep 2015, 07:34

I have read something that sounded like Feed Dump News to me: Two 5-year-old russian boys dig their way out of nursery to buy sports car

One news article about it:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/s ... sports-car
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Re: Some "News"

Postby R0AHN » 30 Sep 2015, 11:14

Man uses raccoon to defeat ignition interlock device, gets attacked by raccoon, then crashes into a fence and into a swimming pool: http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/09/30/ ... ks-driver/
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Re: Some "News"

Postby RoboNixon » 09 Oct 2015, 04:09

Florida Man strikes again! Homeless man finds skull, uses as puppet

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/ ... -1.2390592
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Yorick » 25 Oct 2015, 02:47

Official spokesman for the Amalgamated union of Scrubs and Casuals.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby PMAvers » 29 Oct 2015, 08:22

Police in eastern Russia pulled over a speeding hearse, and when they searched the vehicle and casket, discovered the casket didn't have a body in it.

What was in there instead?
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Re: Some "News"

Postby GDwarf » 29 Oct 2015, 08:27

May those who accept their fate find happiness; Those who defy it, glory!
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Re: Some "News"

Postby shamanarza » 08 Nov 2015, 17:38

Russian man tries to break into hair salon, owner ties him up, uses him as a sex slave for a few days and then lets him go. But it's ok, she bought him new jeans. https://www.facebook.com/illyal/photos/a.474486211204.258731.62876621204/10150821513546205/?type=3&theater

Also, man gets lung cancer... from his tapeworm. http://www.wyff4.com/health/tapeworm-gives-man-lung-cancer/36290668
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Wooglie » 04 Dec 2015, 05:47

Lottery winner dies after gold-plating his testicles.
http://damn.com/lottery-winner-gold-plated-tests/

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