Some "News"

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Postby AdmiralMemo » 28 Dec 2015, 17:08

German man attempts to rob condom machine. He fails to. It blows up and kills him.

So. Many. Questions.

(Particularly, is Germany trying to become the new Florida?)
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Necabo » 30 Dec 2015, 01:36

Laguna priest chided for using hoverboard in Mass

Bet it was because it doesn't actually hover :lol:
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Re: Some "News"

Postby DPO » 19 Feb 2016, 16:55

This is an amazing article that's a followup for the old feed dump story about Germany seizing Justin Bieber's monkey. The writing is hilarious, too.

http://www.starwipe.com/article/odds-ju ... -pret-2072
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Re: Some "News"

Postby greatgodom » 08 Mar 2016, 09:39

Hi LRR,

I don't know if this news qualifies as "Feed Dump worthy". But I thought I'd inform you about it since the LRR crew uses the Phrase "Going HAM" quite often, and this story shows someone doing that to a magnificent degree.

The story is as follows:
Earlier today there was a stabbing in the city of Petah Tikva, Israel. The person stabbed was hit in his shoulder and neck. After getting over the surprise of being stabbed. The victim pulled the knife out of their own neck, and proceeded to use it to stab his assailant to death. The victim survived the ordeal.

If that doesn't qualify as being "Hard as a Motherfucker" I don't know what is.
I hope you guys find this story as cool as I did (the use of your attackers knife to attack your assailant, not the violence and death).
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Wooglie » 10 Mar 2016, 03:07

The URL tells the story:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 21136.html
Edit: The URL got shortened the story is "Toddler discovered hidden in hand luggage aboard Istanbul to Paris flight"
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Re: Some "News"

Postby lsaldana92 » 29 Mar 2016, 21:55

http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/03/23/m ... restaurant

LRR this story was made for you, it has a snake, sushi, and it happened in LA
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Re: Some "News"

Postby AdmiralMemo » 04 Apr 2016, 09:14

WHAT. THE. BUS. WALMART...

That's. Not. Maryland.
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LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.

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Re: Some "News"

Postby Trippzen » 18 Apr 2016, 10:31

AdmiralMemo wrote:WHAT. THE. BUS. WALMART...

That's. Not. Maryland.


As a UMD grad student, I would buy that shirt, and I hate Walmart.
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Re: Some "News"

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Re: Some "News"

Postby mikeyjh » 21 May 2016, 17:30

A Canadian woman is asked to leave the gym because of her big boob.

http://whoradio.iheart.com/articles/nat ... -14731513/
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Yorick » 20 Jun 2016, 13:17

A French football hooligan smuggled a flare into a stadium by hiding it in his rectum

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... en-8228946
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Re: Some "News"

Postby theycallmejokke » 22 Jun 2016, 11:36

Sooo Canada have gone an legalised some sexual acts with animals...
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... x-animals/
Hmm, re-reading the story I don't know if it's appropriate for Feeddump after all, as the court case that let to the ruling is very much not fun. I'll leave the link up for now so LRR can decide for them self.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby varmintx » 13 Aug 2016, 08:39

It's really the headline that sells it:
Police seek hardened criminal after penis pump is stolen
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Re: Some "News"

Postby Trippzen » 24 Aug 2016, 10:19

Doctors remove 40 knives from a man's stomach in India.

Surprisingly, not about smuggling, the man just enjoyed eating knives.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby eostby » 10 Sep 2016, 22:02

For some reason, this seems right up Feed Dump's alley. http://www.newser.com/story/230782/cops ... chool.html
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Re: Some "News"

Postby AdmiralMemo » 28 Sep 2016, 15:42

Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.

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Re: Some "News"

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Re: Some "News"

Postby AdmiralMemo » 28 Sep 2016, 18:35

Was it the same spider? ;-)
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.

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Re: Some "News"

Postby TheMadPunter » 30 Nov 2016, 13:01

Lots of action at ATL Customs Enforcement over Thanksgiving weekend:

http://savannahnow.com/news/2016-11-29/customs-dogs-sniff-out-illegal-pig-horse-sausage-more-atlanta-airport

http://airport.blog.ajc.com/2016/11/29/customs-dog-intercepts-whole-pig-at-atlanta-airport

The horse sausage I guess I can understand - maybe you consider it a delicacy, and it's pretty tough to get at Whole Foods. The roasted pig though, someone will have to explain to me. Besides the fact that we just have those in the USA, that's got to be way more trouble than it's worth to transport - not to mention the airport dogs. Forget bomb residue, a dog doesn't need training to sniff out BACON.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby DPO » 05 Dec 2016, 08:03

Everything about this is gold:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man ... 8e04816832

Man finds kangaroo strangling dog, punches it and rescues the dog. Video of him and the kangaroo boxing eye to eye is included. It's fantastic.
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Re: Some "News"

Postby McDuckson » 06 Dec 2016, 13:05

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/05/tourist-claims-detained-kazakhstan-officials-refused-believe/

Kazakhstan officials won't believe New Zeeland is a country. This is definetly Feed Dump worthy.

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