25 - Santa Drugs

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Re: 25 - Santa Drugs

Postby RytelCSF » 10 Nov 2011, 07:28

Was I the only one a bit disappointed that, given there was a report regarding Santa and a report regarding a potential drug smuggling, that Judge Pimp Santa didn't make a comeback?

That said, "James and Matt Have to Figure Out What's In This Nigerian's Poop" literally made me laugh out loud. I'm not really complaining; I'm just saying.
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Re: 25 - Santa Drugs

Postby Aydin225 » 10 Nov 2011, 11:31

I've rewatched that feed dump a number of times just to watch the Judge Pimp Santa bit again. Maybe he'll be back for a christmas edition or something
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Re: 25 - Santa Drugs

Postby Geoff_B » 10 Nov 2011, 12:36

RytelCSF wrote:That said, "James and Matt Have to Figure Out What's In This Nigerian's Poop" literally made me laugh out loud. I'm not really complaining; I'm just saying.


... a litter of puppies?
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Re: 25 - Santa Drugs

Postby RLYoshi » 10 Nov 2011, 13:29

I was with Matt with the "litter of puppies" guess. Drugs just made no sense whatsoever given the context, but puppies? That works perfectly!
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Re: 25 - Santa Drugs

Postby MowDownJoe » 10 Nov 2011, 19:32

Well, it's more like everyone wants to see a litter of puppies.
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Re: 25 - Santa Drugs

Postby the amativeness » 10 Nov 2011, 19:43

MowDownJoe wrote:Well, it's more like everyone wants to see a litter of puppies covered in poo.


Don't forget that part.
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Re: 25 - Santa Drugs

Postby JackSlack » 10 Nov 2011, 23:58

... ar.. are we on? Is this on? Ca... OK, the studio says you can all hear me.

Hello, everybody. Despite some technical issues, I am JackSlack, reporting LIVE from the belly of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. It took us some time, but we do in fact have a camera crew in here -- Bailey here sure regrets picking the short straw that day -- and thus we have your hat report! Let's take a look at this week's market movements. Keep the goddamn camera steady, Bailey. Seriously, stomach acid isn't even really that strong. We'll be fine.

The market this week took an overall tumble. Hats and prescription eyewear both took considerable tumbles as the hopes of a Kathleen Force faded early; replaced by a James force.

I wish a T-rex would eat the James Force. The ruination of my portfolio. If we do get out of here, I'm collecting some souvenirs and shipping them right off to the Hypothetical Personification of What Is Purely a Technical Term for an Arrangement of Economic Conditions and Not Really a Person, Honest To God.

On the other hand, NADA was way up, and the new Fake Facial Traits category continued to demonstrate its market viability above the old WIGS stocks.

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In Haturation news, the market dropped to a very secure 7.55%, representing new levels of market confidence.

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More confident than me, I admit, because this stomach lining is really closing in on us and...

OH GOD. Are those puppies?
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Re: 25 - Santa Drugs

Postby MowDownJoe » 11 Nov 2011, 19:30

A litter of puppies? Inside a T-Rex?

Surely you jest. It must be pot.
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Re: 25 - Santa Drugs

Postby JackSlack » 12 Nov 2011, 02:17

MowDownJoe wrote:Surely you jest. It must be pot.


And by pot, you mean a pot with a litter of puppies in it?
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Re: 25 - Santa Drugs

Postby chif-ii » 12 Nov 2011, 07:14

JackSlack wrote:
MowDownJoe wrote:Surely you jest. It must be pot.


And by pot, you mean a pot with a litter of puppies in it?


Puppies stuffed with drugs.

I lol'd at Matt trading Kathleen out for James.
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